I’m An Interdimensional Login Interface - Chapter 7

Chapter 7: This Script is Wrong!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation

Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

At the entrance of the cave.

Ma Xiaoling stood facing the cave somewhat nervously. Then, she cast an uncertain glance at the three people who were hiding at both sides of the cave’s entrance. She asked again, “Are you guys sure this will work?”

“You have to believe in your charm!” Xu Zhe was holding some creature’s thigh bone in his hand, and affirmed solemnly. “Yes, be a little more enchanting, you have to do that ooo ooo ooo train dance…”1

“That’s right, goddess, you have to make use of your profession and charm that d*mned fat pig.” Zhuang Dafa was hugging a watermelon-sized rock and spoke somewhat strenuously.

The cold and arrogant Sun Shuai, on the other hand, was holding a wooden stick with a pointed end which he had picked up nearby. When he heard Ma Xiaoling’s question, he made the same solemn expression and said, “Don’t worry. Your dance will be worth at least ten rockets1.”

“Hey hey, stop it!” The long-haired Liu Chuanfeng saw that the group had turned their attention toward Ma Xiaoling, and glared at them in dissatisfaction. “The one going in to lure the monster out is me.”

“Relax, you can rest assured!” Xu Zhe smiled. “Just lure out the monster.”

“I could tell with just one look that you used to be a sportsman! You’ll do fine, no problem.” Zhuang Dafa added and nodded.

Even Sun Shuai, who was not on the best terms with Liu Chuanfeng spoke up. “Long legs can run fast!”

“Of course!”

Upon being showered by compliments, Liu Chuanfeng flicked his hair, strode with his compass-like legs1, and chuckled. “I’ve always been the fastest runner and the most handsome guy in my village!”

“No doubt are they gamers, they’re finally using their brains!”

Meng Yang within the cave’s wooden cage, used the Summoning Spirit to observe the scene outside, and smiled like a wise old man.

‘When I think about what these players have come up with, it does appear to be rather interesting…As for this virtual simulation game, it does have some groundbreaking gameplay!!’

Meng Yang could not help but cheer silently, they even brought along a pretty girl.

“Ready?”

Liu Chuanfeng saw that the others were almost ready, and picked up a few stones, inhaling deeply. He hunched forward slightly and started walking into the cave.

Even though he had thrown up the first time he entered the cave, humans had strong adaptive abilities. Liu Chuanfeng still felt disgusted, but not to the point where his stomach was churning.

He entered the cave silently, and immediately saw the pig-headed man that was fast asleep on the ground.

After their first encounter, Liu Chuanfeng was a lot more cautious. He stopped seven or eight meters away from the pig-headed man and braced his long compass-like legs for retreat.

He first tried throwing a small stone at the pig-headed man, which landed on the pig-headed man’s round belly with a small sound and bounced off harmlessly.

“It’s sleeping like a log!”

Liu Chuanfeng gulped, then took one step closer quietly. He threw the pebble as hard as he could at the pig-headed man again, but the small stone fell upon the pig-headed man’s coarse skin and bounced off harmlessly again.

“Its skin is way too thick!”

Liu Chuanfeng scratched his head, he felt like he was stuck in a tough position, he could not advance nor retreat. He was responsible for luring the monster out, but looking at the situation at hand, it seemed to be slightly difficult to wake the pig-headed man.

Of course, if he did what Zhuang Dafa had done previously, which was to go up to the monster and started hitting it with his fists, then that would do the trick. However, if he died just like that, he would not be able to lure the monster outside.

“Snore–”

At that moment, the pig-headed man who was not too far away moved suddenly.

Liu Chuanfeng started dashing towards the exit immediately but quickly stopped when he noticed that there was no movement behind him.

“That scared me!”

He turned around again, and Liu Chuanfeng saw that the pig-headed man was still fast asleep. He felt a little braver this time and crept closer to the pig-headed man, an idea suddenly formulating within his brain.

He held a small stone in his right and aimed it before his eyes. He threw it abruptly, and it fell into the pig-headed man’s slightly-opened mouth. After throwing the first stone, he threw a second one. To him, the three or four-meter distance was no trouble for his aim.

After the two stones fell into the pig-headed man’s mouth, the pig-headed man’s snoring sounds disappeared. The atmosphere within the cave seemed to freeze.

Then, there was a choking sound, and the two stones shot out from the pig-headed man’s mouth, flying through the air.

The pig-headed man sat up abruptly, staring at the nearby Liu Chuanfeng in a bit of a daze. Then, it stood up with a loud wail and started charging towards Liu Chuanfeng.

Liu Chuanfeng did not dare to linger, and he spread his long compass-like legs and ran swiftly toward the exit.

“It’s coming, it’s coming!”

Outside the cave, the group first heard Liu Chuanfeng’s shouts, which was quickly followed by the sounds of heavy footsteps, so they knew that the monster was approaching.

Xu Zhe called out to the slightly bewildered-looking Ma Xiaoling, “Hurry hurry hurry, start! The train ooo ooo ooo music has started!”

“Oh-oh, okay!”

Ma Xiaoling nodded, as a professional female live streamer, she had been trained to do just about anything without a DJ, and she could simulate the music inside her mind.

In the next moment, as Liu Chuanfeng rushed out of the cave, he could see that Ma Xiaoling had already started dancing. He ran behind her, hoping that the pig-headed man would put all of its attention on Ma Xiaoling.

Ma Xiaoling was completely immersed in the dance. She could hear the rhythm in her mind, one da-da, two da-da, as she danced to the beat. Even when Liu Chuanfeng leaped behind her, she did not react too much.

After all, this dance was rather pointless, there were no rockets or yachts…1

Just as Ma Xiaoling slowly found some semblance of the feeling of being a gorgeous goddess in front of a webcam, she suddenly felt a large shadow cast upon her.

She looked up.

“Ah!”

A piercing scream rang through the wilderness.

The moment Ma Xiaoling saw the pig-headed man in front of her, she let out an earth-shattering, ear-piercing scream. Then, she fainted almost immediately.

The pig-headed man looked confused. It stared at Ma Xiaoling who had collapsed onto the ground, and nudged her with its foot, as if it did not understand why this creature did not run when it saw him but laid down on the ground instead.

“Charge!”

At the same time, Xu Zhe, who had been lying in ambush at the edge of the cave, yelled. Xu Zhe, Zhuang Dafa, and Sun Shuai, who were wielding bones, rocks, and sticks, sprang into action.

However in the next moment, the pig-headed man turned around, and the three of them stopped in their tracks, an inexplicable panic spreading within them,

When the pig-headed man saw that the three of them were stunned, glee glinted in its eyes. He started drooling from its mouth that was lined with sharp fangs and pounced towards Zhuang Dafa.

Zhuang Dafa hugged his watermelon-sized rock, completely frozen.

‘This…this script isn’t right!’