Immortal Realm’s Smuggling Kingpin - Chapter 40

Chapter 40: Untitled

When Immortals dual cultivated, husband and wife often slept together in the same bed for thousands of years. It was impossible for them not to get tired of each other aesthetically. Dual cultivation. Since it’s dual cultivation, how can it be done without copulation? A mortal suffers from the ‘three-year pain and the seven-year itch[1].’ Couples would eventually tire of each other, and the number of times they copulated would decrease drastically. However, this was not the case for Immortals. It was not just a matter of physical need; it also affected their Immortal cultivation progress!

What were they to do then? Naturally, the couple tried all means to increase the husband’s libido. If the fires of lust did not burn brightly, how were they to dual cultivate?

Sexy lingerie was undoubtedly a new thing in the Immortal Realm. If wives wore sexy lingerie and appeared in front of their husbands, husbands who have been bored after seeing their wives for thousands of years might have a sudden surge of libido! This was a huge market. Luo Qian had never noticed it, and he couldn’t help but regret it secretly. Fortunately, Li Fei’er had inadvertently reminded him.

“Hahaha…” He took the opportunity to give Li Fei’er a hug as revenge for always threatening himself with violence. Then, before Li Fei’er could react, he quickly let go.

“Ah!” Li Fei’er screamed.

Luo Qian quickly said, “Fei’er, you handled this matter very well… Yes, I can provide your third aunt with a set of sexy lingerie for free, but you have to tell me her size at least.”

Li Feier was surprised at Luo Qian’s rare generosity, and she actually ignored Luo Qian’s improper hug. Then, she blinked. “They have sizes?”

Luo Qian was taken aback. “Of course, don’t you think that yours are bigger than others?” Luo Qian retaliated fiercely, gesturing with his hands in front of his chest.

Li Fei’er was embarrassed and snapped at Luo Qian. “Lecher!”

Luo Qian laughed. She always threatened him with violence, so he would repay her with lewdness. If he successfully set up this deal, he would let her threaten himself a few more times!

Although Li Fei’er was annoyed, she really didn’t know that there were sizes for such things. She was a child born in the Immortal Realm and obviously didn’t know anything about underwear size.

Li Fei’er went back bashfully…

Stomping on the ground under his feet, Zheng Daoguang said, “This is the place.” It was the battlefield where the final battle between the demon and the Immortals was fought.

His deputy immediately said loudly to the dozens of Immortals around him, “Everyone knows what to look for? Let’s get started. Chen Chong, you stay and be responsible for the safety of Sir.”

Chen Chong nodded and stood behind Zheng Daoguang faithfully.

The traces of that day’s battle were plainly visible. The Eight-sided Sky Array was arranged like eight trigrams. The positions of each clan’s and sect’s members were still distinguishable.

These Immortal officials were all powerful subordinates who had been with Zheng Daoguang for a long time. They had served in the Imperial Guard for many years and were very experienced. They spread out. Each person then took out their own unique Immortal Artifacts and began to investigate. These Immortal Artifacts were just some crude auxiliary tools that they had refined. For example, the ‘magnifying lens’ was similar to a magnifying glass, but the effect was many times stronger.

Zheng Daoguang himself was not idle. He wandered into the Eight-sided Sky Array and carefully inspected the position where each Immortal had stood. With the Eight-sided Sky Array as the center, his subordinates spread out and moved tens of meters outward as they searched. Only Zheng Daoguang and Chen Chong were left in the center.

Zheng Daoguang was a careful person who did not leave out any details. He would squat down to inspect whatever looked suspicious. Chen Chong, who followed behind him, suddenly heard Zheng Daoguang exclaim softly as he squatted down. Chen Chong was curious and stretched out his head to look. He saw Sir Zheng reaching out to touch the ground and was shocked. It was a critical juncture, and he had no time to worry about the many courtesies. He reached out and pushed Zheng Daoguang away. “Sir!”

It was a very strong push. Zheng Daoguang’s hand barely brushed across the spot before he fell. He rolled twice, wretchedly, before coming to a stop. From afar, Zheng Daoguang’s deputy saw what happened and was furious. He rushed over and shouted, “Chen Chong, are you crazy!”

Chen Chong ignored him. Instead, he rushed to the front and helped Zheng Daoguang up before explaining in a hurry. “Sir, time was of the essence. I hope you will forgive me. Look, on the surface, this patch of ground looks just like any other, but in fact…”

He had everyone move 100 meters away from the spot before gathering his Immortal energy in his palm and hitting that patch of ground. Suddenly, the ground undulated like a water wave, and—

Boom!

There was an explosion! Fortunately, Chen Chong was well prepared, and a bowl-shaped containment enchantment limited the explosion’s power to a safe range. After the hidden thunder exploded, a pit more than ten meters wide was left on the ground!

“This is a ‘hidden thunder.’ The structure is simple; its power varies according to the cultivation level of the person who sets it. Although it can’t hurt you, Sir, it will be a little troublesome if it blows up under you,” said Chen Chong.

Everyone had seen the power of the hidden thunder. Although Chen Chong said ‘it can’t hurt you, Sir’ in order to preserve Zheng Daoguang’s dignity, everyone could see that even with Zheng Daoguang’s cultivation level of the Fourth Order, he would likely be seriously injured or possibly even killed.

Zheng Daoguang turned pale, and he patted Chen Chong’s shoulder lightly. “Well done. Chen Chong, you saved my life. I will take note of your merit.” He looked at everyone and asked, “Who knows which sect or clan was guarding this position that day?”

Everyone thought about it, then one of the Immortal officials said, “Sir, I remember that it was the Weapons Sect.”

Zheng Daoguang waved his hand. “Let’s go to the Weapons Sect!”

The deputy stepped forward and asked, “Sir, what did you find?”

Zheng Daoguang nodded and said quietly, “Obvious footprints have been left on all the positions—it shows that everyone in the formation was fighting hard against the demon. Only this set of footprints are fluttery and light. It shows that this person is extremely highly skilled! Also, he was standing in the position of an ordinary disciple, don’t you think it is strange?”

…

Li Fei’er returned soon. Haltingly, she said, “Boss, my third aunt said that she doesn’t know it herself.”

Luo Qian said helplessly, “What do we do then? How about you help me measure her?”

“How do we measure?”

Luo Qian took out a rope and gestured for a long time about going under the armpit and above her bosom. The only thing his explanation achieved was a furiously blushing Li Fei’er, who didn’t even dare lift her head. In such a situation, how could Li Fei’er calm down and listen to him? Luo Qian explained for a long time, but Li Fei’er still didn’t understand. Luo Qian said angrily, “Raise your hand!”

Li Fei’er raised her arm obediently, and Luo Qian walked behind her, embracing her chest! Li Fei’er stood there in a daze and then suddenly snapped out of it. How did she let the bastard take advantage of her again! She was furious and about to erupt when Luo Qian said loudly, “Do you get it now?”

Li Fei’er looked down and saw that there was a rope around her chest.

“It can’t be too tight or too loose; otherwise the measurement won’t be accurate,” said Luo Qian as he moved the rope loop to let Li Fei’er feel for herself.

A strange sensation bloomed in her chest. In a confused stupor, Li Fei’er answered with an affirmative, and Luo Qian shooed her off again.

This time, Luo Qian really didn’t think much into it. It was really caused by Li Fei’er’s ‘stupidity.’ After chasing the well endowed, but silly girl out of the cave, Luo Qian finally realized something. I had a great opportunity for revenge! How could I let it go just like that?

“Old Luo?” Du Lengning poked his head in furtively.

Luo Qian couldn’t help but laugh. “What are you doing so sneakily?”

Du Lengning smiled knowingly and punched him hard. “I can’t tell just from looking at you. Old Luo, you really have a way with girls.”

“What are you talking about?” Luo Qian secretly fretted.

Sure enough, Du Lengning said, “Still pretending? I saw everything—all the hugging. When the young lady left, her face was still red.”

“It’s not what you think…”

Du Lengning waved him off with an understanding look. “You don’t need to explain it to me!”

Luo Qian was happy. It’s fine if I don’t have to explain. Anyway, the female involved isn’t Li Xuexiao.

“By the way, why are you looking for me?” Luo Qian asked.

Du Lengning plonked himself down on a chair and poured himself a cup of tea. “Matter? Nothing much. The Immortal Beast belonging to one of my father’s old friends recently became ill. He consulted various famous doctors, but there has been no improvement. Father thought of our pharmacy and asked me to ask you if we have any elixirs that can treat its symptoms. Don’t I know what kind of elixirs we have? However, I can’t tell Father that. Thus, I have no choice but to ask you to take a trip there and let his friend see that I have done my best.”

Du Lengning was drinking from his teacup when he saw Luo Qian approaching.

Luo Qian raised the teapot to take a sip from the spout.

Du Lengning looked at his teacup and felt disgusted. “Tell me this is the first time you are doing this.”

Luo Qian smiled. “This is my personal teapot. Who asked you to pour a drink from my teapot?”

Du Lengning shook his head and poured out the tea. “You! I really wish I could kill you with a punch.”

“That old friend of your father doesn’t seem very powerful. He can’t even cure his Immortal Beast. However, it doesn’t matter. If it dies, he can look for another one.”

Du Lengning shook his head. “You’re wrong. That old gentleman is very well-known in the Immortal Realm, but the Immortal Realm’s famous doctors all specialize in treating people. There aren’t any who treat beasts. They already gave him ample respect by not kicking him out when he brought his Immortal Beast to them. The key point is, he’s a Beast Cultivator. This Immortal Beast has been with him for almost 1,000 years. Twenty percent of his combat prowess lies with his Immortal Beast. If his Immortal Beast dies, his strength will be greatly reduced.”

Luo Qian didn’t really care. He said casually, “It’s sick? Make it take some medicine via injection then.”

“Injection?” Du Lengning looked confused.

Luo Qian realized that Immortals didn’t know about injections. He explained it to Du Lengning in detail, and Du Lengning waved it off. “It’s useless. That Immortal Beast is a ‘Clearwater Kirin.’ It’s covered in a bone carapace. Average Immortal Artifacts can’t even pierce its skin. A tiny needle would break before it even penetrates.”

Luo Qian’s heart jolted. Didn’t he have a powerful syringe? Should he give it a try? He glanced at Du Lengning and asked, “Who is your father’s old friend?”

“Zhao Xihe, the elder of Zong Heng Sect.”

Luo Qian was taken aback. “Zhao Xihe, one of the Immortal Realm’s top nine Beast Cultivators?”

“Exactly.”

Luo Qian began to calculate. If he managed to get on the good side of such a powerful person, it might be beneficial for him in the future. Besides, the man was the elder of one of the Immortal Realm’s six greatest martial art sects. He might be very helpful to his business.

“Let’s go. Bring me there. I’ll take a look.” Luo Qian pulled Du Lengning.

Du Lengning was taken aback. “Old Luo, don’t think yourself a doctor just because you opened a medicine hall…”

Luo Qian couldn’t help but urge him. “Hurry. Can’t I just go bask in some excitement?”

Du Lengning muttered as he was dragged out of Fushan.

[1] A chinese saying referring to the fading of the fireworks of love