Joyful Motherhood in a Rural Family - Chapter 399

Chapter 399: Chapter 399: Sisi Tames Her Husband
Liu Sisi glanced at him: “It doesn’t matter where he lives, what matters is whether you’ve forgotten to tell me!”

“What’s the matter?” Di Yelei looked confused.

Liu Sisi glared at him and pinched his ear hard, pulling it down: “Speak clearly, don’t pretend to not know, thinking you can avoid it by giving me a flowerless daffodil!”

“Ouch! It hurts… Sisi! How could I pretend? Be gentle, be gentle…”

Di Yelei cried out in pain, but his eyes were full of affection, and his mischievous smile appeared on his face.

“Sisi, my little kitten, if you want to punish your husband, wait until we are in bed tonight, and then slowly torture me. We’re outside now! Ouch, ouch, ouch. Little kitten, can’t you spare your husband’s dignity?”

“Pfft! -cough, cough… You still have face left?”

Liu Sisi couldn’t help but laugh, but released his ear as she said: “It’s all your fault! You made me, such a gentle person, lose my composure. You have to compensate me!”

While speaking, she looked around and didn’t see anyone witnessing their antics, which reassured her.

“Yes, yes, yes. Your husband will definitely compensate you. My little kitten, how do you want me to do it?”

Di Yelei smiled shyly, pulled her into his arms, and held her slender waist tightly: “By accompanying you like this, or like this, or like this…”

As he spoke, his big hand fanned the flames on her body, constantly roaming.

“You, you bastard! Let go of me now!”

Liu Sisi struggled, her face quickly flushed with embarrassment.

What exactly does this despicable man want to do, it’s daytime and outside!

“I can only think of kissing you, loving you, and savoring every inch of you…”

His eyes flashed a light, looking at the little woman in his arms who wanted to struggle but couldn’t, and raised his eyebrows with satisfaction.

“Enough, stop fooling around! I have a serious question for you, be serious!”

Liu Sisi forcefully slapped his iron arm; his arm was holding her so tightly that she couldn’t escape. She was irritated, so she raised her hand and twisted it hard against his arm.

“Hurry up and let go of me! I really have something to tell you.”

Her delicate voice rang in his ears, and her breath like orchids continuously caressed his ears, making Di Yelei restless. He looked at her tense little face, deliberately teasing her, just like teasing an angry kitten!

“Could there be anything more important than what we’re doing now?”

Seeing her rounded apricot eyes, he laughed in a “hehe” manner and finally released his grip, scraping her nose gently.

“Alright, alright, I let you go. Little kitten, tell me what you wanted to say to your husband?”

Liu Sisi was annoyed and slapped away the teasing hand on her nose.

“Be serious. Tell me honestly! Where did the 100 taels of silver you used to buy the carriage come from? Tell me!”

She had agreed to manage the household finances, yet he dared to secretly stash away money!

Where should her credibility as the housekeeper be placed?

“This silver was given to me by Xingyu yesterday. It’s not mine.”

“Really? Would that surnamed Zuo be so kind to give you silver?”

Liu Sisi had a disbelieving expression.

“He didn’t give it to me; he gave it to another colleague of mine. It was for official matters, so I didn’t mention it.” Di Yelei had a candid expression.

“…Why do I feel like you’re lying to me?”

Liu Sisi looked unconvinced, but she took the silver and handed it to him: “Here’s 50 taels of silver. Excluding the previous 20 taels, keep the remaining 30 taels. Since you’re working at the governmental office now, there will always be gatherings and stuff that require money. It’s more convenient to have some silver with you.”

“I don’t need that much…”

Di Yelei hurriedly pushed the silver back: “Even when I attend gatherings with colleagues, it only costs a little money. If I carry too much silver, aren’t you afraid I’d go flirt with other women?”

“You know what, I’m not afraid!”

Liu Sisi laughed proudly: “If I find out, I won’t have an adverse reaction. Instead, I’ll deliver you to your lover’s doorstep. How’s that? I’m pretty good to you, huh?”

“Are you really that good?”

Di Yelei raised his eyebrows in surprise.

“Of course it’s true, when have I, Liu Sisi, ever lied!” Her mouth curved, her face full of bright smiles.

“Chh! … Cough, cough! Sisi! Your husband knows you must be telling the truth, but could you be a little lighter? My waist must be turning purple.”

Di Yelei showed a bitter smile.

“You know, I wouldn’t just send you to her; I’d offer a gift as well. That is…”

Liu Sisi chuckled coldly: “I’d cut off your manhood and kick you away. Then I’d send you to her bed together. I’d like to see whether she dares to accept a man Liu Sisi doesn’t want anymore!”

Although Liu Sisi said it casually, the seriousness in her eyes was painfully sharp!

Di Yelei unconsciously clenched his legs, feeling chills down his spine!

Why did he feel pain in that certain place just by listening to her description!

“Ah! Little kitten, do you have to be so heartless? I am your husband, don’t you care about our happiness for the rest of our lives?”

“What should I do with a man who dares to betray me, Liu Sisi? Just kick him away! Hmph!”

Liu Sisi’s mouth turned up high, looking especially happy.

“I won’t hold your past against you, but from the moment you met me, if you dare to let me find out you’re cheating on me…” Her eyes suddenly narrowed into the shape of a needlepoint: “I’ll make you understand that little kittens have claws too!”

“Yes, yes, yes, my little kitten has sharp claws! How could your husband dare to mess around! Your husband can’t even handle a single kitten, where would I find the mood to provoke others?”

He lowered his head and looked at the 20 taels of silver, pocketing it and pushing the remaining 30 taels back into Liu Sisi’s hands.

“You keep this extra money. When we need silver, your husband will come to you for it.”

“But … If you don’t carry some silver, won’t your colleagues laugh at you for being henpecked?”

Liu Sisi’s eyelashes fluttered, her face innocent and adorable.

“How could that be! Who would say such nonsense!”

Di Yelei lowered his head, looking at the crab-like hand on his waist and loudly denying it.