Boyfriend For Hire - Chapter 2

The young girl looked like she was less than twenty years old, and with her simple clothes and the shoulder bag she was carrying, she was probably just one of Yu Huaibo’s students.

Yang Xiao wasn’t the type of girlfriend who would get jealous easily or jump to conclusions, so even though she saw an unfamiliar girl step out of Yu Huaibo’s passenger seat, she just took it as an innocent lift.

As Yang Xiao approached his car, she happened to hear some of their conversation.

“Thank you, Professor Yu,” the girl thanked.

See, it really was just a student getting a quick ride.

Yu Huaibo smiled gently at her. His eyes were like deep pools of water, it was as if they could drown you.

Yu Huaibo gazed at the small, naive girl and said, “You’re out of school and still calling me professor?”

The girl’s face turned red almost instantly when she heard him.

And standing in the shade, and witnessing the whole thing was Yang Xiao. The top of her head had basically turned green*.

* * *

Ten minutes later, Yang Xiao came around from the other side of the gate, pretending to be late, and got into Yu Huaibo’s car.

Yu Huaibo didn’t take off immediately but instead took out a minute to carefully examine his girlfriend.

His gaze on her was loving and soft. Being looked at with such eyes would make any girl think she was deeply loved by him, no matter who she was.

“You look different today,” he said.

Yang Xiao let him keep looking at her and asked him with a smile, “How do I look different?”

“You look even more beautiful than the last time we saw each other,” Yu Huaibo complimented her.

Yang Xiao nodded, “Of course I look beautiful, I just spent a thousand yuan for a facial yesterday and five hundred yuan for my eyelashes. It’s all money, how can I not look prettier?”

Yu Huaibo: “……”

As he headed to the resort, the two spent the drive asking and answering each other’s questions. The atmosphere in the car was peaceful and harmonious.

The resort was extremely expensive, the room fee for one night was more than what Yang Xiao’s earned in half a month. If it wasn’t for celebrating their anniversary, she definitely wouldn’t have booked such an expensive hotel.

Their villa was quite luxurious and romantic, and even the courtyard and their hot spring was decorated with rose petals.

Once they got there, Yu Huaibo removed his clothes and changed into a bathrobe.

He was over five foot nine, and his skin was pale and white because he spent a lot of time in the classroom. And since he was over thirty-five years old, he was unsurprisingly a bit negligent about exercise, and his body wasn’t just thin, but a bit dry and shapeless.

When he changed his clothes, Yang Xiao sat down and watched him. She used to think “pale and skinny is better than him being fat”, but now she felt like, with the money she was spending to sleep with him at this resort, she might as well go to the museum and sleep with mummies instead.

Yu Huaibo noticed that she wasn’t changing her clothes and gently urged, “Hurry up, I’ll wait for you in the hot spring.”

His words were suggestive, it was the whole reason as to why they had booked this hot spring resort after all.

Yang Xiao gave him a guilty look and replied, “I suddenly got my period before we left today…”

See when you had your period, you couldn’t take a dip in the hot spring.

Not only could you not take a dip in the hot spring, but you also couldn’t have any s*x.

Yu Huaibo was surprised, “How can…don’t you get your period on the 5th of every month?”

This time it was Yang Xiao’s turn to be surprised. She knew that Yu Huaibo was meticulous, but she didn’t expect him to even memorize when she usually got her period.

What a considerate and “good boyfriend”.

Yang Xiao kept her face unchanged and replied calmly, “I’ve been busy with work lately and my sleep schedule has been irregular, so it came early.”

At this point, today’s long-awaited romantic trip can only be called a “fail”.

Yu Huaibo said, “That’s too bad, I heard the hot springs here are quite nice.”

“So take a nice, long soak for me.” Yang Xiao smiled and admonished, “Take your time and don’t waste money. I have a spa appointment anyway, so go ahead.”

So “lovebirds” went their separate ways, one stayed in the house and soaked in the hot springs and the other went to the spa.

Yu Huaibo left his phone on the table and entered the spring with a big smile.

Yang Xiao glanced at it but didn’t take it.

Instead, she took the smartwatch he had left on the sink.

The smartwatch, which was also a gift from Yang Xiao, was connected to his phone, and everything from it was accessible through the watch’s software.

Yang Xiao had never had the habit of checking his posts, nor had she gone through Yu Huaibo’s phone. She had trusted him completely.

But trust collapses, sometimes it only takes a word, a look, a moment.

Yang Xiao didn’t know Yu Huaibo’s password, but she could guess. She tried his birthday, ID number, and phone number…and after trying for the fourth time, Yang Xiao unlocked it with his work number.

She laid down on the spa bed and opened up his WeChat.

The smartwatch screen was small and Yang Xiao had to scroll for a while before getting to herself.

She was named: *26

There were 25 others before her, and eight more behind her.

Yang Xiao and clicked on her chat box first, noticing that he had a long note about her.

*26 – Yang Xiao:

• • 25 years old
  • Birthday: 08/20, Leo
  • Shoe size: 36
  • Height: 168cm
  • Weight: 95-98
  • Menstrual period: 5th of every month
  • Graduated from the Department of Journalism; TV Editorial Director
  • Had a boyfriend
  • Strong personality
  • Only child, from the city, no marital home.
  • Parents: Retired, have high blood pressure, take medication all year round, have medical insurance, light burden.
  • Chest: Flat, A-cup.

Yang Xiao: “……”

She looked down at her A-cups and thought about how pitiful she was. She was so flat chested, he probably felt wronged.

Yang Xiao casually clicked on a different chat box, *18, and found that this one’s note was even longer than hers. Turns out No.18 has D-cups, followed by four exclamation marks that Yu Huaibo added.

Yang Xiao zoomed in on No.18’s avatar and saw that not only did she indeed have a large bust, but she was also very beautiful.

In their chat log, No.18 called Yu Huaibo her husband.

Whether or not he actually was her husband didn’t matter though, after all, Yang Xiao only wanted Yu Huaibo to be a eunuch now.

She used the screen record function to record all of the incriminating evidence. He had so many girls, she ended up recording for over half an hour.

Then, she used Yu Huaibo’s WeChat to add all of the girls into the same group chat.

Then, she sent a kissing emoji.

Then, she sent out the recording.

And then she waited for the WeChat explosion.

After doing all of that, she tossed the smartwatch into a hot spring.

The little sister who was giving her a spa treatment was shocked and carefully asked, “Sis, are you crying?”

Yang Xiao closed her eyes and said, “Don’t worry, I won’t be crying for long. My new false lashes are expensive, my eye cream is even more expensive, and dog men don’t deserve to make me cry for more than five minutes.”

Five minutes later, Yang Xiao wiped away her tears and dialed her best friend’s number.

“TangTang, I broke up with Yu Huaibo.” Yang Xiao said, “Help me hire a fake boyfriend so he can accompany me home to meet my parents tomorrow.”

Footnotes:

1. 戴绿帽子 | Alludes to her wearing a “green hat” which is a Chinese expression used when someone is cheated on.