“66666! Is God Kun going to make a move on the Douyu Three Flirts?”
(TL note: There are three girls on Douyu who are all very flirtatious and very sexy. They are called 斗鱼三骚, you can search for them, cough)

“We are finally at this move! God Kun, do them all!”

“God Kun, GO!”

“Come on God Kun!”

“We are all supporting you!”

“The woman inside better listen up, stand properly, we are here to sweep prostitution! The man is to raise both hands, the woman is to stand up. I am talking about you, stop wearing your clothes!”
(TL note: It is like a scene where the police raid illegal brothels)

“Kill! Brothers, once we win this we don’t have to worry about women!”

“Seventh Brother is finished.”

Xiao Ran was blushing with shame. He was a person that was very pure, why were his fans all hooligans?

This was truly a very unfathomable matter.

“Hello.” Xiao Ran waved his hand gentlemanly.

Zhang Qige was also very relaxed as she smiled, “Hello God Kun.”

“It is actually like this. Today, I am bringing my brothers to visit various streaming rooms and play some Q&A games. Are you able to cooperate?” Xiao Ran smiled and asked.

“Of course! But don’t ask too difficult questions.” Seventh Brother was very happy and had replied with excitement. Immediately after, she acted anxiously and said, “You should know that according to my figure, I belong to the bimbo type. If you ask a question that is too difficult, I will be very troubled~”

Zhang Qige was behaving coquettishly while looking at Xiao Ran and sticking out her tongue, making her look very seductive.

As a positive male, Xiao Ran naturally had a little ‘feeling’!

Cough Cough Cough Cough!

Back to topic…

Xiao Ran looked at Seventh Brother and asked, “The first question, listen carefully, what kind of food do you like: Stinky Tofu, Noodles, Leek.”

Stinky Tofu? Noodles? Leek?

Everyone was very curious and didn’t know what Xiao Ran was up to.

Seventh Brother didn’t hesitate and said, “It will surely be noodles.”

The other choices were Stinky Tofu and Leek, what else could she choose?

Xiao Ran nodded and asked, “Okay, next question. Do you like to cook the noodles yourself or get a handsome man to cook it for you?”

Seventh Brother asked back with charming eyes, “Of course I prefer a handsome man cooking it for me. Why? Is God Kun going to cook some noodles for me?”

As she replied, she looked at the camera and squeezed a little to present her pair of ample and white ‘rabbits’ that was extremely captivating.
(TL note: She is pushing her breasts)

“Cough Cough, third question. I will let you eat my ‘noodle’ then, do you want to eat it?” Xiao Ran asked very seriously.
(TL note 1: Actually the direct translation will be ‘I will cook noodle for you to eat’, it is also saying ‘I will let you eat my ‘below’)
(TL note 2: Noodle actually means penis)

Suddenly…

“666666666666666666666!”

“Host, I am god damn convinced.”

“Filthy Demon King!”

“I thought that Seventh Brother is the queen of flirt. I didn’t think that God Kun is the true FLIRT.”

“This statement is too incredible.”

“I will let you eat my ‘noodle’ then, do you want to eat it? Hahahahaha, God Kun is too incredible at teasing Seventh Brother.”

“EAT!”

“Seventh Brother will surely eat it!”

“Hahahaha! 66666, I am done.”

When Xiao Ran saw the comments, he instantly understood that this world’s entertainment aspect a little different and such jokes had yet to be born.

This statement ‘I will let you eat my noodle then’ had already been placed in the urban dictionary in his previous world.

He never expected it to become a new classic joke in this place.

Even Seventh Brother was flabbergasted.

She might be bold and might be part of the Douyu Three Flirts, but… this kind of words.

Filthy Demon Kingggg!!!!

But Seventh Brother wasn’t so popular for no reason. She gave God Kun a lovely glance and spoke with profundity, “If God Kun is going to feed his ‘noodle’ to me personally, of course, I will eat it. And I will eat it very gladly!”

…

This time, it was Xiao Ran’s turn to collapse.

God damn, no wonder she is the leader of the Douyu Three Flirts!!!

“Erm… that. I will ask you out on a solo date next time and let you eat my ‘noodle’.” Xiao Ran finished his statement and fled.

This female hooligan is truly aggressive, I can’t take it anymore!

“Haha, God Kun is too cowardly.”

“My great God Kun tried to tease but was countered!”

“No way, I am dropping my subscriptions, this is too shameful!”

“God Kun, hurry up and ask Seventh Brother on a date. Live stream the feeding of your ‘noodle’ to her!!”

…

Xiao Ran watched as these unloyal people started to mock at him. As a man, he definitely had to regain some face.

“Okay okay, I didn’t make proper preparations earlier. This time, this time I will use all my strength and ability to tease and shall not be defeated!” Xiao Ran spoke with extreme dominance.

“66666! Which room is God Kun preparing to inspect? My popcorn is ready.”

“Is the room inspection going to start again? Melon seeds, cigarettes, and beer are all ready. Will you please move your leg away?”

“Kaka, tease Kaka. Let’s tease all of the Douyu Three Flirts before talking about anyone else.”

“Yea yea yea, Kaka has big boobies. I am begging for the host to tease her and make her boobs slip!”

“Alright! Let’s tease Kaka then!” Xiao Ran laughed heartily and spoke like an overlord.

He immediately clicked into Kaka’s streaming room.

‘Once the ball is sold, the fishballs will follow.’
(TL note: It is a saying that once the breasts are shown, the money will follow)

While Kaka was one of the most popular ‘Ball Selling Host’.

After entering the streaming room, before Xiao Ran could even speak, his fans had already started to campaign for him.

“Hey Hey Hey! All idlers please leave, my God Kun is here to stream how he teases girls.”

“Yea Yea yea! All idlers please get lose and give way to my God Kun.”

“We are honored by God Kun’s arrival. God Kun has unbounded magic and almighty abilities.”

“From now on, whoever speaks again is my son.”

“Whoever speaks again is my grandson.”

“Whoever speaks again is my great-grandson.”

“Whoever speaks again is my great-great-grandson.”

“Woof Woof Woof!”

“66666666, the ones above are incredibly 6666!”

“Unlimited 66666!”

These group of useless people. How can they speak of my objective in such an upright and straightforward manner? 

Xiao Ran simply wanted to strangle these useless fools!

I am streaming myself teasing girls, but the f**k, can you be a little more discreet?

“Cough Cough.” Xiao Ran coughed and immediately conducted the room inspection on Kaka.

When there were two streaming rooms like this, they would be connected and could speak mutually.

“Hello, Ballballl, oh, not right, Kaka.”