A Cultivation Amateur With 4.6 Billion Years Of Cultivation - Chapter 11

Chapter 11: I’m 18 This Year, Don’t Address Me In A Way That Make Me Sound Old

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The ugly middle-aged man was stunned. Clearly, he didn’t expect that there was someone behind this rock. However, he couldn’t care less about such a small matter now. He continued to run forward, and in an instant, he passed by Zeng Jing and ran far away. After that, the bear demon also caught up and brushed past Zeng Jing with a whoosh.

However, just as it brushed past Zeng Jing, Zeng Jing suddenly reached out and grabbed the bear demon’s hind leg firmly.

This Mystic Ice Bear Demon wasn’t an idle demon beast. It could chase after an ugly middle-aged man with a cultivation base of over 200 years until he fled in a sorry state. Its cultivation could be said to be unfathomable.If ordinary cultivators stretched out their hands to grab it when it ran, they would probably be dragged away instantly. It was impossible to catch it.

However, with such a simple grab and a pull by Zeng Jing, the bear demon instantly stopped. The kinetic energy brought about by its mad dash earlier also vanished without a trace.

The huge impact caused by the pulling and dissolution of the immense force from forcing a stop caused the bear demon to feel light-headed. For a short period of time, it actually couldn’t figure out its bearings. Hence, it froze.

The ugly middle-aged man who was running in front immediately stopped and turned his head with a look of surprise. Those disciples who were planning to scatter also stopped running. Everyone looked over.

A large group of uniquely ugly men were staring at Zeng Jing, causing him to feel intense pressure. “What are you looking at? Have you not seen a handsome man before?”

The ugly men: “…”

Needless to say, they rarely saw handsome men after staying in the Handsome Sect for a long time. They felt that Zeng Jing was shockingly handsome the moment they saw him since they were so used to seeing incomparably ugly men.

The ugly middle-aged man wiped the sweat off his forehead. “So handsome, at least twice as handsome as me.”

Zeng Jing: “Am I only twice as handsome as you? I’m not happy at all!”

The ugly middle-aged man said, “Be careful, the bear demon has woken up.”

It turned out that the Mystic Ice Bear Demon had already woken up from its momentary dizziness while the two of them were talking. Its intelligence wasn’t high, but it knew that it was Zeng Jing who had pulled it back earlier. With a furious roar, its meaty paw slammed down on Zeng Jing’s head.

This palm strike was extremely terrifying. The cultivation level of the bear paw was probably about 400 to 500 years. It was impossible for ordinary cultivators to withstand it. At the very least, none of the disciples of the Handsome Sect, including the ugly middle-aged man, could withstand it.

The ugly middle-aged man was just about to shout for Zeng Jing to dodge when he saw Zeng Jing place a palm above his head. With a smack, he firmly grabbed the bear paw, and the terrifying sound of wind from the bear paw instantly vanished without a trace.

The ugly middle-aged man: “…”

The disciples: “…”

The ugly middle-aged man sighed. “As expected, the more handsome a person is, the stronger they are. Those who are more handsome than me are stronger than me. This must be the natural law.”

Zeng Jing: “Hey, what nonsense are you talking about?”

The bear demon’s other paw slapped over with a whoosh.

Zeng Jing couldn’t be bothered to play with a bear anymore. He exerted a little force with the hand that was holding onto the bear’s paw, and with a swing, he lifted the bear demon up like a broken sack. He sla,,ed the bear demon to the left, to the right, to the left, and to the right, just what the Hulk did to Loki. Then, with a casual swing, the bear demon turned limp and turned into a pile of mud.

After that, he added, “What a weak bear!”

The people from the Handsome Sect: “…”

Earlier, all of them had used their Dharma treasures to deal with this bear demon. After fighting for a long time, not only were they unable to injure it at all, but many of their Dharma treasures were also shattered by it, causing the Sect Master to be in a sorry state. However, this young man in front of them had smashed the bear demon into a pulp with a single move and even said that it was very weak. This…

This was very admirable!

Everyone bowed together and greeted Zeng Jing. “It’s not that the bear demon is weak. It’s just that you, Senior, are too strong.”

“Senior?” Zeng Jing was amused. “Stop, stop, stop! Don’t address me in a way that makes me sound so old. I’m only 18 years old and in the prime of my life. I don’t know how many years I’ve aged with you guys calling me that. That won’t do.”

A solo conversation raced through the ugly middle-aged man’s head.

18 years old? You’re spouting nonsense! I have more than 200 years of cultivation, but I was chased by the bear demon like a fool. You instantly killed the bear demon the moment you attacked. Even though I don’t dare to use my divine sense to scan you, I don’t even need to use my brain to guess that you have at least 1,000 years of cultivation. This 18-year-old skin must have been obtained through the Reborn Transformation or through possession.

An old cultivator with a cultivation base of over 1,000 years claims to be 18 years old. Should I expose you or not? Exposing you is no different from courting death. It’s better not to expose you!

The ugly middle-aged man hurriedly added, “Senior is 18 years old, sauve and dashing. You are truly a role model for our cultivation world.”

Zeng Jing said, “Since you said that I’m 18 years old, why are you still calling me Senior?”

The ugly middle-aged man broke out in a sweat. He thought to himself. This senior likes to pretend to be young? Oh, I understand now. He wants to hide his cultivation level! He doesn’t want to shock the world and scare others. I have to go along with his words.

He quickly corrected himself. “Cough! Alright, little… little friend…”

He was really a little scared when he called out. What if this old demon said that he was disrespectful to him and wanted to chop him up?

However, Zeng Jing didn’t look unhappy at all when he was addressed as ‘little friend’. He smiled at him, “I like this form of address! Uncle, why are you guys fighting so intensely with this bear? What are you guys doing?”

The middle-aged ugly man was flattered when he was addressed as ‘Uncle’. However, he couldn’t help but ridicule in his heart. You old monster. You deliberately called me ‘Uncle’ in order to hide your strength and mess up your seniority.

He said honestly, “This Mystic Ice Bear Demon has a body of good fur. This humble one…”

“Hmm?” Zeng Jing squinted.

The middle-aged man quickly corrected himself. “I… I-I… I’m here to seize its fur to make a bear fur coat.”

Zeng Jing said, “Just for the fur? Boring! I’m afraid it has other good stuff on it. You must be hiding something. Is this bear going to drop something good? A heavenly treasure? An alchemy ingredient?”

The middle-aged man quickly shook his head. “No, no. We definitely don’t have any other motives. The founding purpose of our Handsome Sect is to become handsome, handsome, and handsome! As long as we can become handsome, we have no other pursuits.”

Zeng Jing glanced at the group of ugly people in front of him and thought, Forget it. I might be thinking of ways to make myself more handsome in this lifetime too if I were as ugly as them.

The ugly middle-aged man said with some regret, “However, it seems that our trip has failed. The bear demon was defeated by… cough… my young friend. This beautiful fur naturally should belong to my young friend.”

“I don’t want it,” Zeng Jing said. “Wearing fur coats is too nouveau riche. It makes people panic. No, no. If you want it, you can take it.”

The ugly middle-aged man was overjoyed. “Are you really giving it to me?”

Zeng Jing realized that he wouldn’t believe it if he spoke to this fellow nicely. He had to change his way of speaking.

Zeng Jing could only put his hands behind his back and look up at the sky. He said indifferently, “Do you think that someone like me wants trash like this?”