A Bar In An Alternate World: Pick Up A Young Witch - Chapter 9

Chapter 9: Quick, Use a Forbidden Spell on the Toilet

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“You can have this too.”

After leading Lanya back to his room, Lin Ge placed the bag of milk and bread on the table and pointed at it.

On the way back, he noticed that she kept peeking at the bag in his hand. He found it funny, but he also felt a little sympathetic.

“Really?” Lanya’s face lit up with joy, but then she suddenly felt a little embarrassed, “It’s okay, you haven’t eaten yet.”

“I’ll go to the kitchen to make a bowl of noodles.”

“Can you make two bowls?” Lanya asked, blinking.

Lin Ge stared at her slim waist in shock, “You can still eat?”

Lanya patted her stomach and said confidently, “Don’t worry, I’m fine!”

After Lin Ge went to the kitchen, Lanya sat at the desk and observed the room while nibbling on bread.

The room wasn’t big, but it was very clean. There was a single bed, a desk, and a simple wardrobe. There wasn’t much space left.

There were a few thick books on the desk. Judging from the wine bottle on the cover, they should be books about wine.

When she saw the narrow single bed, Lanya’s face turned slightly red. Such a narrow bed could not fit two people safely. She thought she should probably just sit here and meditate for the night.

When Lin Ge walked out of the kitchen with two bowls of hot noodles, Lanya had already smelled the aroma and opened the door to welcome him.

There was only one chair in the room, so Lin Ge moved the desk to the bed and let Lanya sit on the bed while he sat on the chair.

“It smells so good. Why are you so good at everything? Not only is the wine you make delicious, but even the noodles you make are so delicious!” Lanya slurped a mouthful of noodles and was not stingy with her praise for Lin Ge.

“By the way, what’s a cosplayer?” With a mouthful of noodles in her mouth, Lanya asked with her cheeks puffed up.

The man at the door seemed to be very surprised to see her.

“Just some people who like to wear special clothes. Don’t mind him.”

Gao Wenyang had obviously misunderstood. There was no need to let Lanya know about such things.

She was someone from another world and would return tomorrow. She should not be affected by this world.

“Oh,” Lanya replied indifferently and continued eating her noodles.

After finishing the noodles, Lanya’s bowl was empty, without even a drop of soup left. Then, she started staring at Lin Ge’s bowl.

“Lin Ge, do you still want to drink the soup in your bowl?”

Lin Ge pushed the bowl to her and sighed silently in his heart. What kind of life did she live in the past for her to be able to eat so much?

After finishing the soup in Lin Ge’s bowl as well, Lanya threw her head back and fell onto the bed. She gently stroked her slightly puffed-up belly and let out a satisfied sound.

Lin Ge collected the bowls and went to the kitchen to wash them. He didn’t go back to his room. Instead, he stayed on the sofa in the living room.

He would just lie here for the night.

Not long after Lin Ge lay down, he suddenly heard the sound of the door opening. He opened his eyes and saw Lanya coming out of the room. She walked to the sofa with a red face as if she had something that was hard to say.

“What’s wrong?” Lin Ge asked softly.

“I don’t seem to be able to turn the food in this world into magic energy. I’ve had too much soup, so… Umm…”

Lanya put her hands together between her legs and twisted her body uneasily.

Lin Ge instantly understood.

“You don’t have to say anymore, I understand.”

Then, he brought Lanya to the door of the bathroom.

“The washroom is here.”

When Lanya opened the door and rushed into the bathroom, Lin Ge seemed to hear a very soft “thank you”.

However, the door soon opened again. Lanya stopped Lin Ge, who was about to leave, and pointed to the bathroom, “Lin Ge, where is it?”

Oh, that’s right, she probably hadn’t seen a toilet before.

Hence, Lin Ge walked into the bathroom and quickly explained to her how to use the toilet.

“After you’re done, press this and it will be cleaned up.”

Lin Ge pressed the flush button, and the water in the toilet bowl started to splash.

Lanya bit her lower lip and looked at the yellowish toilet seat in horror.

“What a filthy thing! I feel like vomiting just by being close to it. And to think I have to… Sit on it?”

The thought of her body touching that thing called the “toilet” made Lanya feel dizzy, and her face turned from red to white.

Lin Ge could tell from her reaction that she found it dirty.

From what she had just said, in the other world, she could turn the food she ate into magic energy, which meant that she did not need to excrete. Or was releasing magic the same as excreting?

In short, she was a clean magical girl.

So it was reasonable for her to dislike this old shared toilet.

So he carefully put down the toilet seat and spread a layer of tissue on it.

“Here, this should do it.”

He then walked out of the bathroom and closed the door.

Lanya could only overcome the rest of the resisting mindset by herself. If he continued to stay here, he would only be making her hold it in for longer.

As soon as Lin Ge sat down on the sofa, he saw a bright white light suddenly overflowing from the gap in the bathroom door, followed by pattering sounds.

What was she doing inside?

No matter how curious Lin Ge was, he couldn’t just open the door to check.

Soon, the door of the bathroom opened slowly with a creak. Lanya leaned against the door frame and leaned half of her body out. Her face was unusually pale and she looked extremely weak.

She extended a hand to Lin Ge and called out with difficulty, “Help… Help me.”

Lin Ge quickly rushed over and supported her.

“What happened?”

When he saw the toilet in the bathroom, he was stunned.

The old yellowish toilet bowl was now brand new as if it had just been produced from the factory. The porcelain surface was whiter than a freshly peeled egg, so white that it was even a little dazzling.

“What did you do to it?”

Lanya fell into Lin Ge’s arms and laughed with difficulty, “I didn’t expect that… using a low-level purification spell here would consume more magic than a high-level forbidden spell. It drained all my magic energy, but I had to use it… I really can’t stand the filth…”

“You used magic?”

“Yes. Can you carry me back to the room? I don’t even have the strength to walk,” At this point, Lanya’s pale face blushed again.

Lin Ge easily picked her up. Her body was so light that it was like a cloud.

The hat on Lanya’s head suddenly fell, and her soft chestnut-colored long hair flowed down like mercury. It brushed past her slightly flustered white face and the back of Lin Ge’s hand. It felt cold and smooth to the touch, like silk.

“My hat…” Lanya exclaimed and reached out her hand.

“Don’t move, I’ll help you get it back.”

Lin Ge squatted and temporarily placed her on his lap. He held her body with one hand and picked up the big pointed hat on the ground with the other.

When he stood up again with Lanya in his arms, her face seemed to have become redder.

Lin Ge brought her back to the room and gently placed her on the single bed before covering her with the blanket.

“Have a good rest.”

“The hat …”

Lanya stared at the hat in Lin Ge’s hand.

“You wear it when you sleep?”

“Put it… on me. ”

Lin Ge was about to put her hat by the bed, but after hearing her words, he gently placed the hat on her chest.

“Good night,” He said.

“Yes, thank you… Good night.”

Lanya closed her eyes in peace. Her long eyelashes were like stamen and seemed to be foretelling a sweet dream.