Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet - Chapter 9

Chapter 9: Poisonous Lord B-Dog

Translator: Little_Dragon_  Editor: TheSloth

The pop-up comments were frequent. B-Dog had controlled the camera to film from a high angle and record the entire happening scenery at NanShan Ski Park.

“Guys, don’t worry. Except for the winter swim, I will not miss any morning training. As for those friends who would want to meet up, just forget it. B-Dog has no intention of giving a big blow to my friends. Standing next to a handsome anchor, it will show your ugliness and good for nothingness!”

With such a harsh statement, it naturally caused a wave of harder attacks.

He made a few jokes; and controlled the camera to aim at himself before saying, “We are lucky to have a heavy snow yesterday in Beijing. Thanks to that, today is a sunny weekend. The winter break for schools has started and the park is crowded. This park is considered to be the most well-known ski park in the entire Hua Bei area, being the biggest, having the most advanced infrastructure, and the most complete types of skiing tracks. The most important thing is, the entrance fee is cheap. Today I want to challenge skiing! Skillful expert on the track, let’s put your safety belt on!”

“Beep , student card scanned!”

“Beep, old folks card scanned!”

Before he started the broadcast, he was trembling in fear and could not even move a single step. The reason he dared to give this statement was because he had trained to ski for some distance and managed to learn Skiing Skill Lv1 (1/10). Superb!

“Let’s cut it short. The temperature is low here and my legs are freezing after standing for a while. Let’s ski to warm up.”

The number of audiences was increasing quickly. After all, his broadcasting style with a top cameraman filming in high definition had been well known in the entire Panda outdoor board compared with those outdoor anchors who hold selfie sticks and had shaky shots. It was the advantage of the hardware. Besides, his title of “Motivation Anchor” was already significant in the cyber world. His popularity would be greater if the broadcasting time was not in the morning. In just a flash of time, the number of audiences in the broadcast room had exceeded thirty thousand.

He made his first move with the support of ski pole. His initial posture looked full of confidence. A pity he had not use the professional equipment before; hence, it made his posture look ugly. Without noticing, he slipped and fell to the ground.

“LOL, it is so funny! Is this the Lord B-Dog who knew everything? Are you kidding me, my 5 years old daughter can ski better than you.”

“And you call yourself a skillful expert? You are just talking b*llshit.”

“Sad, your reputation is gone, Lord B-Dog!”

Probably because the fall was pretty good, many of the audience had started to send gifts.

B-Dog was very clear that he was not here to perform. He came here to train his skills. Patting his butt and standing up, he lifted the ski goggles and revealed his smiling face, saying, “Do not blame me, even lions take naps. Now, see my flying show!”

There were not many of outdoor anchors on Panda TV; therefore, they were temporary classified in the entertainment division. Being the chief editor of Panda Entertainment division, FanFan’s focus was on the great master anchors who were paid an immense sum to join Panda TV. Unfortunately, most of them joined the game division as there was nothing fun in the entertainment division. The pretty girls who hopped from Korea with high pay were mostly broadcasting during night time. Basically, there wasn’t much volume at this hour.

Overall looking, the new Panda was still an infant.

She had done her best to recruit the talented entertainment anchors from other platforms but it was too late. Most of the famous anchors had contracts, they had to consider if it was worth it even if the offer was good.

However, recently, she was following an interesting outdoor new anchor. The name was lame but he claimed to be able to slaughter dragons. The broadcast content was focused on exercising and all kinds of new skills for sports.

As the filming skill was excellent, the high definition outdoor lens was like poison. Once viewed, they would remain in the broadcast room, so the popularity of the new anchor was increasing steadily. Normally he would be off at this hour, it was rare to see him start the broadcast at 10 o’clock. Out of curiosity, she clicked into it. As expected, the popularity had already reached 40 thousand and the followers had exceeded 40 thousand as well. The pop-up comments were already covering the monitor.

She knew it was real popularity. This was because she suspected Chen B-Dog had made falsify the data, so she transferred to the back system to check the data a few times.

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“Ms. Fan, B-Dog’s online popularity broke a new record again. His position as the Outdoor Top Superstar is pretty firm,” said the pretty girl to FanFan.

FanFan smiled, “Indeed, B-Dog is very determined, the broadcast pictures are also poisonous, attracting people without deliberation.” While talking, she promoted the broadcast room of B-Dog on the homepage recommendations. “Xiao Lu, please contact B-Dog and discuss about a contract. He is the outdoor top superstar now, if we do not sign him up and let the others beat us, then it would be a big joke.”

“I will be the person in charge?” Xiao Lu was stunned.

“Well, you will be his editor, the contract shall follow Grade B contract.”

“All right.”

There were several types of ski tracks on NanShan Ski Park – Beginner, Intermediate and Advanced, Coaching and Fun tracks. Those skillful experts had gone for the “Cat Jumping” ski track and “Wave track”. If the audience were more professional, then they should realize B-Dog was still playing at the children’s coaching track.

However, this was only temporary. After falling for a few times, he reached Lv2. He took a deep breath and wore the ski goggles to cover half of his face. “Guys, do you think that is my normal level? It is just for fun! Starting now, I will not fall again, else I will run naked at the ski track. Bet all your Bamboos, I dare you!”

“Wow, such a big bet?”

“Waiting to see naked run.”

“Porn Anchor, pervert, finally you have shown your true colors.”

“Sure win, I put my bet!”

Freelance Cowboy, “Ten Buddha Jump over the Wall, on!”

Treasure of Lord Dog, “Ten thousand of Bamboos, on!”

Chen C-Dog, “Lord B-Dog, I do support you but a man has to keep their words. I cannot back you up this time.”

B-Dog looked at the non-stop pop-up comments. He smiled and proudly said, “Let me show you what the capability of a skillful expert is. Get ready all your Bamboos.”

He speedily skied, moving down the 30 degrees slope.

His body turned into a bow-shaped with both hands moving the ski pole in a regular rhythm. While wiggling his butt, the speed increased. Indeed he was looking more like a skillful expert, the ugly look of falling down no longer existed.

The audience was eager to make noise in the room. “Liar”, “Cunning expert”, “The Earth is too dangerous, I am going back to Mars”, those messages had flooded the screen.

The skiing proficiency increased very quickly. The third time he returned from the “Magic Carpet”, he had achieved Lv3. The children ski track definitely could no longer satisfy him. It was too crowded there. Although he was skillful, no one could guarantee no accidents would occur. Hence, he made his decision to change to the advanced ski track.

80 thousand audiences witnessed him moving quickly through the snow drift. Suddenly, he made a difficult 360 degrees flip and landed safely. Everyone knew he did not do it due to luck only. They started to believe his skill and sent the Bamboos to him. His height was increasing obviously.

“Thank you for the Bamboos, thank you for the gift!”

Seeing that the time was quite late, Chen B-Dog took a deep breath and said, “Any of you watched my first broadcast? That was the first day of Panda. I was a 112 kilograms fatty one month ago and couldn’t talk properly during my first broadcast. The content was about running 10 kilometers. I remembered I found it difficult to breathe that time and thought I was going to die after finishing 10 kilometers. Then Chief Cow sent me the first and second Buddha Jump over the Wall to motivate me.”

A wave of “I Remember!” was raised in the broadcast room.

B-Dog could not help laughing: “Why do so many people remember? There was less than 3200 audience that time.”

The response of “I Remember” did not stop so he gave up and said, “The New Year is coming, tomorrow will be the last day of my 1-month broadcasting. Thank you for your companionship. Tomorrow my target is to have a morning run at the Great Wall. I will start running from Badaling at 7 o’clock. If you can reach here before 7 o’clock, you are welcome to join me.”

“Imagine standing at the top of the Great Wall and viewing the northern scenery. The ice and snow, snowing mountains and highlands, wouldn’t it be great? I will be running on the snowy ground, along the way from Badaling, until I cannot run anymore. Tomorrow I am going to announce an important piece of news, I hope everyone can come to witness it.”

He ignored the crazy “Question Mark League” in the room and ended the broadcast.