A Celestial Emperor’s Self-Cultivation - Chapter 14
- Home
- A Celestial Emperor’s Self-Cultivation
- Chapter 14 - A Celestial Emperor’s Self-Cultivation Chapter 14
Chapter 14: A Sword Technique That Can Only Be Practiced At Brothels
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
“If you wish to train in this technique, you must first sever your manhood!”
These words written in bright red had Chu Xiaolian feeling a gust of cold air under his crotch.
“Isn’t this price a little too heavy?”
Elder Yan said teasingly, “Didn’t you say that you’re willing to give up anything in order to become stronger?”
Chu Xiaolian: “…”
“Master, is there no other option?”
Elder Yan spread his hands. “Of all the techniques I’ve collected, this one allows you to cultivate the fastest.”
Becoming crippled down there in order to become stronger?
Chu Xiaolian’s eyes revealed his inner struggles.
After a long time, he sighed and said, “Forget it! For Senior Brother’s great cause and for all the living beings in this world, sacrificing something that is only one to two inches long is nothing!
“I can just try to find some top-grade Spiritual Medicine to get that thing regrown after I master this Sword Technique Scripture.
“Or I can just wait until I break my Core to produce a Nascent Soul and change my body!”
Elder Yan could neither cry nor laugh. “You have a witty mind, but if it is so easy to solve, why do you think the creator of this Sword Scripture specifically mentioned it?
“When you cultivate with the Yue Xuan Kui Sword Technique Scripture, you will be harassed by endless desires, and if you are not careful, you will go insane.
“Besides, when you form your Golden Core and Nascent Soul with this Technique, your unseen powers will become tainted with this particularity.
“Unless you wish to die of Qi Deviation, you shouldn’t be thinking about getting your little brother back sneakily after you master the sword scripture.”
Chu Xiaolian cried.
He thought he had found a bug in this technique.
Staring silently at the Sword Technique in front of him, Chu Xiaolian plummeted into a prolonged mental entanglement.
After a long time, he revealed decisiveness in his eyes. “You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. You can’t become stronger without parting the way with willingness!
“As long as I can become the top powerhouse as quickly as possible so that hundreds of millions will not starve, what’s the big deal about losing this root of all evil?
“I’ll just get it again when I reincarnate!
“My life is for all of humanity, it’s worth it!”
Seeing Chu Xiaolian’s awe-inspiring appearance, Elder Yan was shocked.
What the?
Is he dead serious about that?
What kind of creature have I accepted as my disciple?
He said helplessly, “Although Mu Yuehua had infuriated you pretty badly, you still have to be cautious in this kind of decision.”
Chu Xiaolian said firmly, “Master, you don’t have to persuade me anymore. My decision has been made!”
…
Clang!
The three-foot-long sword on Chu Xiaolian’s back came out of its sheath.
Cold light shone on the young boy’s face as the sharpness of the blade sliced apart even the surrounding air.
“For Senior Brother, for the people of the world!”
Chu Xiaolian held the long sword tightly and slowly closed his eyes which were radiating great determination.
“Farewell!”
The corners of Elder Yan’s mouth twitched. “Put down your sword!”
Chu Xiaolian shook his head. “Master, you don’t need to persuade me. My mind is already set on this.”
Elder Yan sighed. “You can still succeed without doing this.”
Huh?
Chu Xiaolian’s body was trembling as he looked at Elder Yan. “Master, you are f*cking around with me?”
Elder Yan said with great confidence, “You vilified me by saying that I’m no good beside the field just now!”
That’s it? Just because of that?
Chu Xiaolian said with teary eyes, “Master, please be reasonable, you said that all by yourself!”
“Is that so?”
Elder Yan wrinkled his nose and said, “Fine! That’s not important.
“In fact, what I mainly wanted to see was if you truly have the courage to cut off your tiny willy for the common good of the world!
“And your determination has proven that you didn’t disappoint me. Excellent!”
The corners of Chu Xiaolian’s mouth twitched like crazy. “This old geezer is seriously hella petty!”
Is he really the Righteous Hero Sword Sage and not an old monster of some kind of cult?
“C-can I really keep my thing?”
Elder Yan nodded. “The Yue Xuan Kui Sword Technique Scripture originally belongs to the Devil Sect, but it was later seized by the Taicang Holy Land.
“30,000 years ago, a stunningly talented Holy Lord comprehended the mystery of the Sword Scripture and combined it with what he had learned to create a new unique ultimate technique.”
Having said that, Elder Yan gently brushed his sleeves. “This inheritance is the strongest!”
…
As Elder Yan swept his sleeves, all the red Sword Moves and Sword Techniques shattered into pieces.
Subsequently, the sacred red light reorganized itself and converged into a brand-new Sword Technique: the Forgotten Love Blade!
Seeing the Sword Technique levitating in the air in a more mysterious way than the one before, Chu Xiaolian’s eyes glistened as the corners of his mouth lifted slightly.
That old thing had finally taken out the real deal!
I knew that you can’t watch your disciple cut off his manhood!
Forgotten Love Blade!
Already that name seems much better than ‘Yue Xuan Kui Sword Technique Scripture’ just by sound alone!
Chu Xiaolian asked curiously, “Master, what’s so special about this Sword Technique?”
Elder Yan said, “This Sword Technique is one of the strongest inheritance of the Taicang Holy Land which is known for its absolute speed!
“Quick to cultivate in, quick to deliver killing blows, quick to level up, quick for recovering—it is quick in everything!
“When you cultivate the technique to a profound level, you will comprehend the Righteous Sword Aura that will grant you the power to inflict multiplied damage on demons and ghosts. The technique is hailed as the nemesis of evil!
“Over the hundreds of years when I roamed across five realms vanquishing unceasing amounts of demons, it is the Righteous Sword Aura that I solely relied on!”
Quick to the extreme?
It can give birth to the Righteous Sword Aura that counters demons and evil spirits?
Chu Xiaolian said out of curiosity, “With so many advantages, cultivation with this technique should be very difficult!”
Elder Yan nodded. “Cultivating in this Sword Technique requires one to be extremely talented with the sword. Besides, one must also relinquish worldly love and affection.”
“Relinquish worldly love and affection?” Chu Xiaolian was stunned. “Does that mean no girls?”
If that was the case, in what way was it different from the Yue Xuan Kui Sword Technique Scripture?
Was one just becoming a real eunuch and the other one becoming a fake eunuch?
Elder Yan said calmly, “A true Swordsmanship Cultivator shouldn’t be bounded by anything. Women will only affect the speed of your sword.
“That Holy Lord from 30,000 years ago was bewitched by a succubus when he was young, causing heavy casualties in the Holy Land.
“Later, he learned from this pain and created the Forgotten Love Blade. Alone, he massacred his way into the Southern Borders with his blade and took down the succubus underneath the Skyroc Ridge.”
“That day, at the Southern Borders, the Righteous Sword Aura morphed into an endless river and the Forgotten Love Blade became well known over all the Five Realms!”
“This is an unequaled inheritance with power comparable to the Crown Scripture!”
…
An inheritance which power is comparable to the Crown Scripture?
Chu Xiaolian could not help getting heated up inside.
He looked at Elder Yan and asked, “Master, let’s say I touch girls after I start cultivating with this technique, what will happen?”
Elder Yan: “Nothing will happen, your progression will become stagnant at most.
“And the power of the Sword Technique will also dwindle because of that.”
Chu Xiaolian was pretty happy on the inside. “What if I come across a stronger Sword Technique and decide to switch to it?”
Elder Yan said, “Nothing will happen either. This Sword Scripture is different from the ones practiced by cults. You are still free to switch around.”
Chu Xiaolian said excitedly, “Alright then, I want to learn this one!”
Elder Yan revealed a teasing look in his eyes.
He nodded and said, “Since that’s the case, you must first find a way to descend the mountain and find a brothel! The higher the quality, the better!”
Huh?
Chu Xiaolian was dumbfounded. “I’ll have to go to a brothel to train in this Sword Technique?”
Elder Yan’s face was fully composed. “The first stage of the Forgotten Love Blade is: When you have no women in your heart, you will be able to draw your sword like a deity!
“You need to find a brothel and get them to seduce you. You may start the challenge with more average ones.
“No matter how they seduce you, you must remain completely unshaken, don’t let your desires run wild!
“When you’re able to remain undisturbed and calm even with countless peerless beauties in front of you, undressing and doing all kinds of flirty actions, you may consider having mastered the first stage of the Forgotten Love Blade!”
…
Chu Xiaolian: “???”
Master, let’s just cut it off, shall we?!