A Random System Every Day - Chapter 55
Chapter 55: Goodbye Wife, Goodbye Husband
Ye Tianyi scratched his head and coughed before saying, “Husband means friend. He asked me who I was and I said I’m your husband. That means I’m your friend.”
It dawned on Mu Qianxue.
“What about a wife? You called me wife just now.”
“Husband is a boy friend. I’m a boy, and I’m your friend. Hence, I’m your boyfriend, which also means I’m your husband. A wife is a girl friend. You’re a girl, and you’re my friend, so you’re my wife.” Ye Tianyi tried very hard not to laugh while explaining.
“Ding… Lying to the chick is a scumbag behavior. Complicated plot, Drag Points +200,000.”
She guessed that she was probably more familiar with the traditional term for husband and wife instead of this. After all, she did not even know what a cellphone was when she got here.
One dared to talk, and another dared to listen—listening so intently. It was hard to say.
Mu Qianxue nodded seriously.
“Is that so? It seems like I have so much more to learn about the human world. Eating out costs so much. When can you cook for me?”
Once she found out the truth, it was over!
“Why? You like this kind of delicacies?”
Mu Qianxue nodded. “Very interesting. I’ve never tasted anything like it. It did not taste like the fruit that increased my power, but it tasted interesting and I like it.”
“No problem. Shall I cook for you tonight?”
“Mm… I know ingredients must probably be expensive. Though I think divine medicine and elixirs are better…since this is the human world—here.”
Mu Qianxue handed Ye Tianyi a little jade bottle.
“This is?” Ye Tianyi’s eyes widened.
Wow! Another treasure! This is great!
Ye Tianyi opened the bottle. There were two white-colored elixirs inside. The scent of medicinal herbs filled his nose. He could sense that it was probably some powerful elixirs.
“Could this be…the Level Seven Holy Medicine Mandate of Heaven Elixir?” Ye Tianyi was shocked. He recognized it from the Universal Sacred Art he gained.
“You know about the Holy Medicine Mandate of Heaven Elixir?”
Mu Qianxue was a little stunned, this was not something that he should know.
Ye Tianyi nodded, “Just a little.”
“Then I don’t have to tell you much about it. Take it as a reward. This has to be more valuable than divine medicine, right?”
Ye Tianyi nodded.
No one would say that this was not valuable. The Level Seven Holy Medicine Mandate of Heaven Elixir was a high-level medicine of the best quality—it was invaluable. The effect was quite simple. It was used for healing purposes. If one were to take this after being wounded badly, one would recover in a short period. It was scary! The value of this thing was unimaginable.
The two laid down and chatted. Ye Tianyi really liked this Sister Fairy who was cold, elegant, but at the same time gullible. He thought that she looked like an elegant little gosling… always standing tall and elegant with that proud little head.
“Right.”
When they got to the lower level of her house, Ye Tianyi suddenly remembered something. He asked, “Do you know what’s Huge Destruction Art?”
Ye Tianyi received the order, but he could not understand it.
“The Highest Order.”
Mu Qianxue did not ponder much before saying.
“Which means…?”
“Legends has it that some of the most powerful orders are Great Destruction Art, Great Creation Art, and Great Change Art. These are the three most powerful orders of all the million orders—nothing can beat these three.”
Ye Tianyi, “…”
Damn.
“How…how do you use it?”
“Why do you ask? You don’t even have it.”
Mu Qianxue shot a glance at Ye Tianyi.
“Em—” Ye Tianyi touched his nose. He could not tell her this. It was too outrageous.
“Just asking. Since you’re my wife, I’ll help you learn about the human world, and you can help me be familiar with the way of training. Isn’t that great?”
Mu Qianxue nodded, then said, “The three orders are the highest orders of all time. Just like its name, the Great Destruction Art can destroy everything, the Great Creation Art can create everything, and the Great Change Art can control and change everything.
“But why the hell are they powerful? Destroying everything? I’m a martial artist, I can destroy everything, too.
“They’re basically strong on the idea of destruction.”
Ye Tianyi, “???”
“Take the Great Destruction Art for example. This pillar—you won’t have to release your power to destroy it. All you’d have to do is use your mind.”
Ye Tianyi, “…”
Damn. This was the true essence of the Great Destruction Art?
“Or if you wanted to kill someone, you won’t need to actually do it. All you have to do is use your mind. Of course, this power has its limits. For example, a Spirit Forging stage can’t use the Great Destruction Art to kill a Spirit Forging stage because the distance between the stages is too great. The greater the distance, the harder it is.”
“What if you forcefully release it?”
“You’ll die.”
Ye Tianyi, “…”
“So it’s not all that powerful, just a little more convenient.”
Ye Tianyi shrugged.
“When you’ve reached a certain level of power, you’d only need to use your mind to destroy a kingdom. In theory, when you’re stronger, a simple thought can destroy a piece of land.”
Ye Tianyi, “…”
“This is an order?”
“This is the most powerful order,” Mu Qianxue said.
Ye Tianyi took a deep breath. He understood it.
“It seems that the Great Creation Art is more powerful.”
Mu Qianxue said, “How do I put this? On the same level, only the Great Creation Art can create things from thin air. You may even ‘create’ someone who was dead. So, to me, it seems more powerful. The Great Destruction Art can only destroy everything.”
“In your opinion, what would I be able to do if I had the Great Destruction Art with my current level of power?”
Mu Qianxue looked at Ye Tianyi and said, “You should be at the Spirit Forging stage. So, if you give it your all, for someone who’s three stages higher than you, you could probably destroy their finger. Then you’ll be emptied out spiritually.”
Something dawned on Ye Tianyi.
“Thank you.”
Mu Qianxue glanced at him with surprise.
“I shall go back now.”
“Mm. Goodbye, wife.”
“Goodbye?”
“It means farewell.”
Mu Qianxue nodded and left.
“Hey, that was rude. You should reply when I say goodbye.”
“Goodbye, husband,” Mu Qianxue hesitated for a moment before replying. Then, she left.
“Ding… Because you tried your hardest to trick the chick, the scumbag system can see master’s sincerity and has awarded master a tool, [Dream Comes True Card], hope you will strive to stay alive! Kiss~”
Ye Tianyi, “???”