Do Not Offend A Reborn Wicked Wife - Chapter 24

Chapter 24: Really Fallen into a Pit?

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

Li Qingmu, f*ck you!

Qian Yi held his panting chest and cursed fiercely in his heart. He wanted to cry but the tears wouldn’t come. His escape route was blocked. What should he do?

“I saw Young Master Qian just now. He went that way. He was probably going to the toilet.”

“Thank you, lady!”

A few voices could be heard from afar. Qian Yi trembled. His heart was racing. Damn it, I’m surrounded on all sides!

He quickly looked at the back door. There was no way to get there. Some people were approaching. Where should he go? Then he saw a toilet not far away.

He rolled his eyes, made up his mind, and rushed into the toilet.

Then two students approached.

“Strange, the backyard is empty. No one is around.”

“That’s right. Could Li Qingmu have guessed wrongly?”

The two students muttered to each other. At this moment, someone pointed in the direction of the toilet. “Could he be hiding in the toilet?”

“Who cares? Let’s go in and take a look.”

A few students rushed into the toilet. Qian Yi had thought that these people would not come looking for him in the toilet because of the stinky smell. In the end, he had underestimated this group of people’s bottom line.
Feeling helpless, he assumed a squatting position over the toilet pit. He stepped on the stepping board carefully. Then he tried to lower his head and body to avoid being seen.

The toilet was very smelly. When he entered, he had pinched his nose and mustered his courage. As he hid in the toilet, the stench rushed to his head and made him want to throw up.

“No one… Eurgh…”

“Oh, it stinks. It stinks to death. Who would be crazy to hide here? Let’s go, let’s go. I can’t take it anymore. Let’s go quickly!”

The group of students took only one quick look before they were defeated by the stench. They then looked for Qian Yi on the other side.

Qian Yi heaved a sigh of relief and thought that he had probably escaped. As long as he was not arrested by the authorities immediately, he would find a way to get away.

Besides, the inkstone was thrown at Li Qingmu at that time. In the end, Teacher Xu was hit. Li Qingmu should be responsible, right? Why didn’t he block it?

With this in mind, Qian Yi felt relieved. Having survived a disaster made him feel relaxed. Once he relaxed, he felt a little smug. He spat and cursed, “Li Qingmu, you bastard.” Then he prepared to make a move.
“Gah!”

Acrisp sound came from under his feet, like the sound of something being crushed. Qian Yi’s heart sank as he felt that something bad was about to happen.

He quickly tried to get up, but he exerted some force on his feet and

“Kacha!”

“Pfft!”

The board broke and he fell into the pit.

“Save…”

He only shouted one word before closing his mouth. He could not let them catch him. Boohoo

Li Qingmu waited for a long time at the back door, but he did not see Qian Yi come out. He could not help but frown. Had he made a mistake?
Someone beside him muttered, “We’ve been waiting here for half a day. Where is he? We don’t see him. Could he have run away?”

“He definitely didn’t run away. He just hid somewhere. Didn’t you guys find him? This brothel isn’t big. Where can he hide? Search again!” Li Qingmu’s expression was calm. He did not panic at all. When he saw everyone showing their impatience, he immediately said, “Let’s retreat first… Let’s go to the
teahouse across the street. My treat!”

The students were pleased that they could have tea for free and chat about the entrance examination. They followed Li QIngmu.
Everyone enjoyed the tea and snacks. Meanwhile, Xiang Yin brought two constables with him.

“Where is he?”

“He must be in the brothel. He is hiding well.”

Li Qingmu answered the two constables who were waiting impatiently. After saying that, he discovered that the back door of the brothel had opened. A man who was covered in filth walked out with disheveled hair.
“Achoo—”

‘As he sneezed, he sent a string of dirt flying from his nose.

Li Qingmu looked at the familiar robe and the corners of his mouth twitched. It was said that he could be found. Could it be that this person… was hiding in a pit?

“That toilet… How could you hide in that place?”

The muscles on his face twitched slightly as he signaled the two constables. The two of them saw a dirty and smelly person walking out from the back door of the brothel.

“Aiyah, f*ck! Why did this fellow hide in the toilet?”

One of the constables shouted, and then a student muttered, “Could he have accidentally fallen into the toilet when he was hiding?”

Everyone looked at him and gave him a look that said, “You’re great.”

“What?”
Longyue glared at Auntie Liu, who was leaning against a big tree and talking to the other villagers happily. She wondered if she had heard wrongly.

“Let me tell you, Second Madam Qian’s son had an argument with the third son of the Li family, so he used an inkstone to smash him. In the end, that fellow from the Li family dodged quickly and he injured Teacher Xu, who walked in from behind. It is said that he is still unconscious! Later, the
authorities went to arrest him. Qian Yi ran all the way to a brothel. Unable to resist the arrest of the students and constables, he hid himself… Haha, in a feces pit. When he came out, he was covered in stinky clothes, hahaha…”

‘Two days ago, Auntie Liu and Second Madam Qian had an argument and even fought each other. They now hated each other. Now that Madam Qian’s family was in trouble, she immediately spread the news like a recital.

One of the villagers hooted. “Hide in the toilet? Has water entered this person’s brain? Who would hide in a manure pit? I think he ran too fast and slipped!”

“Right, he fell into a trap, hahaha!”

Laughter rang out from under the tree. Longyue found the gossip hard to believe, but she didn’t think it was fake.

She thought of her husband’s temper. He was very petty. If Qian Yi got into an argument with him, that would be courting death.

She felt that this troublesome matter was probably related to Li Qingmu.

This man is really low! she thought.

She pouted and returned home in a good mood.

“No. 3 branch, where have you been all day? Are you still going to teach them embroidery?”

When Madam Li Zhou saw that Longyue had finally returned, she quickly smiled apologetically and mentioned teaching embroidery.

Longyue knew that this was just a casual question. What Madam Li Zhou wanted to know was where she had gone the entire day instead of spending her time on money-making embroidery work.

Where could I go to hang out? She just took advantage of the fact that it was almost autumn and went to the back mountains to gather some spores of herbs. When the time came, she would plant them at the back of her house.
That’s right, ‘m going to grow herbs!

She remembered very well that she died in her previous life because of a huge plague. She was ill and froze to death in the cold weather!

That plague had spread across more than half of the Great Zhou Dynasty and killed many people. The reason why it was so devastating was because there were not enough medicinal herbs. Many people clearly had prescriptions to prevent illnesses, but they could not get the medicinal herbs!

Now that she was reborn, Longyue had to take precautions.