I heard that I’ll be super fierce after my death - Chapter 23

Chapter 23: The Most Enjoyable Gigolo in The World

Translator: Lordbluefire

Editor: Lordbluefire

After leaving the bureau, the two of them drove back to his house district.

As for the matter of the malicious ghost in the car, ‘Pei Jianing’, it was better to ask that self-proclaimed ghost that most resembled humans, Xiao Qin. Since her occupation was a connector, and she also knew the future Lin Wu, it was very possible that she also knew of this Pei Jianing.

Half an hour later, they parked the car at the parking lot below.

Before they got down the car, Lin Wu hesitated a while but eventually chose to bring along the first marriage certifications, the one with his ghost wife.

Li Luyao removed the car key from the engine and was bewildered. “Do we go and find your ghost friend now? Or should we go back to your house and put the household register back first?”

“Let’s put the household register back first.”

Lin Wu got down from the car and as he closed the car door, he said, “My father will go to his school to teach in the afternoon, and my mom should also be at her shop. There shouldn’t be anyone at home, so we can use this chance to put the household register back.”

“Alright then.” Li Luyao nodded. After closing the car door, she passed the car key to Lin Wu. “Hey, the key is yours. Later when your return home, don’t forget to bring your driving license along.”

“Thanks then.”

Lin Wu happily took the car key and began to walk toward the building while surveying the car key. He couldn’t help but sigh. “So this is the feeling of eating soft rice (living off a woman). It feels really good. I’ve truly made you bear the expense.”

“It’s fine. In any case, this car isn’t really that good. It only costs about $200,000+,” Li Luyao casually spoke.

“$200,000 is already considered a lot of money.” Li Wu was smiling so wide that even his eyes narrowed. “Those gigolos are like happy balls being tossed around by wealthy old ladies, but they can’t earn $200,000 just after knowing their clients for a day, right?”

As they spoke, the two of them entered the lift. Li Luyao couldn’t help but be puzzled. “What do you mean ‘happy balls’?”

“…nothing.”

Lin Wu coughed and pressed the 12th-floor button. He then spoke again, “In any case, you can be considered at the level of a wealthy lady. You are young and beautiful and generous to boot. I should be the most enjoyable gigolo in the world, right?”

“What nonsense…” Li Luyao rolled her eyes and sighed. “You are not handsome at all, what qualifications do you have to be a gigolo?”

“That’s true. I didn’t do anything, and you already gifted me a car worth $200,000. I really don’t deserve it.” Lin Wu acted ashamed and shook his head while sighing.

Li Luyao helplessly shook her head. “Are we not husband and wife? Why are you regarding me as an outsider? It’s just a car.”

“This can’t do, I won’t feel too good in my heart like this.” Lin Wu spoke with a straight face, “How about this? As payment for this car, I will go to your room tonight and lie straight on the bed. Just do whatever you want to me; there’s no need to treat me as a human.”

“…”

Li Luyao blushed. She cast a ruthless glare at him. “Hooligan!”

After some time, the lift stopped on the 12th floor.

Lin Wu took out the key and opened his door. After he brought Li Luyao into his house, he glanced at the shoe cabinet and involuntarily laughed. “Looks like my parents aren’t home. The two of us need not worry about being discovered by others.”

“That’s good then.” Li Luyao heaved a sigh of relief.

After Lin Wu carefully closed the door, he suddenly laughed. “Did you realize that the two of us are like puppy love, hiding the fact from our parents? Now, we are taking the opportunity that my parents aren’t home to secretly come to my house to be intimate. We are just like children who are afraid of being discovered.”

Li Luyao felt her face burning after hearing this comparison. She involuntarily mumbled, “It’s not that I’m going to do those shameful things with you…”

“What’s there to be shameful about?” Lin Wu suddenly lifted his hands and placed them on the door behind Li Luyao, leaning close to her while her back was facing the wall.

However, Li Luyao was pretty tall. This caused his hands to be lifted very high, and he had no way to look down at her. The feeling instantly became much weaker, with no hints of tyrannical charisma exuded by male leads in the TV dramas.

“What are you doing?” Li Luyao subconsciously took a step back, but her back rammed into the door.

As for Lin Wu, he merely looked at her silently, not saying anything.

The atmosphere in the house was so quiet. The distance between the two of them was also very close, so close that they could hear each other breathing. The atmosphere gradually became subtle.

Li Luyao’s heartbeat rate increased. She couldn’t help but bite her lips tightly as she felt some hesitation in her heart. Should she push him away?

Although she had not accepted Lin Wu fully yet and wasn’t too willing in her heart to be overly intimate with him so soon, they were already married after all. She also had favorable impressions of Lin Wu. If she rejected him, would she hurt his heart too badly?

(Forget it, I will accept it then. In any case, such a day will come sooner or later.)

“Eh…”

Just when Li Luyao was preparing to close her eyes and forced herself to accept this, Lin Wu suddenly scratched his head and cautiously asked, “How do I act out maniacal laughter? I can’t imagine it.”

“Huh?” Li Luyao was a little dazed.

“When the tyrannical CEOs in tv dramas pushed the girl to the wall, wouldn’t they always let out a burst of maniacal laughter?”

Lin Wu retreated his hands and took a step back before helplessly speaking, “Forget it, I’m just a gigolo that’s being provided for. My aura isn’t tyrannical enough, and I don’t think I can perform the kabedon* well. Why don’t you do it to me instead?”

Li Luyao couldn’t control herself and laughed out loud. “I will don your head. I’m not Li Liying, Angelina J, or Mary Sue. I don’t like the tyrannical style.”

“Then, what style do you like?” Lin Wu curiously asked.

“I don’t like any style.” Li Luyao rolled her eyes. “With the matchmaker present, I can only like your style, right?”

Lin Wu scratched his face and shook his head. “Forget it, in the future, it’s better for you to take the initiative. You are already so pitiful. If I still force you, I would really be trash. If such a scenario was to be written in my novel, I’ll definitely be scolded and cursed at by the readers.”

“What nonsense???”

Li Luyao completely didn’t understand his words. However, she shook her head and spoke, “Lin Wu, give me some time to adjust my state of mind. In any case, we are already married, and I only have three years to live. Can you let me enjoy this process, please?”

Her gaze was close to that of pleading, and it caused Lin Wu’s heart to tremble. He was silent for a moment before smiling at her. “Don’t worry, people like me don’t have guts. I won’t do anything to you. I was just joking with you earlier. We will do it according to your wishes.”

Li Luyao stared at her. All of a sudden, she took a step forward and stretched out her arms to hug him. Her chin rested on his shoulder, and she breathed into his ear. “I know that you really wanted to kiss me earlier, but your heart softened because you feel that I’m pitiful…Lin Wu, you are really a good person. Thank you.”

“…”

Lin Wu felt a little depressed. They were already husband and wife, yet she still gave him the good person card?

After lightly hugging for a few seconds, Li Luyao let go of him. She took out the household register from her back and spoke, “Alright, hurry and place it back. Don’t let your parents discover it.”

“Mn.”

Lin Wu nodded. He took the household register and turned to walk toward the kitchen.

But at this moment, the sound of footsteps rang out as someone walked out of the kitchen.

“Mom?”

Lin Wu was suddenly in a daze.

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Note:

Kabedon: an example (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssivABAvNi8)

When girls give someone a ‘good person card’, it means that they are going to reject that person’s pursuit and would at most, only be friends.