I Am Really the Captain of the Flying Henan People - Chapter 13

Chapter 13: Great White Shark: Do I Have an Axe Over My Head?

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

Chen Changan glared at the approaching great white shark.

The great white shark swaggered to the raft’s vicinity and leisurely ate the seafood innards like an old man drinking morning tea. It didn’t realize that it—who was known as the Ocean Hunter—was viewed as prey by the standing ape.

The great white shark was very curious and often took the initiative to use its head to push against the wood floating on the sea surface to test if it was a corpse. To prevent it from becoming interested in the raft, Chen Changan threw out two fat fish with their internal organs dug out.

The fresh blood quickly excited the great white shark; it wagged its tail and pounced over.

The moment the great white shark ate a fat fish, it aimed its bloody mouth at the other fat fish!

This was the perfect time to launch a sneak attack! Toward sharks, there was no need to talk about morality!

Chen Changan gripped the axe handle tightly. When he saw the ‘axe support line’ above the great white shark’s head, he roared fiercely. “Sharp Technique, activate!”

A gust of wind-green light burst from the emerald jade embedded in the axe handle and fused with the axe edge.

Slash!

The axe fell!

The powerful force split apart the seawater and headed straight for the great white shark!

Sizzle!

Metal clashed with biological scales, producing a sound that made one’s teeth ache.

Although the great white shark had thick skin, the Mountain-Beheading Axe in Chen Changan’s hand wasn’t made of dough. Moreover, Chen Changan had added a legendary spell—Sharp Spell!

With the augmentation of the Sharp Spell, the axe edge cut through metal like mud and blew through hair!

In the blink of an eye, the great white shark’s skin and skull were split open by the axe!

Blood and flesh flew everywhere!

Bright-red shark blood flowed across the sea!

Just now, it was leisurely eating the fat fish. In just a second, the great white shark’s entire body was in intense pain, and it was on the verge of death.

If not for the fact that the great white shark’s brain had grown separately, that strike would’ve been enough to end its life.

In the moment of life and death, the great white shark erupted with terrifying strength. It roared madly, wanting to rush out of the water and kill the weak creature in front of it.

Chen Changan quickly took half a step back.

The raft and dozens of round barrels blocked the great white shark’s first counterattack, causing it to fail to overturn the raft.

The roars of great white sharks couldn’t be heard by humans, but Chen Changan’s roars could be heard by his companion—Orange.

“Orange!”

Chirp chirp~

Orange—who was swimming not far away—instantly tightened its tail muscles and swam underwater like a bullet.

Ability activated! Rapid Diving!

In the blink of an eye, Orange reached the great white shark’s side and crashed into its abdomen at an extremely fast speed.

Bam!

Among all the martial arts in the world, only speed was invincible!

Although Orange was only a 1.2-meter long dolphin, its high speed gave it great impact force. Like a beautiful wave, it disrupted the shark’s attack rhythm.

Chen Changan would definitely not squander the opportunity that Orange had created. The muscles on his arms tensed up as he once again launched a powerful attack!

With the last strike, Chen Changan drew a line on the shark’s head.

Chen Changan was going to end the great white shark’s life with this strike!

The Mountain-Beheading Axe slashed down at full speed!

One strike, one twist!

Chen Changan once again struck the great white shark’s already cracked skull, shattering all of the scattered and growing brains in its skull and turning it into a bowl of meaty tofu pudding.

The great white shark’s massive body stopped twisting. The remaining muscle tissue tried to move and resist, but it was futile.

Chen Changan looked at the distant sea. A small piece of drifting material floated there, indicating that the great white shark’s death was certain.

Chirp chirp~

Orange leaped out of the water in celebration of its master’s victory.

Chen Changan touched the great white shark’s exposed abdomen and opened the trading market. He casually marked an extremely high price and stored the entire great white shark’.

Chen Changan took a few breaths and smiled as he commented, “There’s no such thing as a wrong nickname. ‘Preservation refrigerator’ is really fitting.”

This great white shark weighed only about 450 kilograms, not even a ton. In the Great White Shark clan, it was likely still underage.

Even so, Chen Changan had used all his strength to kill it.

Orange looked at the sea blankly, not understanding why the enemy had suddenly disappeared. It seemed to be saying, “Where did the big shark go?”

Chen Changan tossed an orange dogfish to Orange and laughed. “Orange, bring me the supplies floating over there!”

Orange gave up on thinking. With the dogfish in its mouth, it turned its head and charged toward the supplies that were gradually drifting over.

A moment later, Orange caught a large lottery barrel.

Chen Changan gave Orange a thumbs-up.

Orange was encouraged and turned around to charge toward the floating supplies again.

No matter how hard Chen Changan tried to obtain the floating resources last time, he only managed to obtain two dates and three melons. He almost went crazy because of drinking water.

But with Orange’s help this time, before the drifting materials could float along the waves, they were all taken by Orange.

The quality of these floating supplies far exceeded that of the first day. Take the lottery barrel for example. Last time, the lottery barrel’s prefix was ‘unknown.’ But this time, it was ‘a lottery barrel with rich rewards.’

‘What a great harvest!’ Chen Changan calmed his nerves and slowly opened the lottery barrel.

“Congratulations, you have obtained a bloodstained saber!”

“Congratulations, you have obtained a children’s toy—Screaming Chicken!”

“Congratulations, you have obtained a treasure map (1/3)!”

“Congratulations, you have obtained a treasure map (2/3)!”

“Congratulations, you have received Marshal Kang’s cup noodles!”

‘Cup noodles?

‘Cup noodles! Holy sh*t!’ Chen Changan suppressed the excitement in his heart. With a pious look in his eyes, he took out the Marshal Kang’s cup noodles with both hands.

Chen Changan completely forgot about the ‘bloodstained saber’ and the ‘treasure map.’ He immediately reactivated the New Aqua Bucket again.

Add wood, boil water, and cook noodles!

About an hour later, the water bucket finally distilled enough hot water.

“I’m ready to eat the cup noodles!” Chen Changan—who had been slaying the great white shark like a chicken—revealed a child-like smile.

Rip!

The sound of the wrapping being torn apart was so pleasant. It was like hearing the sound of nature!

The boiling hot water was poured into the cup, and it melted the condiments and oil bag bit by bit.

Chen Changan used the country’s instant noodles secret technique—he used a plastic fork to wrap the packaging from top to bottom, trapping the heat within.

Chen Changan quietly waited for the instant when the instant noodles were ready.

‘Three years… Sorry to have walked onto the wrong set. The three-minute promise is here. Welcome back, King of Noodles!’

Chen Changan quickly opened the lid of the cup noodles, and a fragrant aroma wafted over.

“Slurp~ slurp~”

“I’m so happy that I don’t have to eat fish anymore!” A familiar taste lingered in Chen Changan’s mouth; it was full of vigor and tasted amazing.

In short, it was very delicious!

The satisfied Chen Changan wished he could shout, “Swallowing a mouthful of instant noodles, knowing that my fate is up to me and not the heavens!”

Of course, Chen Changan didn’t forget about Orange, the hero. He chose several fat squids from the market and fed them to Orange.

Having had his fill, Chen Changan opened the forum and browsed through the Deep Sea Forum as usual.

Coincidentally, ‘Raven’ in the list had released new information.

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Note: Marshal Kang’s cup noodles.

Baldy was eating Marshal Kang’s cup noodles when he was alone in the cabin during Lunar New Year. He called his mother and said, “Mom, I won’t be going home for the new year this year.”

“Hahahaha, I don’t have the money to go home for the new year either. I’m a quiet adult now.”

Sob sob sob~

He was so poor that he couldn’t afford to go home for the new year.