A Man Living in the Countryside Would Fly Up to Heaven at Daytime - Chapter 24

Chapter 24: Bro, You Look A Little Familiar

Both Little White and Big Yellow were beyond saving. Ever since they got together this morning, the two of them had been very excited for some reason. It felt like they were long-lost brothers finally reuniting after having gone through a ton of hardships.

Su Yu even had a feeling that Little White was influenced by Big Yellow.

Little White was originally an honest and quiet snake, but now it started to slither around, causing trouble like a naughty dog.

Right now, the dog and the snake were chewing on the gate of the yard.

Su Yu went up to the two of them and knocked them on their heads. The little tap on their heads knocked them out of their excitement.

“Come. It’s time to work,” Su Yu said with a scoff.

Big Yellow was a shameless dog as it wagged its tail and followed Su Yu happily. Little White hissed but eventually followed as well.

Su Yu then tasked Little White and Big Yellow with different tasks. Little White carried the machete with its tail and started to chop logs while Big Yellow was tasked to carry the logs over. The dog and snake worked together seamlessly, and it somehow became a production line.

“I’m shocked! Master Su’s pets are all so smart! Look at my husky. It’s still biting my slipper! I’m going to slap it!”

“Big Yellow and Little White are so cute! I’m jealous!”

“No way! No way! My parents don’t allow me to have pets, but now after seeing Master Su’s stream, I’ve decided to get a puppy from the pet market!”

While comments were floating in the stream, Su Yu took the time to build the grill over the fire. Then, he started his grilling tutorial.

“Master Su, what are you trying to do?”

Su Yu said, “I thought I said that we are having grilled wild boar for lunch just now.”

“Grilled wild boar? Is it nice?

Su Yu responded, “I’m not trying to boast or anything, but I inherited the ultimate grilling skill from my family. Six generations of my ancestors are imperial cooks, and one of their signature dishes is grilled pork. It has a secret technique that is only taught to the sons of the family instead of the daughters. I won’t simply reveal the secret technique.”

“Keep it up. Keep your bragging up!”

“Yeah! Your ancestors are imperial cooks? I can also say my ancestors were emperors! And I’m of royal descent!”

“What a coincidence! My family is also royal!”

“Me too! My ancestors are royal!”

“Enough, you guys! How many emperors were there throughout the history of our country? A hundred thousand viewers claim that their ancestors were royal? Why don’t you guys say you guys are of godly descent?!”

Su Yu chuckled. He chatted for a bit and got to grilling. He picked a piece of rib up and cut it with the knife. The piece of rib in his hand was approximately 1.8 kg.

“This is what we will be having today,” Su Yu declared.

“Holy! It’s huge! Bro, you are really rich!”

“A piece of meat that size will cost around 200 RMB in the market!”

“The piece of meat is worth even more than my daily salary! I’m going to cry in the toilet.”

“So, this is how rich people eat.”

The viewers in his stream were whining, but Su Yu just ignored them and started seasoning the ribs. It had to be seasoned first to give it flavor.

He drizzled oyster sauce, wine, sugar, ginger, roasting sauce, and lemon juice. Lastly, he covered a layer of salt on both sides of the ribs before leaving it to rest for a while.

Su Yu explained while making it in front of the camera, “You guys can follow my method and try it at home. It’s delicious, and you can add some cheese or sesame seeds based on your liking.”

After seasoning, the ribs were ready to go on the grill. However, the ribs were black after the marinating process, so it did not look appetizing at all.

Su Yu put it on the grilling rack, and it would be ready once it was cooked.

Of course, he had to smear a layer of honey on the ribs while it was being cooked. The ribs were grilled to an alluring golden color, and it looked extremely delicious.

The golden ribs sizzled over the grill.

Both Little White and Big Yellow inched closer.

Even Little White, who preferred ginseng over anything else, showed high interest in the golden ribs.

The viewers were moaning even more when they saw the ribs.

“I can’t! It’s so…delicious! I’m so hungry! This is so cruel! I’ve reported you for seducing us!”

“Why am I watching this at this time?”

“Come clean, Master Su. You are actually a food streamer, am I right?”

“You claimed to be an outdoor streamer, but you are actually a food streamer! I condemn you for your act unless you send me a piece of the ribs!”

Su Yu stated, “Okay, it’s almost done. Let’s have a taste.”

He cut a piece with the knife and wanted to taste the morsel. However, a yellow flash appeared and the piece of rib disappeared from his hand.

“??? Where’s the rib?”

“WTF was that?”

“I thought I saw light flashing across the screen.”

“Did something steal Master Su’s rib?”

Su Yu turned the camera around and saw a yellow figure chewing on the rib in the corner of the yard.

Big Yellow!

“You b*stard!” Su Yu bellowed!

He was speechless. He had prepared enough for everyone, so there was no need for Big Yellow to be this fervent.

“Are you a hungry ghost reincarnated? Geez.”

Since he lost the piece of rib, Su Yu had to cut another piece from the grill.

“Okay, guys, let’s give it a taste this time.”

Right before he put it into his mouth, a white flash appeared from above Su Yu and curled around the rib.

“What the heck?!” Su Yu was shocked.

Su Yu turned around and saw Little White hissing at him. Then, it swallowed the piece of rib in front of Su Yu.

Little White devoured the rib in a second. It even licked its mouth as though it wanted more. Its sapphire eyes were glistening as it continued to stare at the remaining pork on the grill.

“You b*stards! Don’t push it!”

“2333! Little White is so cute!”

“He’s exactly like my son when he steals my food!”

“Dude must be crying! He grilled it by himself, but he can’t even have a nibble of it!”

“Master Su: You guys must be getting ahead of yourself, or do you guys think I’m too old to use my knife?”

“Master Su: It’s time to have dog and snake meat stew tonight.”

“Little White and Big Yellow are in danger!”

The viewers burst into laughter.

As Su Yu looked at the snake and dog, he was completely speechless. He could not do anything about it though.

To stop the two b*stards from stealing his food again, Su Yu gave them their portions first before getting some for himself.

“I’m having my own portion now! If you guys come stealing my meat again, you guys are dead meat!”

Su Yu wanted to taste the meat after feeding the two b*stards, but before he could put a slice into his mouth, knocks came from his gate.

“WHO IS IT?!” Su Yu was beyond grumpy. He could not even eat in peace!

He got up and went to open the door. The moment he opened the door, everyone in the stream was shocked, including himself.

“HOLY SH*T@!”

“MY GOD!”

“I’m shocked! My chopsticks just fell from my hand!”

“TIGER!”

Su Yu saw a tiger sitting in front of his house.

“What the hell is going on…?”

He noticed that the tiger had a bruise on its left face.

Ouch!

This tiger somehow looked familiar!