Becoming God With Spirits - Chapter 47

Chapter 47: The Pen Spirit Is Killed by Its Own Game

“You…” Little Leopard Cat stared at Zhou Kai, feeling really furious. It’s fine if you bully me, but you’re actually bullying my mother this time!

Zhou Kai ignored Little Leopard Cat. Instead, he looked at the clown-faced Pen Spirit. “Tell me, what color are the panties?”

The clown-faced Pen Spirit’s pale face darkened as it looked at Zhou Kai, wishing it could swallow him alive.

Although the Pen Spirit game involved evil magic, the rules were fair. In addition, when a willing participant took the bait and sought something, it became this way to avoid the wrath of Heaven due to its sin of killing someone. As a result, it could live a carefree life.

However, those who took the bait were ordinary people. They basically faced the same problems, as they were the kind of people who couldn’t forget about love, hatred, emotions, and revenge. Hence, the clown-faced Pen Spirit had confidence and could answer any question.

What kind of person is this? It’s none of your business what kind of panties someone else is wearing. You’re a lunatic!

As it looked at Zhou Kai viciously, the clown-faced Pen Spirit said sullenly, “I don’t know.”

Crack…

In an instant, Zhou Kai felt a crack on the red pen.

Furthermore, the clown-faced Pen Spirit had a very ugly expression on its face.

As the saying went, the success or failure was all due to the one person. It had fulfilled itself by being a Pen Spirit, and it was also now deeply trapped. Once it was in a difficult position and couldn’t give a satisfactory answer, it would suffer the corresponding punishment.

Upon seeing that, Zhou Kai grinned and understood everything in his heart. “So a Pen Spirit isn’t omnipotent after all. Forget it. I won’t put you in a difficult position. I’ll ask another simple question… Well, which breast of Little Leopard Cat’s mother… is bigger?”

The clown-faced Pen Spirit was speechless.

“That’s enough! How has my mother provoked you? Can you ask questions about someone else?” Little Leopard Cat, who was completely furious, berated him loudly.

“Yes, attack him and kill him. Tarnishing someone’s reputation and insulting them is simply a disgrace to humanity. It must not be tolerated. You have to attack him.” The clown-faced Pen Spirit quickly played along and shouted sharply.

He’s crazy. He’s just a lunatic. I have to end this game and leave this place. No, I need to leave Anyang and go back to the old place. This city is too dangerous. I don’t want to come back here.

Zhou Kai said, “Alright. Let’s switch to another question…”

Crack…

Before he could finish, Zhou Kai felt another crack split the red felt-tip pen.

The clown-faced Pen Spirit was speechless.

Zhou Kai said helplessly, “You can’t blame me. I said I was going to switch to another question. Who knew that this would count as well?”

“One last question. You can only ask one more question.” The clown-faced Pen Spirit’s voice was trembling, and its terror was clearly visible.

I don’t care anymore. I don’t want anything else. I want to leave. I don’t want to play with a lunatic.

Zhou Kai turned serious. “I can only ask one more question? Alright then. I’ll just ask a simple one. Did the chicken or the egg appear in the world first?”

The clown-faced Pen Spirit was speechless.

Crack!

The red pen instantly split open from the top.

Without needing to ask, it had determined that it couldn’t answer his question.

While the red pen went through these changes, the clown-faced Pen Spirit’s body instantly emanated wisps of black aura and weakened by half.

The eyes of the enchanting woman’s evil thought and Tong Leqing, who were both watching the fun from the side, immediately lit up. However, the two of them didn’t dare move without Zhou Kai’s instructions. They could only open their mouths and frantically suck the black aura over before swallowing it and feeling fantastic.

“I’m not playing anymore. I don’t want to play anymore. I’m going home.” The clown-faced Pen Spirit, which was about to cry, rushed over to snatch the red pen and the notebook.

Zhou Kai pressed the red pen and said with a smile, “Hold on. According to the rules, each participant of this game has the right to ask questions. I’ve asked, but my friend hasn’t done so. This is a violation of the rules.”

The clown-faced Pen Spirit stared at Zhou Kai furiously.

It was considered to be on the passive side in the game, so it couldn’t harm Zhou Kai. It also couldn’t break the rules of the game. Thus, it could only wait for the game to end. That would be the moment of its harvest.

“I don’t want…” Little Leopard Cat, who was angry, wanted to refuse.

“You do want to ask,” Zhou Kai interrupted her and looked at her seriously.

While they looked at each other, Little Leopard Cat said furiously, “Alright, since you want me to ask…”

After she said that, Little Leopard Cat looked at the clown-faced Pen Spirit. “First question: How many times has Zhou Kai jerked off?”

Crack!

Another crack formed on the red pen.

The clown-faced Pen Spirit was speechless.

“Second question: Has Zhou Kai ever watched any p*rn?”

Crack!

The red pen cracked again.

“Third question…”

“That’s enough!” Before Little Leopard Cat could speak, the clown-faced Pen Spirit suddenly bellowed, looking fierce. An evil aura spread as the roaring black aura covered the entire space above the hall.

“Your mother’s breast…” Zhou Kai hinted while Little Leopard Cat was stunned.

“Which one of my mother’s breasts is bigger?” Little Leopard Cat seized the opportunity to ask this.

Crack!

The tip of the pen completely collapsed, turning into fine powder before disappearing.

Then, the clown-faced Pen Spirit produced a terrifying scream.

“That’s impossible. I can’t…”

With a thump, the clown-faced Pen Spirit collapsed before the black aura swept it and became scattered.

This time, the enchanting woman’s evil thought and Tong Leqing couldn’t hold back any longer. Without caring about anything else, they turned into streams of light and swept away the black aura.

“How… How could I…” Little Leopard Cat was dumbfounded. How could I ask such a question? Boohoo… If my mother finds out about this, she’ll definitely beat me to death! Boohoo…

While Little Leopard Cat was crying, Zhou Kai looked at the enchanting woman’s evil thought and Tong Leqing expectantly.

Soon, the evil aura that the clown-faced Pen Spirit disintegrated into was shared by the two evil thoughts. They seemed to be full, as their aura floated both high and low.

Whoosh!

Without hesitation, the enchanting woman’s evil thought rushed toward Zhou Kai, enveloping him with a terrifying aura.

“Ding-Dong: An evil thought attacked you. Poison Immunity +1.”

Zhou Kai was secretly elated.

This turned out well. The strength of the evil thought has increased, and it will send feedback to me so that my supernatural power can improve.

However, there wasn’t a second sound after that.

After swallowing half the Pen Spirit, it only improved my supernatural power by one level! This girl is a huge letdown!

While Zhou Kai was disappointed, he saw the enchanting woman’s evil thought staring at him. He slapped his butt and grinned. “Little baby, your poison is not enough. You still have to work harder. Go for it.”

As he said that, he pushed her aside and looked at Tong Leqing.

Tong Leqing, who had initially been conceited, had evil thoughts floating in his mind. Upon seeing that the enchanting woman’s attack had failed, he instantly woke up. When he noticed Zhou Kai’s gaze, he quickly smiled flirtatiously and bent down with his head lowered, showing that he didn’t have any thoughts on this.

Zhou Kai said, “Old Tong.”

“Here.”

“You’ve become conceited.”

“No, owner. I haven’t.”

“You have to do this,” Zhou Kai said.

Tong Leqing’s expression became fierce.

Ha! You must have a death wish. Go die then.

When his wisdom was suppressed by the evil thoughts, Tong Leqing instantly erupted. A terrifying, cold intent shrouded Zhou Kai.

Ice residue appeared on the floor, and even the air froze. Then, a white layer appeared on Zhou Kai’s body as if he had been frozen.

“Ding-Dong: An evil thought attacked you. Cold Immunity +1.”

Upon seeing Zhou Kai’s state, Tong Leqing was pleasantly surprised.

I’ve succeeded, I’ve succeeded. I’ve killed… Huh?

The surprise froze on his face, and Tong Leqing saw the ice residue on Zhou Kai’s body quickly disappear before he opened his eyes.

“Owner, I told you I didn’t want to do this.”

Tong Leqing was about to cry.