Lazing Off In The Clan, I Awakened The Immortality System - Chapter 27

Chapter 27 I’m Sorry, I Need to Pee!

Bang Bang Bang ~~

Bang Bang Bang ~~

Bang Bang Bang ~~

There was a loud knock on the door.

‘F*ck, you guys still don’t want to leave? Hmph! I’m ignoring you.’ Lin Bei was speechless.

“Second Brother! Second Brother! We really need to talk to you. This is not a prank!” Lin Yanyun’s low voice came from outside the door.

“Speak! What’s the matter?” Lin Bei said impatiently.

A few seconds of silence came from outside the door again.

Lin Bei’s eyelids, which were already moving up and down, started to close up. He almost fell asleep. “We just want you to know that there was a terrifying explosion here.”Lin Yanyun paused for a second.

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There was no response from inside.

“Big Brother, Big Brother, is Lin Bei sleeping? “Little pudding, Lin Yibai, nudged Lin Yanyun’s hand. He raised his head and looked at him, who had a gloomy expression.

When he saw Lin Yanyun clench his hands, Lin Yibai was stunned. ‘What the hell is going on? Is he going to beat someone up?’

Lin Yibai still remembered how his uncle had dealt with him back then. ‘Didn’t I just bully his daughter? It wasn’t much. It was just a kiss on the lips. Anyway, that uncle was how Big Brother looked now. He gritted his teeth and chased me for an hour with a big stick before giving up.

‘I wonder how Big Brother is going to deal with Lin Bei. I’m looking forward to it!’

Just as Lin Yibai was fantasizing, Lin Yanyun, who was standing at the side, suddenly loosened his clenched hands. He swallowed the saliva in his mouth, and his face returned to normal.

He shook his head, took a deep breath, and said, ” “Second Brother, it’s good that you’re fine. Do you know where Third Sister is?”

His voice was quite gentle, and it was impossible to tell which person was furious just now. It was as if the person who couldn’t control himself was someone else.

“Hmm? I didn’t see her!” Lin Bei closed his eyes and said casually. What Third Sister? Who was that guy?

“Then look for her when you have the time. Little Brother and I will leave first to find Third Sister!”

The noise outside the door gradually weakened until it could not be heard at all.

“These two guys are always so naughty. Third Sister is missing? Where could she have been thrown to?” Lin Bei said disdainfully as he lay on the mat.

Even though Lin Shiqing had already fainted on the bed, she could still vaguely hear someone calling her name. Subconsciously, she reacted, but she was still under the blanket.

At that moment, a mechanical voice sounded in Lin Bei’s mind.

[ Ding! The Eternal Immortal Body has been upgraded to Level 3! ]

[ Ding! Reward: Eternal Immortal Body cultivation technique Level 1! ]

( Ding! Your realm has been raised to Qi Refining Stage Level 4! ]

Immediately after, Lin Bei felt a golden light appear around him. His body became more agile, as if a Thomas twist was a small matter.

He immediately felt refreshed. ‘Wow! It’s easy to be proud when you improve your strength. Look, I can’t sleep now.’

“How annoying!It’s better to lie down and count the sheep.”

“One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep… I have a hundred sheep.”

Lin Bei found himself feeling a little sleepy again. He couldn’t help but nod, expressing his relief.

After Lin Bei had adjusted his unstable state of mind…

“I’m gonna check my stats!” The familiar light green attribute interface appeared before his eyes again.

[ Character attributes page ]

[ Character: Lin Bei ]

“Stage: Qi Refining Stage Level 4”

Cultivation technique: Eternal Immortal Body Level 1 ( Heaven-grade ]

Attribute: Black-level Fire Type

Skills: Concealment (Activated)

[ Constitution: Eternal Immortal Body Level 3 (Activated) ]

[ Upgrade capacity: the one-to-one restored clone in the space will practice the Eternal Immortal Body. When the host is lazy, gluttonous, sleeping in, and slacking off, the physique will automatically improve. On the contrary, if the host works hard, the improvement effect will disappear. )

Hearing this familiar voice, Lin Bei immediately sobered up. He had reached Level 4 of the Qi Refining Stage. Before, he was only at Level 2 after working so hard.

“As expected, I’m the man of the goddess of fate!”

“Black-grade fire attribute skill… Is this the ability I tested this morning? I almost killed myself with a fireball! It’s a good thing I’m smart enough.”

Lin Bei looked at his personal information excitedly.

Bububu~~~

Bububu~~~

Bububu~~~

“Which f*cking b*stard is farting?! And it’s so stinky! What did it eat?!” Lin Bei complained, even though his face was facing down and he was lying on the cotton mat. “That’s not right! I’m the only one in the room! Then who was farting? Could it really be me?”

After that, Lin Bei rubbed his butt with his hand. He put it under his nose and sniffed it. It didn’t smell bad.

“I just washed my butt this morning. It’s very clean!”

Lin Bei didn’t think much of it, so he fell asleep again. After all, nothing was as big as doing nothing and sleeping!

Lin Yibai, who was blocked outside the door, scolded unhappily, ” “Big Brother! Why is Lin Bei so lucky? The house isn’t damaged at all!” After he finished speaking, he looked at Lin Yanyun, who had a gloomy expression.

Lin Yanyun didn’t say much, but pointed at the cracked ground.

“Big Brother, what are you trying to say? I don’t understand!” Lin Yibai looked at him in confusion, his two big eyes blinking rapidly. If he didn’t like to curse, he would look like a cute little kid.

“Look around you,” Lin Yanyun replied. After he finished speaking, he reached out his hand and guided Lin Yibai to look around.

Lin Yibai followed his hand and looked around, but he still didn’t understand what Lin Yanyun meant.

“Do you understand now?” Lin Yanyun asked.

“Yes!” Lin Yibai replied without hesitation.

“Do you really understand?!” Lin Yanyun asked, puzzled. Lin Yibai shook his head and then nodded. He stared at Lin Yanyun with a pitiful look.

Lin Yanyun’s entire body went numb. ‘F*ck! You motherf*cker! Why are you acting?’ At the thought of this, he could not help but take a deep breath and slowly let it out. Even though he had a helpless expression on his face, he still insisted on explaining.

“Did we experience an explosion of flames, a hurricane, falling rocks, and a crack in the ground?” After Lin Yanyun finished speaking, he looked at Lin Yibai, who had a puzzled expression on his face.

“I think I understand a little. Big Brother, you’re saying that Lin Bei’s house is completely fine after the disaster. And he’s sleeping, this idiot!” Lin Yibai said.

“Yeah!” Lin Yanyun’s gloomy face burst into laughter.