After Maxing Out All Job Classes - Chapter 34

Chapter 34 Your House Is Broken

Seeing that he had admitted defeat so easily, she did not continue to pester him, El’s opinion of him changed slightly. Even though this priest was a little lazy, at least he was not wishy washy. She quickly said, “Since you’ve admitted defeat, you should work harder. You can’t slack off and not cultivate holy magic anymore.”

“Yes, yes, yes, you’re right!” Robb said. “I’ll cultivate well!”

“Well, let’s cut to the chase now,” El said. “Look over there.”

She pointed at the hill and saw the two-headed ogre fighting a large group of soldiers.

Although Baron Palses did not lead many subordinates this time, they were all elites. Nearly a hundred soldiers confronted the two-headed ogre and actually fought like a well-oiled machine. The front row held up with a leather shield, and the back row fired arrows. As long as the two-headed ogre was not careful, a soldier would approach from behind and slash its back. Unfortunately, the two-headed ogre’s skin was too thick. It did not care at all after taking one or two slashes. It forced the soldiers behind it back with a backhand strike.

The two heads fired ice arrows and fireballs, forcing the soldiers to hide. They could not gain an upper hand on the ogre.

Baron Palses had also arrived at this moment, but he did not join the battle. Instead, he stood at the side with dozens of personal guards and commanded loudly.

If he didn’t fight, Robb wouldn’t be able to see what class he was or what skills he had.

Robb still focused on the soldiers. He took a few more looks and felt that they were not bad. These soldiers might be weak individually, but they were organized, disciplined and good at coordinating. They did not play heroism at all. To put it bluntly, these soldiers were much more qualified than the players in the guild he had built in the game.

Although the players had joined his guild and acted as if they were under his command, they didn’t listen to his commands at all. In a few guild wars, he had commanded everyone to go east, and a large group of people were running west. He had commanded everyone to forcefully break through the enemy’s stronghold, and in the end, there was still a large group of people chasing and killing the lone enemy. Of course, this kind of battle would cause bloodshed, and they would be tortured by the enemy guild until they couldn’t even leave the door. In the end, Robb threw the microphone and gave up. With the keyboard in his left hand and the mouse in his right, he charged forward alone and finally managed to turn the situation around. The guild war won by a small margin, angering Robb. Later, he didn’t like to fight in the guild war anymore, he lost a lot of fun and sped up his retreat.

But looking at these well-trained soldiers in front of him, Robb couldn’t help but recall the guild war in his heart. He couldn’t help but think to himself, If I had such an obedient army in my hands and commanded them to fight in the guild war, wouldn’t I be successful in every endeavor?

Wow, I can’t think about it. I feel like I want to do it as soon as I think about it! Damn it, this is bad. The Virgo in me is starting to awaken! Suppress it, suppress it quickly There are no Guild Wars anymore. In the real world, if a civilian brings out an army, there’s a 90% chance that it will become a tower defense mission.

“Let’s go too! It’s us who attracted the two-headed ogre. We have to take responsibility,” Gorda called out from the side, interrupting Robb’s thoughts. He turned around and saw that Gorda had already rushed forward.

Kik drew his bow and nocked an arrow. He shot out a string of arrows and hit the two-headed ogre three times.

El quickly went over to treat the soldiers.

Snow Dew was the only one who did not join the fray at once. She turned to Robb. “Would you like to join in, Mr. Robert?”.

Robb said, “Since so many people are fighting this two-headed ogre, I’ll take a break and watch the show.”

Snow Dew blinked and said curiously, “I feel like your expression is saying, ‘I’ve killed countless and am tired of them. You guys can play by yourselves’.”

Robb said, “Hey, do you really want to be murdered?”

Snow Dew giggled. “That doesn’t scare me anymore. You’re even gentler than you look.”

With that, she turned around and waved her red hair in front of Robb. It was a dreamy beauty. She raised her wand at the two-headed ogre on the hill and said loudly, “God of Fire, Loki, hear my plea…”

Robb shrugged. ‘Fine, fine. I’ll let you think I’m gentle. I’ll show you what it’s like to be gentle on the outside, but cruel on the inside, hehehe!

“Bang!”

A fireball flew out from the tip of Snow Dew’s staff and hit the back of the two-headed ogre heavily. Fire magic spread everywhere. The ogre was not afraid of the soldiers’ swords and bows, but it seemed to be afraid of Snow Dew’s magic. After taking a fireball, a large area of its back was burned. It was clearly in extreme pain. It roared angrily and reached out to grab a rock from the ground, smashing it at Snow Dew.

Robb was quick to react. He reached out and pulled Snow Dew toward him. She fell into his arms, and they turned in a circle. It was like the first time the male and female leads met in a TV series, when the male lead took the female lead in his arms and spun a few times. But the rock passed where Snow Dew had been standing, brushed past Robb, and flew to the back.

Robb whispered, “Are you okay?”

Snow Dew giggled. “Of course I’m fine. Seeing that we’re fighting so hard, are you really not going to help deal with the two-headed

ogre?”

Robb held a girl in his arms, unwilling to let go. He shrugged. “I really don’t want to fight these garbage monsters anymore.”

Snow Dew pointed behind Robb. “But… I think he broke your house.”

“What?” Robb turned to look. F*ck, the rock didn’t hit them, but it flew into the courtyard of the church and hit one of the walls. Buildings these days weren’t made of reinforced concrete, so how could they withstand a hit? The two-headed ogre was very strong. With this rock, a huge hole immediately appeared in the wall. It could be seen that a few of the furniture inside had been smashed.

“I barely lived in it for a year,” Robb said angrily. “You fucking ogre! How can you tear down my house? How can I be lazy without a house? The three essential foundations of laziness are that I can eat till I’m stuffed, wear enough to keep me warm, and have a place to live! You’re shaking my foundation by smashing my house! What’s wrong with laziness? Why are you doing this to me? If I don’t kill it today, my name will not be Robert.”

Snow Dew shrugged playfully, mimicking Robb’s earlier gesture. “I’m too lazy to fight these garbage monsters!” she said playfully.

Robb put her aside and strode towards the two-headed ogre and the soldiers. As he walked, he looked around on the ground, looking for a weapon to beat this guy up.

He could no longer vent his anger by punching this fellow. Demolishing a house was something that the Chinese could not tolerate. Didn’t this two-headed ogre know how important “home” was to the Chinese? Demolishing Robb’s house had already entered a serious situation where they were sworn enemies.

The ogre had to die! It was just a matter of choosing a method of killing it.