Global Cultivation Era: I Have Hundred Times Rewards - Chapter 33

Chapter 33: Revenge on Lin Qi, Tear Gas

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Alright, alright.

“Let’s just wait a little longer.

“I believe that you’ll reach the Foundation Establishment Stage very soon.”

Xia Yuchan said softly.

Mu Feifan: “…”

Why do I feel like you’re coaxing a child?

He accompanied Xia Yuchan downstairs to the Experimental Class and watched her leave.

Although there were only two Experimental Classes in Xiangnan High School’s third year, they occupied a single teaching building and showed off their superior status.

Mu Feifan looked at the two brightly lit classrooms upstairs and his blood boiled.

“A hundred proud sons of heaven?”

“Enjoy this final glory to your heart’s content.”

“In order for Teacher Gong to stay, I will use all my might to defeat all of you.”

“I’m sorry!”

He walked towards the teaching building of the Ordinary Class that was opposite.

There were twenty Ordinary Classes, which was a total of a thousand people.

Most of the students were unknown.

The Mu Feifan of the past had also been a drop in the ocean.

However, his fate had changed when he had come out of the temple for the first time.

After advancing to the Qi Refinement Stage, he could now use the temple once a day.

He was already ahead of most of the Ordinary Class students.

This was a privilege!

In the new era of Global Immortal Cultivation, if one wanted to stand out, one had to be of a high level.

Without the support of a powerful cultivation realm, all dreams were just empty talk.

Now, Mu Feifan had already returned to the classroom for Class Two.

The moment he entered the room, the entire place was in an uproar.

“Mu Feifan, why was Director Pan looking for you?”

“Do you really know Xia Yuchan?”

“What exactly is the relationship between the two of you?”

“Xiao Yue just said that you once saved Xia Yuchan, but you didn’t die even after being slashed more than ten times…”

Mu Feifan felt as if he was attending a press conference.

However, when he heard the last sentence, he was completely speechless.

“Who said that I didn’t die even after being slashed more than ten times? Come out and let me slash you more than ten times…” Mu Feifan shouted in a low voice.

Xiao Yue saw that the person in question had arrived and smiled in embarrassment. “Brother Fan, perhaps we exaggerated just a little?”

Suddenly, Liu Zhu said, “People’s physiques are different from each other.”

“I was once in a situation of extreme anger, and I was slashed thirty-six times yet I didn’t die.”

The classroom instantly quieted down.

“D*mn, I thought Brother Fan was ruthless enough for me to call him a god among mortals. I didn’t expect that there would be someone even more ruthless.”

“Brother Zhu is ruthless. One look and you can tell that he drank too much.”

“Brothers, wake him up!”

“I have uremia. I’ll go first. Those with diabetes, stand back. Don’t let him taste the sweetness.”

..

Mu Feifan walked in front of Lin Qi. He looked down on him with a sharp gaze.

“What are you doing, Mu Feifan?” Lin Qi asked.

“I hate people who snitch behind my back the most,” Mu Feifan said coldly.

“It’s not like I did it. Don’t slander me.” Lin Qi felt guilty and did not dare to raise his head.

“I also feel that the class president isn’t a despicable person who likes to use underhanded tricks.”

“Of course, if someone tries to trip me up, I’ll return the favor.”

Mu Feifan patted his shoulder and smiled as if he was an old friend who had been separated for a long time.

No one saw that Mu Feifan’s palm was shrouded in a layer of ethereal black gas.

When Mu Feifan returned to his seat, Xiao Yue whispered, “Brother Fan, it must have been that b*stard Lin Qi. He must be the one with the big mouth.”

Mu Feifan nodded.

After a while, Lin Qi’s expression suddenly changed.

“Gulp!”

His stomach growled. At first, he could still hold it in, but after a while, he could not hold it in anymore.

He looked left and right before realizing that no one was paying attention to him.

Hence, Lin Qi secretly raised his butt.

“Pfft…”

The sound was suppressed to the lowest level by him, so no one should have heard it.

However, Liu Zhu, who was in the back row, could not stand it.

“F*ck, Zhao Tianba, did you fart?”

Zhao Tianba: “F*ck, it wasn’t me! F*ck, the smell is wafting over. It’s so smelly!”

The two of them argued noisily.

However, Lin Qi’s face was expressionless.

No matter what happened to the outside world, he would not reveal even a bit of his problematic buttocks!

In his heart, he firmly remembered one sentence: this fart had not been produced by him!

The highest level of lying was to deceive himself into believing that this was the truth.

Suddenly, his expression changed again.

His stomach churned.

Oh no!

With his many years of experience, Lin Qi had a feeling that once this fart was released, it would definitely be earth-shattering!

He had to restrain himself!

The hand that Lin Qi was using to hold his pen turned purple.

He silently chanted the word ‘endure’ in his heart.

“Gulp, gulp, gulp…”

His stomach was like a gale, like a sudden rain that was stirring up the wind and clouds.

“Damn it, which fellow Daoist is undergoing some tribulation in my stomach?”

Lin Qi gritted his teeth so hard that they made a grinding sound. He suddenly tilted his body without any change in expression. He was prepared to use the silencing spell again to reduce his strength to the minimum.

“Crack!”

Lin Qi broke the pen in his hand and even tried to use the sound of the pen breaking to cover up that thick and powerful fart.

Unfortunately, the attack this time was really fierce.

“Bang!”

A sound comparable to a strong kick resounded throughout the classroom.

Immediately after, a unique smell swept through the room.

“Class monitor, so it was you…” Liu Zhu extended his finger and said shakily.

“It wasn’t me!” Lin Qi was still making his final struggle.

Zhao Tianba: “This is not good, Liu Zhu has fainted!”

Lin Qi turned around and saw that Liu Zhu was already foaming at the mouth, with his eyes rolling back!

F*ck!

The people in the classroom had gone crazy.

“The class monitor ate quite a lot of carrots in the afternoon!”

“Brother Zhu, brother Zhu, are you okay? Hurry up and send him to the infirmary!”

“Lin Qi, Lin Qi, I think you should change your name to Big Cannon Lin!”

..

Lin Qi was still trying to salvage his reputation.

Suddenly, a great terror was born.

This was not good, he could not hold it in anymore!

He rushed straight out of the door.

“Bang!”

“Pa!”

“Boom!”

“Bu~”

He kept firing all the way!

Heaven-shaking thunder!

Strong kick!

Monkey thunder!

The students in the front row were in a terrible state.

They almost vomited their meal from the night before.

Mu Feifan was dumbstruck. He had not expected the power of this poisonous gas to be so terrifying.

If he had known earlier, he would have reduced the dosage.

Now, the smell was wafting over here.

Wasn’t releasing poison gas just going to torture his own nose?

Bang!

Xiao Yue pushed open the window and rubbed his reddened eyes as he panted like a dead dog.

“Tear gas!”

“Finally, I can breathe fresh air again.”

On this day, the unlucky Lin Qi rushed into the toilet countless times.

After school, he dragged his hollowed-out body and walked out of the campus very weakly.

After turning left and right, he came to an alley.

There stood a fat fairy who was waiting for him.

The fat fairy held Lin Qi’s hand as he limped on.

She behaved like a caregiver in the hospital, who was helping the patients with their rehabilitation.

Suddenly, a head popped out from behind them.

“Clink! Click! Click!”

The flash lit up and captured the scene of the two of them holding hands.

It was Xiao Yue.

She smiled slyly and said, “Brother Fan was right. Lin Qi is secretly dating again.”

The next day, Department Director Pan received an anonymous letter as soon as he went to work.

He opened it and saw that it was a photo of a girl holding onto Lin Qi’s arm.

Lin Qi had lodged a complaint about Mu Feifan’s puppy love relationship, which had caused Director Pan to look like some busybody joke. As a result, he had become very angry with Lin Qi.

When he saw the photo, Director Pan became even angrier!