After Hibernating for 10,000 Years, I Was Exposed on Television - Chapter 10

Chapter 10: All Dumbfounded!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Just as everyone was crying out in surprise, Lynn managed to catch the ball steadily.

Jaime hurriedly apologized, “Sorry, sorry, I forgot.”

“What did you forget?” asked Lynn.

“Uh…”

Jaime was at a loss for words. He could not possibly say, “I forgot that you’re an old man.”

That would be too disrespectful.

Instead, Jaime changed the topic and said, “Senior Lynn, I passed the ball to you. You have to pass it back. This is the etiquette of basketball.”

“Oh, I see.”

Lynn directly threw the ball back to Jaime.

Jaime looked like he was floating. He bounced the basketball on the ground a few times. When he reached the two-point line, he suddenly jumped in the air.

In the blink of an eye, he had already flown above the basket.

“Boom!”

With a bang, he had performed a slam dunk.

“F*ck, only a person who can fly can jump and dunk from the two-point line.”

“Oh my god, Jaime’s jump has really surpassed the limits of humans.”

After Jaime finished dunking, he looked at the crowd for a few seconds. He saw that Megan and Master Morey were studying the pillar that was supported by the backboard. She was not paying any attention to him at all.

Jaime was a little disappointed.

His dunking earlier was meant for a beauty.

“Master Morey… What are you studying?”

Megan was extremely curious.

Master Morey was very serious. He held his magnifying glass firmly and looked at the wooden backboard frame.

“This wood?”

Morey did not answer Megan’s question. Instead, he said to himself, “Yes, this backboard frame does look quite sturdy.”

“Jaime dunked, but the backboard did not even sway. It’s really sturdy,” said Megan.

For a show to have an expert appraiser was something that had never been done previously.

Megan and the others were also aware of it. 

Even though they were rich, they were still far from being an expert appraiser. What more, at the level of a master.

An expert appraiser who did not collect anything was not considered a good expert.

An expert would collect anything from the world’s cultural heritage.

Anything the expert took out was something that would shock the world.

If an appraiser sold all of his private possessions and auctioned them off, his assets would instantly topple all the other celebrities around.

When Master Morey heard that Megan agreed with him that the wooden frame was sturdy, his eyes lit up. He then took out a knife from his tool bag.

He was a little hesitant about what he was going to do next.

The program team’s camera turned to them.

“F*ck, what are you doing? I want to see Jaime dunk.”

“I want to see how Jaime can turn an old man into a basketball expert. Hahaha.”

“Will your eyes always be on a basketball player? Isn’t it good to look at Megan, the great beauty?”

“Wow, she’s really sexy.”

At that moment, the weather was a little hot. Megan’s clothes were wet, and her sweat caused her clothes to stick to her skin.

Her faintly discernible curves made the men in front of the screen howl.

“Doesn’t she look good? She’s too beautiful. She’s even more beautiful than in the movies.”

“She’s like a little wild cat.”

“I really want to hear her bark twice.”

“Hey, it looks like you can only hear a woman bark twice during your daily activities. At most, three times. One, two, three, and it’s over, right?”

“Hahaha, it looks like you’re all dreaming.”

In just a short hour, the number of people streaming online was about to surpass ten million.

It was a terrifying number.

Director Kaki was so excited that he was about to die. The number of views was comparable to a blockbuster. The camera then switched over to Director Kaki.

“I’m taking up some of everyone’s precious time.”

All the viewers were stunned.

Did something big happen?

What Kaki said next caused a wave of curses from the netizens.

Kaki took out a card and said in broken Mandarin, “Herbal Tea? I only acknowledge Wang Daji.”

He said one sentence.

It made the viewers in the live broadcast room explode.

“F*ck, what is Wang Daji and why is he drinking it? Tell me clearly.”

In an instant, countless netizens went to the internet to check.

They discovered that it was a national treasure of China’s Herbal Tea Company.

It actually had the ability to advertise in the middle of M Nation’s Yearning program.

Many people cursed, but there were still a few million people who were interested in the eastern herbal tea brand.

They decided that they would buy a drink if they had the time.

They wanted to see what was special about it.

The screen then switched back to Megan and Master Morey.

At that moment, Master Morey took out a small knife and carefully scraped the wooden pillar.

“Swish, swish…”

After scraping twice, Master Morey’s eyes widened in shock.

“No, no…”

Megan was even more confused.

She did not know what was wrong.

What was the reason that could make an M Nation’s top expert in appraisals so shocked?

Megan was puzzled. Master Morey immediately took out his knife and showed it to Megan.

“Look.”

Megan looked at it. She saw that the edge of the knife had curled up.

But what did that mean?

She looked at Master Morey with a puzzled expression. She could not understand why Master Morey had gone crazy.

All the netizens were also angry. They were wondering why they could not watch good basketball. Instead, they were watching an old man.

“I mean, I can still see a beautiful woman, but do women matter?”

“I want to see a man fight.”

Morey said excitedly, “You guys don’t feel excited about this? Do you know the material of my knife?

Everyone froze.

“Why does it matter what your knife is made of?”

Morey said excitedly, “My knife is made of titanium alloy, and there are a lot of aviation wear-resistant materials in it. However, this wood actually curled the blade.”

Everyone also felt that something was wrong.

Even Kaki started to pay attention to the scene.

He was about to switch the camera over to Jaime but Master Morey was an important person, so his words had to be taken seriously.

Master Morey took out another shiny chisel and a hammer.

“What is he doing? Is he going to dismantle the basketball pillar?”

Everyone was stunned.

What kind of operation was this?

Master Morey’s hands trembled as he held the chisel and the hammer.

He carefully used the hammer to smash it lightly.

“Ka!”

Sparks flew, but the wooden basketball pillar was not damaged at all.

“Ah!”

Master Morey’s sudden scream shocked everyone.

“What was going on? Did something happen?”

Everyone looked over and saw that the chisel had also curled up.

A few minutes later, Master Morey tested almost all the metal tools in his bag.

Nothing could cause any damage to the basketball rack.

“F*ck! Is the wood that hard?”

The netizens also noticed that something was wrong, and their hearts began to race.

Three seconds later, Master Moray was stunned. He suddenly jumped up and said, “F*ck, this, this, this is Ironwood.”

The program team members, Megan and the audience were all stunned.

Even Jaime, who was playing on the basketball court, walked over curiously.

He saw all the stunned faces.

Master Bei was no exception.

The internet erupted into a frenzy of abuse.

“F*ck, it’s just a piece of metal. I thought he found gold.”