In a certain middle school’s class 2-4…

The teacher wasn’t here yet, but the entire class was extremely lively.

“Crap, tonight God Kun is going to rush to the China server’s no.1, I really don’t wish to self-study tonight.”

“Who wishes to? This is the moment to witness a miracle. But today, it is the form teacher overseeing our self-study. Who would dare to escape?”

“Hurry up and see, God Kun’s streaming room has already broken through to two million viewers. The entire streaming room is going crazy.”

“God damn, today is the deathmatch against Dopa. God Kun has to win and bring glory to our country!”

“Yea, China server’s no.1 has always been occupied by a Korean. It is truly unsatisfying!”

“Hurry up and see, everyone is starting to chant God Kun.”

“Gosh, it is too lively. This won’t do, I have to go and watch. Lao San, help me to inform the form teacher that I have a fever. I going!” After finishing, a male student hauled his bag from under the desk and flew out of the classroom.

“What? I am supposed to request a leave of absence for you while you watch God Kun’s stream? Bring me along, so be it if I have to skip class, so be it if I have to die.”

“Hey Hey Hey, what are the two of you doing?” The class monitor yelled out from behind and wanted to stop them.

“We are going to cheer on for God Kun and watch him bring glory for the country!” The leading male student spoke seriously and the rest of the student couldn’t help but roar as well, “Those who wish to watch God Kun’s stream can leave now. This chance must not be missed out. If we go any later, the chance will be gone.”

“Let’s go! Forsake everything!” There was an instant uproar as countless students rushed out.

As the majority of the students from one of the classes had run out, the classes at the side were also affected and had a surge of courage.

The chain reaction had caused a sensation in the entire school. An entire group of students ran outside with rapid speed. Some of them climbed over the walls, some dug tunnels, there were also some who simply barged out of the main gate.

“What the, where are all of you going?”

“Watch the live stream on the internet.”

“Hurry up and run, any later and we will not have the chance.”

“Run like the wind.”

A crowd of black mass that contained over a hundred students rushed out of the school and towards the nearest internet cafe.

Alike Favor Internet Cafe!

This was a slightly larger internet cafe, but today was a Wednesday and most of the students were in class. There wasn’t much business and apart from those people who had gotten the all-night package, there weren’t a lot of people in this place.

But at this moment, there was a sudden influx of people that rushed inside.

“Boss, give me one $10 computer.”

“Boss, give me one $20 computer.”

“Brother, I have helped you to reserve a computer, hurry up.”

“Alright.”

When over a hundred individuals rushed over, the cashier staff turned pale,

At this current moment, across the entire country, similar situations were happening.

It was 8 pm in the evening and Xiao Ran had not awakened. The streaming room’s popularity had already increased dramatically to three million viewers and the chatbox was filled with messages.

“God Kun, it is time to wake up.”

“Is the host in an accident? It is already 8 pm in the evening and he isn’t awake yet.”

“Damn, the brother above, didn’t you watch God Kun’s stream for the entire night? You were still around when God Kun went offline at around 10 am, you didn’t sleep or did you just wake up?”

“Sleep your paralyzed head. Didn’t you see God Kun reaching the no.1 spot in China server, how can I sleep peacefull like this?”

“66666! You are incredible. I slept for a few hours before waking up.”

“God Kun, hurry up and wake up.”

“Everyone, please be quiet for a moment. At this very moment, God Kun might be playing ‘LoL’.”

(TL note: I have explained this previously in Chapter 24 Lu ah Lu/Rub oh Rub/LoL = Masturbation)

“Is the one above having a fever? If he is playing LoL, he would be on the streaming room.”

“Keke, the one above is the one that is having a fever. The ‘LoL’ he is saying isn’t playing LoL, it is, cough cough cough.”

“What is it then?”

“Yea, what is it?”

“Hey Hey Hey, can you guys stop teaching the bad things to the students? My beloved junior brothers and sisters, let me give you a lesson. This ‘LoL’ is… Hehehe, Hahahaha!”

“I have finished my inspection, the one above is a Filthy Demon King!”

“Hehehe! Hahahaha! 666666!”

“Objection from the students, don’t think we don’t know, Hehehe = Papapa.”

(TL note: Papapa means the sound of sex)

“Oh my god, such horror. Why is this place so filthy.”

“You guys are so detestable. What is Hehehe?”

“Hehehe is the thing that Teacher Aoi does.”

“Who is Teacher Aoi?”

“You don’t even know Sora Aoi? What about Maria Ozawa?”

“Who is Maria Ozawa?”

“Eh, what about Ai Iijima?”

“Who is Ai Iijima?”

“What about Papi Jiang?”

“God damn, Papi Jiang has recorded such shows?”

(TL note: Cough, if you just search for their names, you will know who are the people mentioned)

“The one on top, stop your pretending to be pure!”

“2333333333.”

“God Kun! Waiting for your appearance!”

Xiao Ran didn’t expect his streaming room to be flying at the speed of a rocket. He had just woken up and his entire face was filled with fatigue!

AHHHHHHH!

Since Xiao Ran started streaming, his biological clock had been in extreme disorder. When Xiao Ran woke up, he felt soreness throughout his entire body and his mind was also half-conscious.

After opening his eyes and staring at the ceiling for several minutes, he had finally recovered a little. He took out his mobile phone from the side of his pillow and helplessly typed a message in his streaming room:

Recently, I have been sealed by a demon called ‘Blanket’. I am seeking an exorcist for the method to remove the seal!!!

The viewers had instantly explosive!

“Damn, I have already prepared the country flag and you say you are sealed by a blanket?”

“God Kun, tell the truth. After you switched off the streaming room in the morning, how many times did you rub?”

“God Kun, I have skipped class to watch your streams, don’t do this to me.”

“That’s right, God Kun, we students are poor and didn’t even eat dinner. We saved our money, skipped our classes just to watch you reach the China server’s no.1. Don’t do this to us!”

“God Kun, show me some face. Wake up, please.

“I have a fool that is doing the deity dance beside me. He says he is allowing God Kun to possess him.”
(TL note: God Kun is literally God of Descendant)

“6666666.”

“God Kun, I have prepared 10 rockets, will God Kun kindly accept it.”

(TL note: I have checked. It seems like 1 rocket on Douyu cost 500 RMB which is around 72 USD)

“God Kun, I will give you 10 Lamborghinis, can you wake up?”

(TL note: Lamborghini cost 888 RMB)

“Host, where is your heroism? Where is your passion? Where are they? Get up and play!”

Countless viewers were using hurling abuses and begging for Xiao Ran to start his stream. But Xiao Ran took a glance and he was awfully tired.

But when Xiao Ran saw that his streaming room had over three million viewers, he instantly jumped out of bed.

“It isn’t a weekend today, why are there so many people watching the stream?” Xiao Ran was astonished.

Douyu streams might be popular but the viewerships from Monday to Thursday were normally very low. It might be night time now and might be the timing with the most viewers, but Xiao Ran had yet to even start his streams and there were already three million viewers.

Xiao Ran couldn’t help but check his streaming room’s ranking.

GOD DAMN, I am actually the top three!

He was ranked no.3.

(Author’s note: There are differences in ranking in the parallel world. Do not be too serious)

No.1 was the Foul Pig, PDD. He was already very popular and was currently analyzing the strengths of Xiao Ran and Dopa. Using his unique foul atmosphere for the analysis, he was able to maintain his high popularity.

No.2 was the Esports Three Ugly’s 50-50. He was currently playing a ranked game in the Korean server and had encountered Faker. Hence, his streaming room’s popularity was extremely high and everyone was waiting for him to be tormented by Faker.

Speaking until here, one had to introduce 50-50.

50-50 was the former RNG’s mid-laner, real name, Lu Benwei.

(TL note: He is actually Wh1t3zZ)

Why was he nicknamed 50-50?

Because, there was once, before the match between RNG and SKT, a reporter interviewed him on the confidence he had against Faker. He had confidently said ‘50-50, I have also solo-killed him frequently…’. As a result, during the finals of the S3 Worlds, Faker destroyed Lu Benwei for three straight games, allowing him to obtain the nickname 50-50.

As for the other nickname Esports Three Ugly…

People who saw this nickname for the first time might assume there were three individuals. It was actually three individuals but also the same individual: Wh1t3zZ, 50-50, Lu Benwei.

The three individuals were referring to the same person. During S3, RNG’s mid-laner, real name: Lu Benwei, in-game ID: Wh1t3zZ, current nickname: 50-50.

When asked with the question: Who is the ugliest among the Esports Three Ugly?

The correct answer: 50-50.

If you say Eason Chan isn’t good, you can search on the internet for how long can he maintain his high pitch.

If you say the Big Bang relies on their face to earn money, you can take a look at the number of records the song ‘Loser’ had broken.

If you say Justin Bieber consume drugs and hires prostitutes, you can go and find out how much money he donated during the earthquake.

If you say Wong Ka Kui isn’t popular after passing away, you can go on the streets and still hear the song, ‘Glorious Years’ echoing for dozens of years.

But if you say 50-50 is ugly, sorry, I am unable to deny!!!