I Became the Ultimate Boss - Chapter 25

Chapter 25: Round, Fluffy Dog

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

It was an uneventful night. Nobody organized a sacrificial ceremony today, so there was no addition of new sacrifice offerings in Ke Meng’s house. 

After waking up, Ke Meng saw a massive cloud of fur. It was even bigger than the day before.

“Fluffy?” Ke Meng called out.

“Woof!”

The fluffy dog barked.

Could he still call it Fluffy? Ke Meng thought calling it Fluffy Ball would be more suitable.

Fluffy Ball was currently round. Its thick dog hair was at least tens of centimeters long. Its eyes were buried in its hair, as well as its mouth.

Naturally, the same happened to its limbs. They were short, to begin with. Its legs were covered since the hair grew, while the hair was pressing directly against the floor.

It was silly to think that he could see its tail, as it was covered in hair.

Ke Meng was really suspicious of it not being a dog, but a mutation. The reality had proven that it was indeed not a normal dog. It was a legitimate game creature from another world.

“Should I review Fluffy Ball for my new video?” Ke Meng got off the bed and patted Fluffy Ball’s head. He patted a cloud of soft hair, which was silky smooth.

“Woof?” Fluffy Ball barked doubtfully.

Ke Meng fed the big-faced cat first. He used a pair of chopsticks to feed a dried anchovy into its mouth, and the fish soon disappeared.

Fluffy Ball released a hungry whimper and rolled around behind Ke Meng.

“How are you supposed to eat when you have so much hair?” Ke Meng showed doubt on his face, and he tossed a dried anchovy onto the floor.

Fluffy Ball rolled before Ke Meng, rolling the dried anchovy into its hair. As it rolled over, the dried anchovy disappeared.

Ke Meng opened his eyes wide, thinking it was unbelievable.

How could a hairy creature with hair all over its mouth eat a seven-centimeter-long dried anchovy?

It was almost impossible in theory.

It would be eating its hair when it ate food since there were strands of hair blocking its mouth.

Ke Meng was stunned.

“How did you eat it? Show me again,” Ke Meng said and tossed another dried anchovy at it.

Fluffy Ball rolled over like a car wheel. However, the dried anchovy was not flattened. Instead, it disappeared.

Ke Meng could not believe it. This time, he used a pair of chopsticks to pick up a dried anchovy. He held it instead of putting it on the floor.

Flabby Ball rolled over and stopped next to Ke Meng.

As it was standing before its master, it was only natural that it could not roll over his face to eat the dried anchovy. That was when Ke Meng witnessed the truth of how Fluffy Ball ate the dried anchovy.

Its golden hair seemed to be alive, whereby a couple of golden strands tied onto the dried anchovy and dragged it into the hair. The dried anchovy was then sent into its mouth.

Ke Meng came to a realization. So that was it—Fluffy Ball’s hair could be controlled at one’s ease.

It was an elite monster and possessed a skill that allowed it to turn its hair into needles. It was just that it would turn bald if it used that skill a little too much. Apart from that, it had unlocked its Enhancement skill. 

Ke Meng made up his mind to test its skills.

“I’ll test your skills today. You’ll be rewarded with dried anchovies if you behave.” Ke Meng patted Fluffy Ball.

It rolled from left to right and seemed to be very happy. 

Ke Meng looked at this round, fluffy ball and got a ruler to measure its height. It was 1.2 meters tall. He wondered if it would grow further in the future.

After making up his mind to test its skills, Ke Meng began thinking about where the testing ground would be.

Fluffy Ball’s skills included Enhancement, Devour Regeneration, and Needle Storm.

A big venue was needed to test Enhancement and Needle Storm. Ke Meng thought of the mountain in the suburbs. No people were there, and the place was massive. It was the best testing ground.

Ke Meng ordered a portion of breakfast first. Chen Momo sent his breakfast and asked curiously, “Brother Meng, why haven’t you posted your new video?”

He had told her last time that he had been recording the new video, so Chen Momo had been anticipating for the new video to be released. She did not see any new video yesterday, so she took the effort to ask when she sent him breakfast.

“It’s too difficult to make that video, it’ll take some time.” Ke Meng proceeded to use the psychology trick as an excuse. “When it comes to the bit where the psychological suggestion is involved, I’ll need to try many times to present a similar misleading effect.”

Chen Momo nodded, not sure whether she understood what he said. She then peeped behind Ke Meng. “Where’s the puppy? I’d like to pet it.”

“Oh, I’ve given it to someone else. It’s too noisy at home.”

He could not show her the dog, as it had already grown 1.2 meters tall like a gigantic plush ball toy.

Ke Meng thought about it as he thought of a plush toy. He thought he could actually show it to Chen Momo. He just had to treat it as a plush toy that he bought, under the premise that the dog would be still. It would be busted as soon as it moved.

Chen Momo pouted since she did not hear the answer she was looking for. She walked downstairs, feeling gloomy.

Ke Meng returned to his bedroom and warned Fluffy Ball as he had breakfast. “I’ll call you Fluffy Ball from now on. Don’t you ever move in the presence of outsiders unless your life is at risk. Oh yeah, what do you think of the name I gave you?” 

Fluffy Ball whimpered. It seemed to be dissatisfied.

“Is it bad? I thought it’s not bad.”

Ke Meng peeped at the golden-haired plush toy, trying to think of a better name.

‘Gilgamesh? Hmm, although its hair is golden, calling it Gilgamesh would make people think of that anime character easily. No, no. I can’t be calling it that.’

Ke Meng had no idea what to call it. He thought he would post on B Site to ask the netizens.

He used his camera to take a picture of the dog’s latest look and posted it on his B Site account. The caption of the picture was: ‘I got a gift from my friend from Ezhou. It’s a huge plush toy. I’m thinking of giving it a name. I wonder what does everyone think of that?’

There was no retarded netizen commenting yet since he had just posted. Ke Meng put his phone to ‘Always on Display’ mode for now.

“Let’s go. We’ll review you now.” Ke Meng patted Fluffy Ball’s round head.

It was extremely soft when he touched it. There was no warmth coming from an animal. The dog was a legitimate elite monster, whereby it was different from normal canines in all aspects.

Fluffy Ball was round and rolled over directly. Its body was slightly stuck when it arrived at the room’s door. The main bedroom’s door width was approximately 90 centimeters. The dog’s diameter that was 1.2 meters had surpassed the door’s width.

Fortunately, the hair on the dog was not made of needles. With a slight push, it made it out of the bedroom in a poof.

“Woof,” the dog barked in joy.

Fluffy Ball rolled as it followed behind Ke Meng. It had completely given up on walking on four limbs like traditional dogs. It was like a bowling ball covered in hair.

Fluffy Ball was stuck at the door frame when it got to the entrance door just like before. The entrance door’s width was wider than the room door. It moved its body slightly and squeezed out of the door quickly in a poof. It was effortless.

Ke Meng took Fluffy Ball downstairs and picked it up when they got to the first floor. He treated it as a plush toy, preventing others from seeing Fluffy Ball rolling on its own.

The stairway connected to the side door instead of connecting to the convenience store. Thus, the people in the convenience store would not see Ke Meng carrying a fluffy ball down.

A car parked by the road. Ke Meng opened the door, looked at the narrow car door, and then he looked at the fluffy ball in his hand.

“I’m going to shove you in,” Ke Meng said.

He shoved Fluffy Ball into the car door as he was done speaking.

Fluffy Ball moved around and shoved itself into the car in a whoosh. However, to outsiders, it seemed like Ke Meng shoved it into the backseat.

Subsequently, Ke Meng went upstairs to move the drone and camera gadgets into the car.