My Brothers Are Geniuses While I’m The Useless One

Chapter 12: The Most Good-Looking Man on Earth

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

“Hey! Save some food for me!” Jun Lansheng got anxious as he waved his chopsticks at them and begged for mercy.

“Hottie, your cooking is awesome.” After Gu Fenghua was done eating, she wiped her lips gracefully as she commended his good work.

Luo Enen nodded as well. This meal was so tasty that she almost ate her tongue altogether.

That goes without saying. No one else on earth is as good-looking as me. Look at how handsome and talented I am…” bragged Jun Lansheng cockily when he heard the praise Gu Fenghua had for him.

Gu Fenghua’s lips twitched. Hang on. That was not what she meant. He seemed to have missed her point completely. She had clearly praised him for the cooking and not his looks!

Luo Enen rolled her eyes as well. She had never encountered anyone as narcissistic as him. Since he was a lump of lard, how could he have the cheek to say this? Big Fatty was clearly shameless!

“Leave the dishes to us,” said Gu Fenghua after she was done with lunch. Despite stating it in plural, she was only referring to Luo Enen alone.

Luo Enen naturally knew her place. Since she was living off Gu Fenghua, she had to work hard. The moment Gu Fenghua mentioned this, she rolled her sleeves and squatted by the side to clean the dishes diligently. If she did a good job, she could get more snacks. Luo Enen felt supremely motivated just thinking about this.

“Oh yes. This is for you.” Gu Fenghua retrieved a book from her interspatial bracelet and handed it to Jun Lansheng.

“What’s this?” Jun Lansheng took the book quizzically. He was initially nonchalant. After he flipped two pages of the book, his eyes opened wide and sparkled as he read the book and was completely entranced.

Luo Enen caught sight of Jun Lansheng looking at the book with rapture when she came back from doing dishes. She blinked and asked Gu Fenghua, “What is he doing? Doesn’t he feel bad about reading porn with us around?” Judging from the way his eyes were gleaming with lust, he was definitely reading porn.

“Those are recipe books.” Gu Fenghua glanced at Luo Enen. She seemed to have gained some immunity from the shocking things that Luo Enen would say from time to time.

“Where did these recipe books come from? Most of these dishes are unheard of.” Jun Lansheng held the recipe book like it was a treasure as he walked over and asked Gu Fenghua excitedly.

“My brother gave me a bunch. If you want them, you can have them all on condition that you will cook for us from now on,” said Gu Fenghua as she narrowed her eyes. She had gotten Jun Lansheng at his Achilles’ heel. He was obsessed with cooking and an absolute foodie! After having a taste of Luo Enen’s nonexistent cooking skills, Gu Fenghua felt as though he was a ray of light.

“Is there more?” Jun Lansheng opened his mouth wide with slobber almost flowing from it. He hastily flattered Gu Fenghua, “You are my savior! Fenghua, you’re the best!”

Was this necessary? Luo Enen was only interested in eating and not cooking, so she could not understand Jun Lansheng’s joy.

“If someone gave you a mountain of gold, would you get excited?” Gu Fenghua looked at Luo Enen as though she was a retard once more. However, she kindly explained things to Luo Enen this time.

Luo Enen’s eyes instantly lit up before they gleamed greedily.

Gu Fenghua swiftly took out a mirror and held it in front of Luo Enen. Luo Enen promptly saw that she had the same expression as Jun Lansheng. She turned to look at Jun Lansheng as his face flushed red. Luo Enen could not help feeling regretful about her disdain towards him. A thought promptly rose in her mind that it was no wonder they were friends. Then she insisted she was nothing like him and shook her head hastily.

“I have no problem cooking for you two.” Jun Lansheng nodded swiftly as he touched the recipe book non-stop. He had no idea how the drawings in the book were done but they were absolutely lifelike and made him want to eat just by looking at them. He wanted to try cooking the dishes in the recipe book right away and reached for his wok.

“Hang on. We are already full. Why don’t we think about where to go next?” Gu Fenghua immediately knew what Jun Lansheng wanted to do and quickly stopped him.

The three of them sat down together and started to discuss the route and plan the next stop.

“I heard there are a lot of rare herbs here. Over here, there is ore. As for here, there is ore that suits weapon crafting. Where shall we go?” Jun Lansheng pointed at three spots that were marked on the map. If they wanted to do well, they naturally had to take risks.

“Since point A and C are close to each other, we should go to them both,” suggested Gu Fenghua. “More importantly, the people who can make it there must be pretty powerful. They must be the ones going around snatching up the tokens unscathed. We should do everyone a favor by taking them out and robbing them.” Gu Fenghua justified her point.

Luo Enen and Jun Lansheng contemplated in their heart. Gu Fenghua must be the only person capable of justifying robbery so creatively.

“I agree.” However, Luo Enen nodded enthusiastically.

“Then it’s all settled. I heard that the team that comes in first will receive a prize for the exercise. I wonder what it is. I am really looking forward to finding out.” Jun Lansheng rubbed his hands with eyes glinting as though they were number one.

“Uh huh. If we cleaned more people out on our way to the destinations on the map, it should not be a problem.” Gu Fenghua felt they were bound to come in first.

Luo Enen blinked. What gave them the confidence? Despite her griping, Luo Enen strangely felt certain that they would win.

“Clean them out?” It was the first time Jun Lansheng heard this, so he felt puzzled.

“You will find out soon enough.” Luo Enen rubbed her palms. She seemed to have a penchant for swiping things from others and was gradually getting addicted.

Jun Lansheng finally found what cleaning others out meant. Also, he fell in love with the activity more quickly than Luo Enen did.

“You sure have a lot of enemies.” Jun Lansheng was now capable of cleaning out backpacks deftly. This was already the third wave of attackers. No, it was technically the fourth group of people coming after Gu Fenghua.

After he was done, Jun Lansheng, Gu Fenghua, and Luo Enen sorted out the things they had obtained and split them among themselves. All valuables were handed to Gu Fenghua for future use since her interspatial bracelet had the most amount of space.

“Why does this person seem so familiar?” asked Jun Lansheng perplexedly as he stood over someone that had passed out on the ground and studied her face.

“I’m surprised you recognize her,” said Luo Enen in shock as she came over and looked at the woman whose face was so swollen that she was beyond recognition.