After Hibernating for 10,000 Years, I Was Exposed on Television - Chapter 33

Chapter 33: It’s a Little Dangerous to Go Up the Mountain

Megan could feel the hot water drowning her feet.

“Yeah, after a busy day, it’s really comfortable to soak my feet,” said Jaime.

Master Bei did not say anything. He just smiled shyly.

Master Morey closed his eyes and moved his nose slightly. He was enjoying the smell of the water vapor and agarwood together.

“Senior, when you were young, did you also like to soak your feet?” asked Kaki.

Lynn pursed his lips and rolled his eyes. He replied, “I don’t have time to soak my feet. I just bathe in hot spring.”

“Hahaha, Director Kaki was ridiculed. On the set, Director Kaki had the legend of being a tyrant. I didn’t expect him to be ridiculed by the old man. Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter.”

“That’s right, that’s right. This is too much. Director Kaki should fight back.”

“I’m dying of laughter. The mouth on that old man! I’m convinced.”

“I don’t want to laugh, but I can’t help it. It’s been a day. It’s been a whole day. It seems like everyone had suffered at the mouth of the old man.”

“I like the way he talks. Agarwood is just trash. Can’t you see that he used it to make a bed?”

“It’s the same with playing the game. As long as he has hands, it’s fine. Little Rob was so angry that he even deleted the game.”

“Especially Jaime. He’s being so careful now. He’s completely obedient and doesn’t even dare to speak.”

“It seems like Lynn only loves Megan. My Goddess, you must not fall for him! He’s an old pervert.”

However, everyone was willing to see such a scene.

After all, the previous seasons were all directed by Director Kaki. He was always scolding this and that.

“Oh, right. Xiao Nuo, if you want to soak your feet, it’s better to put some flower petals in,” said Lynn to the little boy.

“Master, okay. I’ll go get it now.”

After seeing the little boy leave, Megan asked, “Senior Lynn, the little boy soaks his feet too?”

“Doesn’t a child grow tall if he soaks his feet?” replied Lynn.

Not long after, the little boy ran back.

He had filled a plastic bag with flower petals.

Without any hesitation, he directly and evenly poured them into the wooden basins.

The fragrance of the flowers instantly filled the entire courtyard.

“The smell of the flowers is so strange,” said Kaki.

Jaime said with an unnatural expression, “Why do I feel like something is wrong?”

Master Bei said, “I feel like I’ve smelled this fragrance before.”

Master Morey opened his eyes abruptly. He did not care and directly used his hand to scoop up the petals from the water.

“Senior, what kind of flower is this?”

Lynn was so relaxed that he did not even open his eyes. He replied, “Of course it’s the petal of the water-fire lily that you saw today.”

“What…”

Jaime immediately took his feet out of the basin.

The others also widened their eyes. They could not say a word.

“F*ck. That water-fire lily is worth 1.2 million a flower.”

“Using it to soak his feet… isn’t that too extravagant?”

Even Kaki, who had seen the world, felt that it was not right.

Master Morey widened his eyes and said, “Senior, you… you…”

He stuttered and could not speak at all.

That was a water-fire lily. It was 1.2 million dollars per flower.

The little boy seemed to have taken at least a kilogram of petals, at least one kilogram! And those petals were dry!

It seemed like a waste to use it to soak feet.

Lynn did not even bother to lift his eyelids. He said, “Those flowers are really not rare. What’s the point of not using them to soak your feet? They’re not very pretty.”

Everyone was speechless.

“You’re too f*cking extravagant. If you were to pour a bag of them down, it would probably be more than ten million.”

Master Morey was completely dumbfounded. He could not help but ask, “Senior, after we soak our feet, this water…”

Although the water was at a normal temperature, everyone felt that their feet were a little hot.

It was like a few million bottles of red wine. The people present often drank wine.

However, who would take a few million bottles of wine, or something even more valuable like the water-fire lily to soak their feet?

Was this not a little too crazy?

“If these people soak their feet once, wouldn’t they lose a few villas?”

“F*ck, f*ck, I don’t know what to say. Good, this is really good!”

The internet was also in an uproar.

Originally, these people were all waiting for the Augustus cactus to bloom.

However, the old man’s daily operations made many people’s blood boil.

“Soaking your feet, ah. It has the effect of promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, clearing away fatigue, and all that…”

Lynn looked at Little Rob.

Little Rob hurriedly said, “Senior, my name is Rob.”

“Ah, yes, especially you. Your body is so weak, so it’s good to soak your feet. Do you feel warm all over? Energetic? For you, maintaining this state for two to three months shouldn’t be a problem, right?”

Everyone was shocked.

Soaking one’s feet could make a person feel energetic for a few months?

What kind of method was this?

Little Rob was stunned for a moment, and then he said with a face full of joy, “Thank you, old sir, but what about this water?”

“If you want to keep it, then keep it. I usually give it to pigs to drink,” said Lynn.

Everyone was stunned. They did not know what to say.

They were gradually getting used to Lynn’s words and style of doing things.

Although he was saying something that was hard to be accepted, he did not care. He would just say it.

The correct term for him was ‘poisonous tongue’.

However, this poisonous tongue was something that no one could refute.

The previous seasons were all about renting a farmhouse for the celebrities. The farmers would then take care of some of the celebrities’ meals.

However, at the moment, it was obvious that this could not be arranged.

Kaki said, “Little Rob, you’ll be responsible for everyone’s food and drinks from now on.”

“No problem.”

“Jaime, you’ll be in charge to help out in the kitchen.”

“Master Bei, you’ll be in charge of finding exotic meat. If everyone needs meat, you can go to the mountain and hunt for animals.”

Master Bei nodded.

“If you plant trees during the day, I’ll be in charge of checking your results,” said Kaki.

“Wait a minute.”

At that moment, Lynn suddenly spoke up.

Everyone looked at him. Lynn said, “About a hundred years ago, I released some wild boars on the mountain. Those things might be a little dangerous. If you go up the mountain, you need to bring me with you. Maybe the descendants of those wild boars will recognize me and take the initiative to surrender.”

The few of them widened their eyes.

“What?”

The wild boars that were released a hundred years ago went up the mountain? Was it dangerous?

“The descendants of the wild boars would take the initiative to visit them?”

“Hahahaha, I can’t hold it in anymore. This old man is too funny and humorous.”

When Megan heard this, she was the first one to laugh out loud.

Everyone laughed along with her.

This was because it did sound like a cold joke.

Lynn said seriously, “What I said is true.”

But everyone was still laughing.

The little boy could not help but say angrily, “The master never lies. When you guys get eaten by wild boars on the mountain, we won’t care!”

Everyone was a little stunned.

At that moment, the program team said, “Everyone, come and see. Augustus has really bloomed.”