I Am Really the Captain of the Flying Henan People - Chapter 7

Chapter 7: XX Was Myself!

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

“B*stard, I won’t buy it!”

“Profiteer, I really should hang you on the street lamp!”

“Whoever buys it is a fool!”

Perhaps this happened because the previous mineral water bottle had just been bought, then Chen Changan immediately placed another 2.5-liter hot-water bottle on the shelf. This kind of vile behavior caused many shark-hunting warriors to misjudge, thinking that Chen Changan still had more drinking water in his hands. Thus, they unanimously established a price alliance.

For a moment, nobody cared about the hot-water bottle.

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Chen Changan smiled awkwardly and said, “In order to fill this hot-water bottle, I have emptied all the freshwater that I have accumulated. The price that I set is only slightly higher.”

The price that Chen Changan had listed was with ‘conscience.’ It only required 49.5kg of wood, 49.5kg of shark meat, 2.495kg of metal, and 2.495kg of rope.

It didn’t even reach three digits!

Half an hour later, the hot-water bottle was indeed out of commission.

The shark hunters seemed to have made up their minds to use cold treatment to force Chen Changan to lower his price.

Chen Changan wasn’t anxious. Instead, he had an unfathomable expression.

Before long, a new product was listed.

[Selling miscellaneous items]

[Item Description: There is a round barrel, 15kg of shark meat, half of a log, and a small amount of straw rope.]

[Price: 1 liter of drinking water]

[Note: The water seller is dying of thirst. Please hurry!]

A stone stirred up 1,000 ripples!

It was well known that the ‘worker thief’ was an accomplice in pulling down wages.

This bag of miscellaneous items for sale instantly stirred the emotions of the other dozens of shark-hunting warriors. They placed their remaining items on the shelves, worried that their only water-type item would be bought by others.

Chen Changan laughed. He was a seller, but he had become a buyer through these actions.

Attack and defense were different!

Among the dozens of goods that were put up for sale, Chen Changan had almost chosen them when he finally found the ‘good brother’ with the highest bid.

[Selling miscellaneous items]

[Item Description: There are two round wooden barrels, 25kg of shark meat, one wooden raft log, one kilogram of rope, and an axe.]

[Price: 2.5 liters of drinking water]

[Remarks: I only want water!]

Although there was no metal, Chen Changan really wanted a weapon. Only with a weapon would he feel safe.

“Buy!” Chen Changan immediately used a thermos filled with hot water to exchange for the merchandise from his ‘good brother.’

“Congratulations, you have obtained two round wooden barrels, 25kg of shark meat, one raft log, and one kilogram of rope.”

“Congratulations, you have obtained a logging axe.”

Three round wooden barrels were hung at the front and back of the raft. They were tied to each other with ropes and logs, which slightly increased the raft’s stability.

The shark meat was stored in the ‘preservation refrigerator’ that was the market. As long as the price was maintained, no idiot would place an order. It would be better if he really encountered such an idiot, right?

Chen Changan held the handle of the axe and waved it around in satisfaction as if he would cut the shark into pieces the next second.

The axe was sharp. If Chen Changan dared to bring it to the streets, it might be confiscated by the police. But in the era of Ocean Doomsday, it gave Chen Changan a great sense of security.

In the end, it ended.

Chen Changan took down the items that he had put up for sale and completed them in one go.

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“Whew! This f*cking Deep Sea World!” Chen Changan didn’t want to be an unscrupulous businessman either. He hated capitalists and workers the most. But now that he had transmigrated into another world, the eight billion people in the world couldn’t even take care of themselves.

He could only make himself stronger first. When he had spare energy, he would help the world.

After obtaining sufficient wood resources, Chen Changan immediately activated the water bucket, added wood and seawater, and cleaned up the accumulated ashes at the sealed pot’s lower opening, striving to distill some freshwater before noon.

Chen Changan didn’t have any plans to expand the production of reincarnation and create a wooden bucket. He could only say… “I’ll definitely do it next time!”

This was because survival points were a slow-regeneration resource. According to the Doomsday Survival System’s use, if the host’s living conditions were better when they were in a doomsday environment, they would obtain more survival points every day.

A bucket of clean water could solve Chen Changan’s need for drinking water. A new bucket of clean water could only provide ‘survival surplus’ for trading.

If he immersed himself in the sale of fresh water, it would only cause him to have insufficient survival points for the raft upgrade, and he would only end up dying in the sea.

This was an unprecedented ocean doomsday! Living was the first requirement!

The wood beneath the sealed pot gradually burned. Chen Changan retrieved 7.5kg of shark meat from the trading market, tore it into small pieces, and then used a small branch to pierce the pieces before placing it at the pot opening to roast.

These small branches were all plucked from the raft’s original wood by Chen Changan. There were 20 to 30 of them, and after using them, they could be directly purchased on the market.

Chen Changan roasted ten skewers in one go. Not long after, the fragrance of meat wafted into his nose, making his appetite increase greatly.

Chen Changan looked at the shark baby that was gradually maturing, and saliva involuntarily flowed from the corners of his mouth. “You smell so good ~ ~”

Soon, the shark meat skewers were ready.

Chen Changan hurriedly grabbed a stick and took a bite excitedly. However, he tasted a faint tang of urine.

“F*ck those scammers selling shark fins! I forgot that sharks use their skin to urinate. Whether it’s fish meat or shark fins, they’re not delicious!” Chen Changan was tricked and almost threw away the shark meat skewer in his hand.

But supplies were scarce now, and eight billion people were facing life-and-death crises such as hunger, water shortage, and hypothermia. Chen Changan couldn’t bear to waste food.

So… Chen Changan decided to become an unscrupulous businessman again. He even changed the market name to ‘Capitalist of the People.’

Shark barbecue skewers were listed for deals.

At this moment, the market was filled with raw meat from all kinds of fish or sharks that had been chopped into pieces.

The appearance of the shark barbeque skewers was no different from a strike to the heart!

Across the globe, eight billion humans lived on rafts. Their living conditions were worse than in prison. Their living standards were also worse than those of primitives, not to mention starting fires and cooking.

Even the best human beings could only eat raw shark meat after obtaining the right to enter the market.

In less than ten seconds, all ten shark barbeque skewers on Chen Changan’s shelves were sold out.

Chen Changan was also delighted to have ten raw fish, each of which weighed more than half a kilogram.

A shark barbeque skewer only cost 1.5kg of shark meat. Just heating it up was enough to exchange for three-fold the amount of fish meat.

Chen Changan beamed with joy. He had once again found a way to make money; he had turned the ocean doomsday into a farming business.

Due to the increasing number of shark warriors and the increasing number of newcomers activating the trading market, Chen Changan wasn’t worried about shark meat skewers and freshwater resources being stagnant.

These were all hard currency!

In just five or six hours, Chen Changan had collected a lot of junk, raw meat, and wood by selling shark meat skewers. The round wooden barrels could circle the raft two-and-a-half times.

He even exchanged five liters of water for a bottle of wine.

Grape wine accompanying the night sky, tunes of the pipa to urge him to drink1.

Chen Changan felt that it was great to be able to have a drink during the ocean doomsday.

The survival point requirement for upgrading the raft had also decreased to 200 points due to the maximum amount of wood resources.

If he relied on natural growth, he would probably have to wait for years.

It was a slight pity that Chen Changan found that weapons were priceless. Even if he was willing to buy them at a high price, he had never received any metal weapons other than axes.

Taking advantage of the time between the barbecues, Chen Changan clicked into the forum and was surprised to find a new trending topic rising rapidly.

[Rare supplies—120 million participants]