Everyone Practices Martial Arts: I Can Simplify Everything - Chapter 6

Chapter 6: Teaching! Simplifying the Tao Te Ching

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

“Ah… Why didn’t I pass?”

After a student finished three glasses of water and took the test, he let out a wail.

Everyone drank the same water.

Why could you increase your combat strength score, Lu Xiao?!

Not fair!

The teacher was actually a little interested in Lu Xiao’s special cultivation method. What kind of cultivation could increase the score so much in such a short time?

“Lu Xiao, do you have any special method to increase your combat strength?”

“You can stand on the podium and share it with everyone.”

“Of course, if you don’t want to say it, I won’t force you. Don’t feel too pressured.”

After saying this, the students below stared at Lu Xiao.

Their eyes were full of longing and confusion.

Drinking water seemed simple, but it also depended on who drank it.

For example, Lu Xiao.

Clunk-clunk-clunk. A bucket of water gone. Then he passed the test.

And they had followed suit, but it had been no use at all.

It was impossible to say that there was no trick!

Therefore, everyone placed their hopes on Lu Xiao, hoping that they would be the next Lu Xiao.

However, apart from public courses, cultivation was usually a Martial Artist’s secret.

If Lu Xiao did not want to say it, no one could force him.

“Sure.”

Unexpectedly, Lu Xiao agreed immediately.

With a full bottle of water in his arms, he walked up to the podium.

He said casually, “It’s actually very simple. Students who didn’t pass, open the public teaching materials you received.”

“As the saying goes… The highest excellence is like that of water. The excellence of water appears in its benefiting all things, and in its occupying, without striving to the contrary, the low place which all men dislike. Hence its way is near to that of the Dao…”

The long and incomprehensible words came out of his mouth, making the students below the stage dizzy.

They couldn’t even understand those words by reading them.

Would they understand if they heard them?

Impossible!

“Ah, stop reading. My head is going to hurt if you continue.”

“Brother Lu, stop!”

“The greatest virtue is like water.. What is this? What exactly is the greatest virtue? Is it a human name?”

“I’ve tried my best to understand, but I really can’t.”

There was a collective wail. They were completely enveloped in the fear of the Ancient Chinese.

If it had been anyone else reading the Tao Te Ching, they would have ignored him and even looked at the guy as if he were an idiot.

Lu Xiao was different. He was the model of success!

They could not understand it. That was their problem. It had nothing to do with Lu Xiao.

However, no matter how hard they worked or how good their results were, they were still dizzy from listening to it. Those who could not help it directly covered their ears to avoid being ravaged by the ancient classics.

At this moment, Li Mao stood up.

“Wait!”

“We don’t understand what you’re saying. Can’t you explain it more clearly?”

“At the very least, you can teach us how to put it into practice.”

Li Mao finally said what everyone was thinking.

It was impossible for them to comprehend it, but they might be able to use it by practicing it.

The simple solution was the good one.

“Lu Xiao, we’ve been classmates for so many years. Please help me.”

“That’s right. Becoming a Martial Artist is my dream since I was young.”

“Don’t be anxious. You can’t force Lu Xiao even if he doesn’t teach you.”

“That’s right. Lu Xiao, are you free after class? If you’re free, let’s go for a meal.”

“You’re too shameless. Are you trying to get close to him now?”

“Lu Xiao, you met my cousin last time. If you want to… Hehe, I can introduce her to you.”

“You’re too shameless. You even sold your cousin!”

“What do you mean by selling? What if they just hit it off!”

The entire classroom was in a mess, but almost all of their attention was still on Lu Xiao, so they did not make much noise.

They were saying that they wouldn’t force him.

But in fact, everyone was looking forward to Lu Xiao telling them the method.

Lu Xiao smiled at his classmates and nodded.

“There’s a way for you to practice.”

“I’m just afraid… that you won’t be able to withstand it.”

“Tsk, as long as we can become Martial Artists, we will even dare to go through mountains of blades and seas of fire. What can we not withstand?”

“That’s right!”

Everyone spoke in unison, expressing their willingness to try.

In that case, Lu Xiao did not waste any time and pointed at the water dispenser in the corner.

“Drink eight buckets of water a day. That’s my practical method.”

“8… 8 buckets?!”

Everyone present looked at the bucket on the water dispenser in shock. This amount was already far beyond what ordinary people needed every day.

And he insisted on doing it every day.

No wonder Lu Xiao said that they could not withstand it. So that was what he meant.

“Bullshit!”

Li Mao gritted his teeth and was about to refute this ridiculous method.

Unexpectedly, the students who were still hesitating had already gone straight to the water dispenser.

Some of them had drunk water earlier, but it had no effect at all.

However, the amount was nothing compared to eight buckets of water.

So that could explain the reason for their previous failure.

They were not drinking enough!

They were the ones in the wrong, not Lu Xiao!

In addition, they did not doubt Lu Xiao’s method at all. They were all eager to try.

The students took it in turns to claim the buckets.

The teacher in charge of the General Affairs Department was dumbfounded.

What was going on with this class?

One by one, the students came over to claim their buckets. In just a short while, ten buckets were taken away.

And from the looks of it, there was no sign of it stopping.

“What happened? There was a fire?!”

The teacher pulled a student aside and asked.

“No, no, no. Teacher, we were cultivating. We used a little too much water. I’m sorry.”

After saying that shyly, the student left with a bucket of water.

“Why does cultivation need so much water?”

“And what are you guys cultivating with drinking water for?”

“Forget it, forget it. You guys can do whatever you want.”

The words were really confusing.

Since the buckets of water were all paid for by the class, it wasn’t his money that was being spent.

He might as well give up thinking and continue reading his novel.

The class was quite lively now. Everyone was shouting and some students even ran back and forth between the toilet and the classroom.

Not only did they drink from their own class, they even went to another classroom to drink.

Lu Xiao’s attention had already been attracted to the other side.

Ding! The host has successfully automatically simplified the method of imparting the Tao Te Ching.

Because it’s second imparting, the effect is far inferior to the host, but it will also have a slight effect.

“That works?”

Lu Xiao was a little surprised when the system notification sounded in his mind.

It turned out that not only could he simplify mental cultivation techniques for his own use, but he could also simplify them and impart them to other students.

Although the effect of the second simplification was minimal, at the very least, it was still useful. It was not to the extent that everyone would be depressed after realizing that it was useless.

As for how much it could improve, that was not something Lu Xiao should care about.