Divine Lucky Star - Chapter 31

Chapter 31: That’s My Cue!

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
It wasn’t that Wang Hao had a strange sense of humor, but he really couldn’t hold back, watching such a scene. Luckily, he knew he was a walk-on actor. He covered his belly and tried his best to stop laughing. It almost made his stomach explode!

I finally understand why the film and television industry in this world is so unsuccessful. Who would watch a drama like this?

Unfortunately, Wang Hao underestimated how absurd the plot was!

His eyes were on the computer but his ears were listening to the drama between the two characters! There was nothing he could do. He was too close to them. It was a pity he couldn’t close his ears!

At first, the lead actor was doing crazy stuff, pretending to be cool. He even spun around twice before he took out a lighter to light his cigarette. His pretentious moves caught the lead actress’s eye!

The netizens in the group were having a discussion. “F*ck, Sunday! Your novel is pretty nice! I love it!”

The scene started to become more amusing!

When the lead actress saw the actor, she couldn’t take her eyes off him. Her tears started running down her face and she said dramatically, “I knew it. I knew you’d be here! You’re waiting for me, aren’t you?”

Netizen: “I like your novel. I’ve bookmarked and recommended it!”

The lead actor gently caressed the actress’s long, flowing hair. “Sure. Do you still remember? This is where we first met. I had nowhere to go, so I came to look for our past memories…”

Wang Hao was shocked. “The place where they met is really weird. It’s a miracle this guy didn’t get beaten to death in the Internet café…”

“Baby, I’m regretting it now!” The lead actress snuggled into the arms of the actor and cried, “I shouldn’t have lost my temper! I shouldn’t have left you! I’m so sorry! I feel so sad! Don’t be mad at me, ok?”

Wang Hao thought, “If I was the lead actor, I’d have kicked you out! I can’t stand any girl who dresses up without a care for the season!”

The lead actor then held the actress tightly in his arms and gazed at her lovingly. “My darling, I felt so empty the last few days. Every time I closed my eyes, your beautiful smile appeared. I couldn’t breathe at all, but I didn’t want to open my eyes either because I was afraid I’d lose you! Everything’s fine now. You’re finally here with me!”

Wang Hao summed up what he said: “You’re experiencing sleep paralysis, bro…”

Wang Hao thought that was the end of the scene, but he soon realized that he was wrong. This was only the “appetizer” — the real show had just begun!

The two actors cuddled in the Internet café, and the lead actress pointed at the chandelier which hung from the ceiling. “Look, the chandelier is so beautiful! Can you take down a part of it and make it into a ring for me?”

Wang Hao was nearly scared to death. The chandelier was right above him! It was huge and was at least 30kg! Someone could definitely become paralyzed if it fell on them!

They’re filming a drama for sure, a standard Korean romance drama! Let’s see if there’s any other romance dramas online!

Wang Hao then realized how unbelievable the screenwriter was!

The lead actor reached out to the chandelier and took a gem from it, and as he put it on the actress’s hand, he said, “My darling, if you like it, I’ll make it into a ring for you when I get back!”

Wang Hao immediately felt a bit dizzy! This plot is totally ridiculous. I need some air!

But that was nothing compared with the next scene. Once again, Wang Hao had underestimated the power of web dramas here!

The two characters hugged for a while, then the lead actress asked, “Baby, do you remember what happened the first time we met?”

The lead actor said, “Of course! Why wouldn’t I? When we first met, I accidentally hurt your leg, and then I carried you home.”

Wang Hao found it very strange — it’s difficult to severely injure someone’s leg in an Internet café…

The lead actress said again, “Can you carry me once more?”

The group was in an uproar. “Sunday, I can’t get enough of the novel! Can you release one more chapter?!”

Wang Hao wanted to cry. It wasn’t a great time to talk about the novel. He was about to vomit!

As the scene continued to unfold, the lead actor did carry the actress! Wang Hao discovered that he had underestimated the screenwriter’s ability to create campy plots! Such an annoying scene was a must in Korean romance dramas!

The lead actress leaned on the actor and suddenly shouted,” xxx, I love you!!”

Wang Hao was so frightened he almost went under the desk!

That wasn’t the end! The lead actress yelled again, “I want to make a lot of babies with you!”

What the f*ck!

Have you no shame? I give up! I can’t watch this anymore!

Right at that moment, the drama reached its climax. The fight scene was on!

The lead actress’s yelling provoked two yobs in the café. They came over and pushed the lead actor. Wang Hao felt pity for them — they didn’t have enough strength!

“If you want to make out, go outside. Don’t disturb me while I’m playing games, okay?” One of the actors said furiously, “Get out of here! You’re getting me bent out of shape!”

It was as if Wang Hao himself was venting his anger!

“It’s none of your business!” The actor put down the actress, then put on his cool sunglasses. “Why? You want to fight? Don’t think I’m scared just because there’s so many of you!”

There’s only two of them!

Wang Hao really wanted to fulfill the actor’s dream!

Then, the fight began! The lead actor, a jade tree in the wind, knocked down those two yobs without the slightest bit of effort. The lead actress next to him said, “It’s always wonderful to be with you, but I’m afraid the beautiful moments last only for a short period of time, like fireworks. I’m so scared!”

Your dream is about to come true, girl. That’s my cue!