Do Not Offend A Reborn Wicked Wife - Chapter 16

Chapter 16: Zhang Family, Come If You’re Capable

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

Longyue narrowed her eyes. “This woman has a really short memory,” she thought. “She still hasn’t learned after being taught a lesson by me a few times. Does she want to be beaten up again

But looking at so many people

“Husband!”

Longyue’s bright eyes darted around as she suddenly changed her attitude. She threw herself into Li Qingmu’s arms like a frightened little white rabbit. Her coy manner was really pitiful, making people think that she was a victim.
Li Qingmu was stunned, then a smile flashed across his eyes. “Since when did this little woman become so pretentious he wondered. “She actually knows how to play dirty!”

But he preferred her like this!

“What are you doing?”

Without hesitation, he stood in front of Longyue like a pine tree and reached out to grab Auntie Liu’s rock.

He wanted to play along with Longyue or he would definitely have pushed Auntie Liu to the ground.

He frowned and said coldly, “As an elder, is this how you bully a junior?”

“Pfft!” Auntie Liu spat again and this time, she aimed it at Li Qingmu. “Who’s bullying who? The neighbors are all looking on. It was clearly you all who attacked first!”

“Auntie Liu, we have to speak with a conscience. Don’t you know what kind of nonsense you’re saying? You’ve scolded our ancestors and even want to dig up their graves. As the daughter-in-law of the Li family, what’s wrong with using mud to seal your mouth? This not only protects our ancestors but
also shuts you up. Speaking of which, you still have to thank me!”

“You, I…”

Longyue’s words were clear and well-founded. Auntie Liu had spoken so loudly that the villagers nearby had heard her. At first, they didn’t think much of it, but now what Longyue said seemed to make sense.
“Family members should not be implicated in one’s troubles!”

“It’s fine if you scold people, but why are you scolding their ancestors?”

Now, even if she was reasonable, she was not.

“L.. Pui!”

Auntie Liu wsa choked with anger. “She wants me to thank her for throwing mud into my mouth? What kind of twisted logic is that?” She was so angry that she spat the mud at Li Qingmu again.

Previously, Li Qingmu did not dodge because the spit could not have reached him. But this time, the other party exerted all her strength. He could not stand there stupidly and let her spit at him.

He pulled Longyue and they dodged.

“Swish!”

A lump of saliva mixed with sand brushed past them and landed on the face of a woman standing behind them.

Coincidentally, that woman was Second Madam Qian.

Even though she had suffered at Longyue’s hands, she was certainly not someone to be trifled with. Longyue was known as the ‘wicked woman of the Li family’ while she was called the ‘shrew of the Qian family.’ So when Auntie Liu spat on her face, she flew into a rage.
“Woman of the Liu family, are you blind? Look where you’re spitting!”

She stopped addressing Auntie Liu as her younger sister. Instead, she rushed forward, grabbed her sleeve, and wiped her own face with it.

“Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? Second Madam Qian, are you crazy!? I just made this set of new clothes last year. Stop it!”

“F*ck you, Stinky Mouth Liu. You can insult anyone you want, but you’re scolding me? Do you know how dirty and smelly your saliva is?”

Because Auntie Liu had bad breath, she was nicknamed ‘Stinky Mouth Liu.’ However, she had always been crafty and bossy, and she was also overweight. If anyone dared to say this to her, she would definitely give the person a good beating. Therefore, the villagers used that nickname amongst
themselves.

Although Second Madam Qian and Auntie Liu had a good relationship in the past, it was only a facade as they could not stand each other deep down and would badmouth the other party behind her back. As a result, Second Madam Qian slipped up and blurted her nickname, ‘Stinky Mouth.’
Instantly

“Madam Qian, you old b*tch, I’ll rip your mouth apart!!!”

Auntie Liu roared and took advantage of the time when Second Madam Qian was grabbing her sleeve to pull the other party’s hair. Second Madam Qian refused to back down.

She could not stand being pointed at and called ‘old b*tch’ in public.

“The fault lies with you. You spat at me, so why can’t I use your clothes to wipe my face?”

“Pal”

Auntie Liu grabbed Second Madam Qian’s hair. She cried out in pain and gave her a slap on the ear.

“Aiyo, you dare to hit me? I’m not done with you, b*tch!”

Recently, Auntie Liu had been getting slapped all the time, so she had also become ruthless. With a short heated exchange, the two old women got into a fight and ended up rolling on the ground.
An open fight broke out just like that!

“Stop fighting, both of you. Stop fighting. Take it easy!”

Someone beside them tried to mediate the fight, but he did not try to stop them. He had no intention of helping them. There was nothing he could do. After all, these two were famous gossipmongers in the village. Who hadn’t been criticized by them? They were the ones who gave Longyue the nickname
‘Li family’s wicked wife.’ “Now that the two of them are fighting, why does it feel so great” he thought.

Li Qingmu was not interested in watching these shrews curse and fight on the street. In fact, he felt a little impatient. He wanted to take Longyue in to see what was going on at home, but when he looked down, he saw that his little wife was laughing secretly.
‘That smile was as delicate and beautiful as a flower in March, causing his heart to palpitate involuntarily. Her clear eyes gradually darkened, and there were indescribable emotions swirling in them.

He just stared at her blankly. The noise around him seemed to have vanished until someone from the Li family came.

“Longyue, Longyue! You’re finally back. Save me!”

Ah Qiu had heard the commotion outside and knew that Longyue had returned. He ran out anxiously, his face filled with panic and fear.

“Ah Qiu, don’t be afraid. Tell me slowly.”

Li Qingmu grabbed Ah Qiu with one hand and consoled him softly.

‘Ah Qiu gulped and looked up at his third brother and third sister-in-law. He pointed at their house and said, “They’re here. The Zhang family is here!”

“Zhang family?”

Longyue had come over when she heard Ah Qiu. She frowned slightly. She wondered why so many villagers had surrounded the entrance of the Li residence. It turned out that the Zhang family had come to cause trouble.

“Bang!”

Almost at the same time, a bowl came flying through the door towards Longyue. What followed was cursing and swearing.

“Li family, you must give me an explanation today! My sister was fine until she was tormented to this state by you all! Aiyo, look at her head. What happened to her? If you don’t give me an explanation, I’ll go to the authorities. We might as well lose face together!”
“Bang!”

The bowl hit the ground and shattered into countless pieces.

“Sigh, don’t get me wrong. There’s nothing wrong with this. It’s just that… I accidentally touched it. Didn’t I get a doctor to take a look at it?”

“Hmph, what misunderstanding? Accident? Did you accidentally hit her head? Nice try.”

Curses and excuses kept coming from the room. Longyue frowned. “Is Meihua’s older sister here?”

“Yes, yes, and her mom!” Ah Qiu nodded like a chicken pecking at grain. He looked up at Longyue. “Longyue, they said that they are here to be the judge today. If we can’t give an explanation, they will go to the authorities to cause trouble… Longyue, what should we do?”

“What could we do?! We’ll deal with whatever comes our way.. If they want to cause trouble, then do it!”