A Man Living in the Countryside Would Fly Up to Heaven at Daytime - Chapter 3

Chapter 3: The Ordinary Jun Moxiao

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Su Yu looked at the big white snake blankly, not knowing what he should say.

‘Let’s just say hello?’

“No way, is this dude out of his mind? He said hello to the snake?”

“You must be kidding me! He must be a genius!”

“Handsome, you’d better run. No snake can understand humans!”

The viewers were anxious and nervous as they watched Su Yu, but he was not nervous at all.

In the next moment, the hisses from the snake turned into something that he could understand. 

“Hiss! Hiss…Delicious, it’s delicious!”

Su Yu had mastered [Animal Language Master], which was the ability to communicate with animals, so it was natural that he could understand the creatures.

The snake praised the taste of the water from the well.

‘So, this snake came to my well for a drink? Okay…I guess it isn’t dangerous.’

Su Yu then said to his viewers, “Don’t be afraid, guys. I don’t think the snake is dangerous. Let me talk to it. Maybe we can resolve this peacefully.”

“Like peace peace?”

“Talk, my a**! I would have run away if I were you!”

“Talking to a snake? Are you sure the snake can understand you? If it can understand you, I’ll call you daddy and give you 10 Super Rockets as a gift!”

“Let’s just sit back and watch how this dude meets his doom!”

“This should be top news in the treading page but not enough to be the headlines tomorrow.”

“Shocking! Some village guy tried to communicate with a snake and got swallowed by it?”

Su Yu did not care about the comments written because he was busy communicating with the huge white snake.

“Hello, snake, what should I call you?”

“Hiss, Hiss…”

The snake heard Su Yu, but it tilted its head at him, looking all confused as if it could not understand him.

‘I think this snake isn’t clever enough. Maybe it’s new to expressing its thoughts in words.’

He continued talking to the snake and realized that the snake could only express limited thoughts.

Then, Su Yu put his hand closer, intending to try petting the snake’s head.

“Don’t do it, dude! The snake will bite your head off!”

“Isn’t it venomous? Stop trying to get yourself killed!”

“Don’t leave us! Please don’t go!”

Su Yu answered, “Don’t worry. I had a little chat with the guy. It won’t hurt me.”

Su Yu then gave the snake a kind gaze. The snake had obviously lived for quite some time and was able to sense his kindness.

Therefore, when Su Yu’s hand got closer, it did not attack him or reject his presence. Instead, it allowed Su Yu to pat its head.

The snake’s head was broad and somewhat soft. It felt nice; it did not feel cold or scaly like other reptiles’ skin.

The viewers on his live stream were astonished when Su Yu tried to approach the snake, and when he successfully touched the snake, the live stream reached its climax.

“Holy sh*t! Is this for real?”

“I’m already on my knees! Dude, you can really talk to snakes?”

“It’s a miracle that he did not get eaten by the snake!”

“I was so scared just now. I didn’t even dare to look at it! I’ll give you one like for your courage.”

“Is he a tamer of some sorts? Like the kind who used to work in a circus?”

“Where’s that guy who said he will call this dude daddy and give him 10 Super Rockets as a gift? This dude did it! Now, come out and keep your promise!”

“Yeah, where’s that guy? Stop hiding! Come out and show yourself!”

“Hiding? I am a man of my word. I’m not someone who will run away! Fine, I’ll call him daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!”

[Promise sent you 10 Super Rockets]

Su Yu was shocked by the gifts he received from the live stream.

10 Super Rockets!

In Lion Fang, the most expensive gift that viewers could give was a Galactic Spaceship, followed by the Super Rocket. A single Super Rocket cost around 1000 RMB!

In other words, that particular viewer just gave Su Yu a total of 10,000 RMB with the 10 Super Rockets!

The streaming platform would take half of it in the end, but Su Yu would still get 5,000 RMB after that. It was crazy!

“Holy sh*t! Awesome dude! That guy really gave him 10 Super Rockets!”

“I thought he was just a keyboard warrior. I didn’t expect him to be like a boss!”

“On your knees! 10K just like that? That’s like three months’ worth of my salary!”

Su Yu thanked the viewer personally. “Thank you for your 10 Super Rockets, Promise! As a token of appreciation, why don’t I send you some souvenirs unique to my village? Can you PM me your address later?”

Promise, the viewer who had given him the Super Rockets, answered, “No need for that. It’s nothing. By the way, what are you going to do with the snake? Are you keeping it as a pet?”

Su Yu said, “I don’t think I’ll keep it. It’s just here for a drink, so I think it will leave after it quenches its thirst. Even if I wanted to, I can’t even feed myself properly, let alone rear a snake.”

Promise typed, “Okay, I actually liked the white snake quite a bit.”

Su Yu said, “Okay, guys, let the snake rest. Let’s continue removing the weeds. My yard is still filled with grass.”

He then tapped the snake’s head and told it to wriggle along.

The snake was rather obedient and seemed to have accepted Su Yu. It did as it was told and wriggled up to a corner, coiling up into a large pile quietly. It watched Su Yu work with a curious gaze.

“OMG! It’s so cute! The snake’s reaction is so cute!”

“Snake: I’m going to watch you remove the weeds.”

“Dude, you’d better work hard! The snake is watching. Don’t let it look down on you.”

[Princess Piggy sent you a Space Shuttle]

Su Yu continued his work in the lively and happy atmosphere. 

At 4:30 p.m., he finally cleared all the weeds from his front yard.

“Awesome, dude! You really did it! I’m impressed by your stamina!”

“Nicely done! After cleaning up, your yard sure looks different. It’s a lot wider and cleaner! Someone tip this guy for his hard work, please!”

“He should be moving bricks in a construction site with that stamina of his.”

[Jun Moxiao sent you 10 Super Rockets]

“Great job! Keep up the good work.”

“What the F? It’s Jun Moxiao, Boss Jun! The godly boss is here in the live stream! Dude, you are going to be rich!”

“It’s Boss Jun?! Dude, you better start hugging Boss Jun’s legs, like right now!”

“Yeah, I’m first and I found a wild Jun Moxiao! Boss Jun is as generous as always! I mean, like, the lowest amount that he tips is 10K!”

“Jun Moxiao must be thinking: it’s just 10K; that’s like pocket money to me.”

Su Yu noticed the new gifts and said, “Thank you for the 10 Super Rockets, Jun Moxiao. But, guys, actually, who’s this Jun Moxiao? You guys seem to be familiar with his name.”

“Are you kidding me, dude? You don’t even know Boss Jun and you are here streaming live? Jun Moxiao is the super streamer in Lion Fang. He ranks third in the Lion Fang Annual Gift Ranking!”

“According to an unofficial source, the amount of gifts Boss Jun receives in Lion Fang has surpassed eight-figures. That’s more than enough to buy a few houses in those major cities!”

“I got you now! This dude doesn’t know Jun Moxiao! Someone, hang him please!”

Then, Jun Moxiao replied, “Hahaha, you don’t need to be intimidated by them. I’m just an ordinary person.”

“Gosh! It must be a joke! The ordinary Jun Moxiao, the ordinary working-class man!”

“I know, right!? If Boss Jun is an ordinary person, then we aren’t even human beings! Sobs!”

“It hurts so much! Oh, my heart!”