My Account Banned, I Drove Game Developers Crazy - Chapter 28

Chapter 28: Face Slapping Item

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

He activated the Face Slapping Lottery.

It was still the same familiar disadvantageous style.

In addition to the Face Slapping Points he had earned from his previous livestream, his Face Slapping Points had returned to around 10,000.

“Lottery.”

Zhou Tianhao muttered in his heart. The Face Slapping Points automatically decreased by 1,000, and the wheel began to spin.

Three.

Two.

One.

The spinning needle began to slow down and slowly stopped in an area filled with fog.

His eyes lit up. This was the third area that he had lit up.

He had only lit up [Random Skills] and [Money Bag of Fortune]. He did not know what the third area was.

Under his expectant gaze, the fog gradually dissipated, revealing its true appearance.

It was still in a very simple style, depicting a stickman being slapped by another stickman.

Below the screen, there were a few words:

[Random Face Slapping Tool]

Before he could react, the two stickmen on the screen suddenly turned into an animation.

The content of the animation did not change. One stickman still slapped the other away.

However, as the stickman flew out, a ball of light seemed to have traveled through time and space. It flew out of the lottery draw area along with the stickman’s flying image. The connection between the two was very smooth…

“System, you’re really good at this!”

Zhou Tianhao finally realized that the system was giving him a Face Slapping tool.

He tapped the ball with his fingertip, and it shattered. A piece of paper that looked like a shopping voucher fell into his hand.

“Why does it feel like I’m playing a capsule machine…”

Zhou Tianhao complained. Then, he picked up the paper and looked at it carefully.

[10x Slap in the Face Amplification]]

[Function: After a successful Face Slapping, this coupon can be used to increase the effect of the Face Slapping by ten times and return it to the host.]

[Note: Consumable, can only be used once.]

10 times amplification!

Zhou Tianhao’s eyes lit up. This thing was very useful!

For example, if he boasted to others that he had 10,000 yuan, but others did not believe him, he would take out 10,000 yuan to slap the face and use this coupon. The coupon would increase by ten times and return to him as 100,000 yuan!

If he had 100 million yuan in his hands, wouldn’t he be able to get 10 billion yuan with an increment coupon?

“One billion, ah, one billion. I can’t spend it all in my lifetime…”

Zhou Tianhao’s heart was racing, but he soon laughed at himself. Where was he going to find 100 million?

Unless he was lucky every time he drew the lottery.

Each lucky bag could give a maximum of one million yuan as a bonus.

This way, he would have an increase of nine million, which would be ninety million. He was not far from a small goal.

This way, when he drew the next increment coupon, he would be a billionaire…

However, he could only think about these things first. The probability of obtaining these things was probably even harder than winning the lottery.

“We can only use it when the time is right.”

Putting aside his unrealistic thoughts, Zhou Tianhao put the enhancement coupon into the system and continued with the next lottery draw.

With the enhancement coupons as a good start, he felt that there would definitely be more good things coming up.

There were still five areas on the wheel that had yet to be unlocked. He did not know what they were.

“The first time you came here with an increment coupon, there will definitely be more awesome ones in the future, right?”

Zhou Tianhao could not help but rub his hands together. He was fantasizing about a super lucky bag. At the very least, it would be 10 million. That way, he could go out and brag and become a billionaire in minutes!

The wheel spun again.

Three.

Two.

One.

The needle slowly stopped.

This time, they stopped in an area covered by fog.

“Nice!”

Zhou Tianhao was overjoyed. He stared at the wheel, waiting for the fog to disperse.

A gust of wind seemed to blow past the wheel, and the fog on it was blown away.

Gradually, the fog faded, revealing the contents of the area.

Zhou Tianhao’s eyes followed the fog from left to right and he couldn’t help but recite the words in his heart.

“I…”

“Really…”

“Yes…”

“Yes…”

“Thank…”

Zhou Tianhao: “???”

He thought that this person was stupid. You’re just a system, and you’re still playing with jokes, right?

However, when the fog dissipated, Zhou Tianhao realized that he had not finished reading.

The complete version was:

“I will really thank you for your patronage…”

“6.”

He was already a little numb.

This lousy system.

Just as he was about to say that it was a good start and that the next lottery draw would definitely be good stuff, the system immediately gave him a thank you for your patronage, which directly slapped his face…

It could only be said that this bug system should be renamed the Face Slapping System.

As for the words ‘thank you for your patronage’ on the lottery wheel, Zhou Tianhao felt that it was quite normal…

‘Normal my ass!’

‘You’re a freaking system!’

‘How could you have such a tacky choice?’

‘Can’t you be a little more cool?’

‘Can you open up the situation?’

“What lousy system? Why don’t you learn from the bad ones?”

Zhou Tianhao continued to draw.

It couldn’t be helped. It would be worse if he didn’t slap him. At least there was a possibility if he did.

The wheel continued to spin.

Three.

Two.

One.

The needle stopped.

This time, it was a familiar region. It was a thread-bound book, which Zhou Tianhao called a skill book. There were four words at the bottom of the book.

[Random Skill]

“Instructor, I missed you so much!”

Zhou Tianhao grinned. He had been abused by the demonic instructor twice, and now he wanted to get back at him for everything!

Zhou Tianhao flipped to one of the pages and looked at the title.

[Firearms]

The next moment, his vision turned black. When he reappeared, he was already in a shooting range.

There were many moving targets and fixed targets in front of him.

He turned his head and saw an invisible wall of air beside him. The Demonic Instructor was waving at him from behind the wall of air.

Zhou Tianhao: “???”

…

Zhou Tianhao’s consciousness reappeared in the rented apartment. He was gritting his teeth.

With the obstruction of the air wall, he couldn’t touch the demonic instructor at all.

“There should be protection. Damn it, don’t let me draw any more fighting skills, or I’ll teach you a lesson.”

After Zhou Tianhao finished speaking, he recalled the feeling of all kinds of guns and couldn’t help but reminisce.

With the help of the kidney treasure, he could almost ignore the recoil of the gun and only enjoy the pleasure of the firepower.

He looked at his Face Slapping Points and saw that he still had around 7,000 points left, which meant that he had seven lottery chances.

“It doesn’t matter if the others come or not for the time being. Give me a lucky bag. Otherwise, I can’t even afford to rent a house.”

Zhou Tianhao prayed for a while before continuing to draw the lottery.

The wheel spun.

Three.

Two.

One.

“I will really thank you for your patronage.”

…

Three.

Two.

One.

“I will really thank you for your patronage.”

Three.

Two.

One.

“I will really thank you for your patronage.”

“It’s almost done!”

Zhou Tianhao threw the pillow on the floor, shaking with anger.

He was like a gambler at the moment, always thinking that he could recoup his losses next time, but the system insisted on slapping him in the face and not letting him have his way…

“Phew-”

Zhou Tianhao forced himself to calm down.

The wheel continued to spin.

Three.

Two.

One.

[Money Bag]

Three.

Two

One.

[Money and Fortune Bag.]

Three.

Two.

One.

[Money and Fortune Bag.]

Three.

Two.

One.

[Money and Fortune Bag.]

Looking at the four bags of fortune in a row, Zhou Tianhao could not help but cover his forehead and complain,

“It’s really all an insider operation…”

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