Everyone Wants to Pamper the Peasant Girl - Chapter 11

Chapter 11: She Actually Wetted Her Pants

Liu Guimei came out and saw Fu Daxing and Fu Erxing heading out with the firewood and ten pigeons. She hurriedly stopped them and asked where they were going.

Only then did she discover that Mdm Fu was planning to sell them for money in exchange for some rice and food.

She rushed to the central room to clarify what she heard. She asked loudly, “Mother, aren’t we going to keep those pigeons and eat them ourselves?”

It would be a pity to sell them. Pigeons were not easy to come by.

“Guimei, speak softly.” Second Fu put his finger to his mouth and shushed her. His precious daughter had just fallen asleep.

Liu Guimei looked impatient.

“Just 10 pigeons would already be enough for us to eat. It’s more worth it to sell the remaining 10.”

The family was already about to run out of food. It would make more sense to sell them for some money to buy household essentials like rice, flour and eggs. Moreover, they would be able to use that to repay those whom they had owed on credit.

There might even be some leftover cash after all that.

Pigeons did not have much meat. However, the price of just one pigeon was worth a lot of meaty pork.

Liu Guimei was still quite unwilling and attempted to negotiate, “Mother, why don’t we keep two more? We don’t get to have pigeons just any other day.”

After finishing four tonight, the remaining six would be gone in less than two days.

“No, it’s more worthwhile to sell them for money to buy other kinds of meat.”

Though pigeon soup was nutritious, it wasn’t as appealing as compared to having everyone’s tummies full.

“Mother…”

“Alright, stop talking. If you have nothing to do, go and help your elder sister-in-law with the chores. She’s working non-stop.” Mdm Fu took the opportunity to lecture her. “You’re always the first when it comes to eating, but the last when it comes to work. Your elder sister-in-law is easy-going and doesn’t mind. However, we shouldn’t take advantage of easy-going people like this. They have their tempers too.”

Liu Guimei lowered her head in response to the lecture and felt sore.

She suddenly saw the opportunity to slack off again and quickly said, “Mother, why don’t I go to town with the two brothers? They aren’t that good with their words. If I were there, I would definitely be able to sell the pigeons at a better price.”

Since she couldn’t change the fact that the pigeons would be sold, she might as well try to sell them for a good price. This was also a glowing opportunity to slack off. It had been a long time since she had gone to town.

Mdm Fu knew immediately what she had under her sleeves.

However, she had to acknowledge that Liu Guimei was indeed eloquent and she would very likely be able to sell them at a higher price if she tagged along. This was a good idea indeed.

“Alright, you’ll go with them. Remember to buy back the things I asked you to buy.” Liu Guimei was overjoyed at Mdm Fu’s approval.

She had her own plans.

The next moment, Mdm Fu shattered her dreams by saying, “I’ll check through the sale records and proceeds when you guys are back.”

The smile on Liu Guimei’s face froze. She replied, “Of course, of course.”

How calculative.

“Also, you will be cooking tonight. Your elder sister-in-law is busy taking care of your grandmother.”

Don’t even think about slacking off.

“Sure.” Liu Guimei responded with a forced smile that was uglier than a frown.

Nevermind, at least I get to head out and have a breather. I’ll see how it goes later.

With that, the three of them went to the village entrance to book an ox-cart and headed to town.

Late Afternoon.

A strong urge to pee woke Fu Xing’er up. To her horror, she was now a baby who could not walk on her own.

It was too late by the time she managed to call out, “Ahh, ahh.”

A damp sensation spread from her bottom.

She had peed!

She had peed her pants!

Her lack of control over her own bowel movement made her feel deeply helpless.

Her butt felt damp and sticky. It was so uncomfortable.

She had thought that it was great to be a child because she could be adored by everyone. However, this also came with a set of inconveniences.

“Hng, hng!”

She wasn’t able to speak, and hence could only make sounds to get the attention of others.

“Fubao, you’re awake. I missed you so much.” Second Fu walked over with a big smile when he heard her.

“Hng, hng!”

My pants! They are wet!

Change them!

Fu Xing’er waved her little arms and legs, trying to get his attention.

Second Fu had a different interpretation.

“Fubao, you’re calling me daddy, isn’t that right?”

Fu Xing’er was exasperated. F*ck! How?!

How could he see her desperate call for help as a playful greeting?

Her dad is not dependable at all.

“Ya! Ya!”

She kicked around again, trying to get his attention to the right place.

“Do you want to be held by daddy?”

How on earth did he interpret that?!

In an instant, Fu Xing’er felt too tired to even move.

She looked on helplessly, as if she had given up on all hopes in her life.

Her dad is indeed undependable!