My Best Friend Is Actually The School Diva Dressed As A Man - Chapter 29

Chapter 29 I’m Afraid That You’ll Discriminate Against Me

“I’m joking, I’m joking. I’m currently looking for a job.” Tang Feng stopped messing around and answered her question seriously.

“What kind of job are you looking for? Have you found one? Do you need any help?” Song Lele asked the questions in quick succession.

“You’re able to offer me a job?” Tang Feng asked curiously.

“Sure, I can… I can find someone to help. Tell me what kind of job you’re looking for.” Song Lele immediately guaranteed Tang Feng.

“I’m kidding. I’ve already found a job. The monthly salary is 100 thousand yuan.” Realizing that his friend was taking it seriously, he quickly explained to her.

“Huh? 100 thousand yuan? What kind of job is it?” Song Lele was audibly shocked by what he had said.

For someone who had just left university, the expected salary would be around a few thousand yuan.

The fact that Tang Feng had managed to secure a job with a monthly salary of 100 thousand yuan this quickly was simply unimaginable.

“Ahem, it’s better that I keep it under wraps.”

“What kind of job is it? Why can’t you give it straight to me?”

“I’m afraid that if I say out loud, you’ll discriminate against me.”

“How can that be? We’re good friends, why would I discriminate against you?”

“Fine, I’ll let you in on the secret, but you mustn’t tell anyone else.”

“Mm, don’t worry, I promise not to tell anyone.”

“Are you aware of a profession that usually has no customers, but when they do, those customers would pay handsomely. These customers all come secretly, and they’re afraid of being seen by others…”

“Huh? Young Master Feng, are you going to be… A gigolo?” Song Lele’s exclamation immediately came from the other end of the phone.

“Damn, your knowledge of the world is rather vast. To think that you’re aware of the gigolo profession. How impure of you, my dear brother.” Tang Feng immediately seized the opportunity to tease her.

“I… I heard about the profession from others. Don’t try to change the topic. You’re not really going to work as one, are you?” Song Lele’s voice carried a hint of sadness.

“You sound like you’re against this profession?” Tang Feng could not help but laugh out loud.

“I… I’m not discriminating, it’s just… Why? There are so many other jobs out there. Even if you earn less, there’s no need to do this line of work, right? What if you get sick…”

“Stop, stop, stop. Can’t you have better expectations of me? Who told you that I’m going to be a gigolo?” Tang Feng hurriedly interrupted when he realized that she was being serious.

“Huh? Isn’t that the job you’re going to take? But you just said…”

“I was going to say that I’m working as an appraiser in an antique shop. What are you thinking about? Can you not have such dirty thoughts?”

Tang Feng deliberately led her astray, and in the end, he turned the tables on her.

Song Lele was silent for a long time. She was probably angered by him. After a long while, she finally responded, “Smelly Young Master Feng, do you find it fun to toy around with me?”

“Don’t talk nonsense. When have I ever ‘played’ with you? I’m not gay either.”

Tang Feng felt that it was about time to simmer down. If he continued to provoke her, his good friend would probably explode in anger. “Alright, why did you call me? What’s the matter?”

“I was so angry that I almost forgot about why I called in the first place.” Song Lele bitterly spat before continuing with the main topic. “So, the situation’s like this, there’s a limited-edition sales conference for Pop Mart tonight at Qianda Square…”

“Wait, what are you talking about?” Tang Feng was a little confused and quickly interrupted her.

“It’s Pop Mart.”

“And?”

“You haven’theard of Pop Mart before? Keep with the times, old man.”

la.

“You’re automatically an old man if you’ve never heard of the brand?”

“Sigh, forget it. I… Young Master Feng, I’ll explain it to you for free,” Song Lele explained while looking down on him.

After explaining for a few minutes, Tang Feng finally understood that it was a trendy figurine brand.

“Alright, I’ve roughly understood what it is now. You may continue.”

“Where was I?”

“You were saying that Mart…”

“It’s Pop Mart.”

“Okay, Pop Mart’s offline sales conference.”

“Right, right. Pop Mart is holding a limited-time sales conference tonight at Qianda Square. I heard that there’s a chance of winning a Molly 1000% Earth series figure from their blind boxes!”

“Wait a minute, what’s this molly earth thing you’re talking about?” Tang Feng had to interrupt her again. He was starting to think he was actually as out of date as Lele had claimed him to be earlier. After all, he did not understand anything she was talking about.

“The Molly 1000% Earth figures are a hidden series of figures from Pop Mart. There are only 2,500 of them around the world. They’re extremely rare to come by.” Song Lele hurriedly explained to him.

Tang Feng rolled his eyes and asked impatiently, “So, what does it have to do with

me?”

Song Lele hurriedly said, “I have a friend who really wants the figure, so she’s asking you to open the blind box for her.”

Tang Feng was even more confused. “What do you need me for? Can’t you open it yourself?”

“She heard about you and knows that you’ve been extremely lucky these past two days. You’re practically luck incarnate at this point, so she’s hoping to take advantage of your luck.” Song Lele explained.

“Can I refuse?” Tang Feng had no intention of participating on a rich girl’s whims.

“No!” Song Lele firmly denied.

“Is your friend a man or a woman?” Tang Feng was silent for a moment before asking again.

“A woman. Why?” Song Lele was a little puzzled.

“Is she pretty?”

“Yes.”

“Do they have a boyfriend?”

“No.”

“Then I’ll go.”

Tang Feng suddenly changed his mind. This time, it was his good friend Song Lele’s turn to be unhappy. “Young Master Feng, what exactly are you planning?” Tang Feng immediately chuckled. “I’m not going to do it for free. Seeing as she’s still single, I’ll do my God-given duty to…”

“Slam!”

Before he could finish his sentence, his best friend had already hung up the phone.

“Oh? She’s actually angry?”.

Tang Feng scratched his head gloomily. What was she angry about?

I wonder, could I coax her with a lollipop?

After a while, he received a text message from Song Lele.

The text message was very simple. There was no nonsense. There was only one address.

There was not even a single emoji. This was a rather erratic behavior from her.

It seemed that she was really angry.