Found A Bossy Merman Husband

Chapter 23: The Naughty Lily

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

After a whole day of repeated testing, we were finally certain that my bodily fluids could extend the time it would take for Dacia to dehydrate.

Body fluids were not just saliva and vaginal secretions, but also blood.

I couldn’t explain this phenomenon scientifically. I had the vague feeling that if we continue to exchanged body fluids, we might become more and more like each other.

I wondered if I would grow a mermaid tail like him one day. Did that mean that I could return to the sea with him and leave the continent?

That night, I arrived at Daniel’s as promised.

I brought a bottle of red wine. Dacia picked it out.

He said he recently researched a lot of things through the Internet and books, including red wine.

Daniel froze when he saw that I had brought Dacia along with me. Disappointment flashed in his eyes.

This made me even more certain that he wanted me to come alone.

But Lily was very happy to see Dacia. She poured water for him and brought him snacks.

Because Lily was around, the atmosphere was quite harmonious.

Daniel made a big meal that stumped me and Dacia.

Looking at the food that I once thought was delicious and now was unattractive, I subconsciously exchanged a glance with Dacia.

“Can you eat it?” I whispered.

“I can have it once in a while,” Dacia said stoutly.

I nodded. “Okay, I think I can too.”

It had been more than half an hour since we entered, but Mandy hadn’t arrived.

She didn’t reply when I sent her a message. I wondered what had happened to her.

Mandy didn’t appear even when we were sitting at the kitchen table.

When Daniel brought the last dish to the table, Dacia suddenly grabbed my hand.

His eyes flashed with pain. Clearly, he had been dehydrated for too long.

“I need to go to the bathroom.” I quickly stood up, then took Dacia’s hand. “Come here and help me.”

“Okay.” Dacia stood as well.

I knew it was a little strange for me to ask him to go to the bathroom with me, but it was normal for couples to have some secrets, right?

Lily pointed to the bathroom. “Right there? Do you need my help?”

“No need. Having Dacia is enough.” I smiled at her.

We couldn’t wait to walk into the bathroom and close the door. Then, we started kissing passionately.

I drank a lot of water just now, so my mouth should be filled with water.

Even so, when Dacia’s discomfort subsided, I felt my mouth go dry and my throat burn.

“Do you feel better?” I asked with my voice hoarse.

Dacia nodded with his hands on the edge of the pool. His face looked tired in the mirror.

“This will last me another forty minutes,” he said.

I quickly take out the lipstick I prepared beforehand to touch up my makeup. Even so, my lips are still slightly flushed.

“Let’s go,” I said helplessly. “This is the only way.”

After we returned to the dining table, to keep Daniel and Lily from noticing my state, I quickly started the conversation. “Why isn’t Mandy here yet? She didn’t even reply when I sent her a message.”

“I don’t know. When I called her in the morning, she clearly agreed to come,” Lily said in confusion.

“Maybe there’s an emergency. We’d better eat first,” Daniel said.

Dacia and I picked up our knives and forks, like soldiers who have to pick up their war spears against their enemies.

The table full of delicious food was our enemy, and was waiting for the two of us to issue a challenge.

I cut a piece of steak and put it in my mouth. It tasted like I was chewing a candle with condiments. It’s taste was really average.

Dacia acted better than I did. He nodded with satisfaction as he ate. “Mmm, it tastes good.”

Lili burst into laughter. “You actually said that my father’s steak was delicious!”

“Hey, Lily, can you show Daddy some respect in front of guests?” Daniel pretended to be serious.

“I think it tastes good too.” As I spoke, I put another piece of steak in my mouth.

Lily grinned. “You’re the first of all the customers who’ve eaten his steak to say it’s delicious.”

“Tonight, I cooked it strictly according to the recipe online,” Daniel said. He also ate a piece, then looked embarrassed. “It might taste a little strange, but I promise you won’t get sick after you eat it.”

Dacia and I, not knowing how to respond, glanced at each other.

“The salad is very delicious!” Lily introduced.

Dacia and I quickly got some salad to eat. Yes, it still tasted the same as chewing a candle.

“This is also very delicious!” Dacia said with an exaggerated expression.

I nodded. “It’s really good.”

“That’s not right.” Daniel frowned, then pulled out a tissue and spat out the salad in his mouth. “Lily, did you do this?”

After holding it in for a long time, Lily finally burst into laughter. As she laughed, she pointed at me and Dacia and said, “You guys actually think that salad is delicious!”

“Did you swap the black pepper with another condiment bottle again?” Daniel looked at Lily angrily.

“Don’t you think this salad tastes creative?” Lily said proudly.

Hearing the conversation between the father and daughter, Dacia and I felt extremely awkward..