I’ve Killed Thousands of People, and You Tell Me It’s an Escape Show - Chapter 13

Chapter 13: God-Level Parkour

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Peter was happy to see his new skills.

What he didn’t know, however, was that the NYPD had just ‘released’ four felons.

These four felons were also serving long sentences, the longest of which was up to 50 years.

When they came out, they first went to the fugitive program to collect their equipment and learn about fugitive Peter’s escape.

The only person they feared, Bloodhand Black, had not contacted the program team and did not answer the program team’s phone calls.

The felon was divided into two teams. One team was wearing a police uniform and driving a police car to patrol the streets where Peter might appear. The other team was wearing casual clothes and looking for fugitive Peter in the dark.

Right then, Peter was sitting in a coffee shop and drinking coffee comfortably.

He was sipping his coffee and reading a book. He looked like he was just a rich man enjoying his afternoon tea.

However, the audience exploded.

“What’s going on? The other fugitives are trying their best not to be discovered. Look at how relaxed the god is.”

“What do you know? This is the god. Not everyone has the temperament to remain calm in the face of danger.”

“We’re still negotiating. We can’t remain calm at all.”

“Haha, I just came from another fugitive’s live broadcast room. That guy was so miserable that he was forced to jump into the river by the pursuit team.”

As time passed, the fugitive program attracted a large number of viewers across the entirety of the United States.

Peter’s live broadcast alone already had millions of people watching the live broadcast.

“Why isn’t Peter running away?”

“If the god Peter is caught, it will be boring.”

“Exactly, we are all here to see the god.”

Just as the audience was brooding over the fact that Peter did not run away, a car stopped at the street across from the coffee shop.

Bloodhand Black sat in the driver’s seat. He had been following Peter for several days, including last night when Peter was at the nightclub. He was right across Peter’s private room.

This was an experienced hunter. He treated Peter like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.

Black already knew that the previous three felons had died. He knew that the New York police department would send out more felons. This time was no exception.

Through his eyes and ears in the prison, he had obtained information in advance regarding the four felons that the police department wanted to ‘release’.

For this, he had made preparations in advance.

Beep beep!

After a few ringing sounds, Blake heard a voice that he had not heard for a long time.

“Cole, you’re finally out. You should have guessed that I’m Bloodhand Black, right?”.

“Cut the crap. This time, let’s work together to capture that Peter.”.

“Peter’s location is at a coffee shop called raccoon on 18th Street. I’ll wait for you.”

Ten minutes later, the two felons who were driving the police car arrived first.

The two felons took out the tools to catch the fugitive from the car. They went around Peter’s field of vision and sneaked in through the back door.

Peter had already seen the two police officers. The corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

He turned around and pointed his middle finger at the police officers who were slowly approaching.

Huh?

When the two felons saw Peter pointing his middle finger at them, they instantly glared at him.

“You’re courting death! Catch him!”

One of the felons charged at Peter.

The other felon went around to Peter’s other side and took out his pistol to shoot Peter.

When Peter saw them approaching, he did a somersault and jumped over the table. He rolled through the window to reduce the impact when he landed.

Perfect!

The two felons were still stunned on the spot.

Peter’s perfect parkour movement shocked the audience in the live broadcast room.

“What, what’s going on?”

“Oh my god, is there something wrong with my eyes? Why did the god jump out just now?”

“This is considered parkour. The god is too amazing.”

“Quick, look at those two idiots pretending to be policemen. I’m dying of laughter. Everyone is dumbfounded.”

The two felons finally came back to their senses and ran out of the house angrily.

Peter was nowhere to be seen.

They immediately got into the car and used the car walkie-talkie to tell the other team that they had failed to capture him while reporting the possible escape route of Peter.

Peter, who had the god-level parkour, had not even paid attention to the cops at all.

What kind of joke would it be if he, who had the god-level system, was caught by such a nobody.

That would be a joke!

At this point, Bloodhand Black already knew that they did not manage to catch Peter, so he was not angry at all.

If these two idiots could catch Peter, then he wouldn’t have to follow him for a few days.

Strange, bold, and arrogant!

This was Black’s evaluation of Peter.

He immediately contacted his ‘cellmate’, Cole, and told Cole to go to the next block to surround Peter.

For example, if a fugitive was on the run, his first thought would be how to avoid being chased by the police.

He would subconsciously run to a remote block.

This was the first reaction of the fugitive.

After dozens of minutes, the three felons who had surrounded Peter blocked him in an alley.

The three felons blocked the entrance of the alley, all of them holding the big machinery used to catch the fugitive.

Stun guns and nets.

Peter smiled and looked at the three-meter-tall wall behind him.

He turned around and started to speed up. A few seconds later, he was five meters away from the wall. He used his legs to hop up and used the wall as a force point to jump over it.

The scene of Peter doing parkour and jumping over the wall was made into slow motion by the program team.

The audience in the live broadcast room exclaimed.

“God Peter is so handsome.”.

“God, marry me. I want to have a baby with you.”

“God, do you still need a disciple? I’m easy to teach.”

After Peter landed, he rolled and stood up.

He took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it calmly, and walked out of the alley in a relaxed manner.

The three felons behind him had just climbed up the wall and watched Peter, who was smoking, disappear at the end of the alley.

This guy knew how to parkour!

Peter didn’t take them seriously at all.

Peter knew that the current him was different from the past. He now had the biggest buff from the system.

It was just a few police officers. He didn’t care at all.

The audience in the live broadcast room was once again attracted by Peter’s fans.

“So this is the god!”

“The god has already dominated the battlefield.”

“The scene of the god smoking and leaving is so cool!”

The audience watching the live broadcast had shocked expressions on their faces.

The smooth parkour movement was completed in one go!

There was no sloppiness at all.

This was what it means to be on the run.

The two batches of felons had not managed to catch Peter, which gave the audience that the impression of awesomeness for the Escape Program rather than disappointment in their failure.

At this point, the program team announced the scene of a fugitive being captured.

This was the third fugitive to be captured.

In the scene, the fugitive was being pulled out of a river by the members of the fugitive retrieval team.

He looked at the camera lens of the drone with a bitter expression. He could not understand why he was captured so quickly.

If he had persisted for two more days, then he would have received 300,000 dollars for escaping five days in a row.

300,000 dollars!

“Haha, look at the bitter look on this fugitive’s face. He’s obviously unwilling.”

“There’s nothing we can do. He’s not the god Peter.”

Initially, not many people paid attention to this fugitive’s live broadcast. However, when they heard that he had been captured, a large number of viewers instantly came in.

All of them came in to see how he had been captured.

Haha!