Not All Heroes From Earth Are Bad - Chapter 10

Choi Hyun-seok threw a bone the size of his forearm.

Then, Bobo started running at a tremendous speed.

“Bobo! Catch!”

“Keuru!”

“Yes! Nice catch!”

Bobo flew wonderfully into the air and bit the bone.

“Hek! Hek!”

Bobo put down the bone and had a look of waiting for praise in his eyes.

Choi Hyun-seok carefully patted Bobo on the head.

“Yes. It was great Bobo!”

Did he like the praise?

Bobo swung his tail like crazy.

Boom! Boom!

Maybe because his tail was so big, but there was a boom every time it moved from side to side.

‘If I get hit by that, it’ll take at least four weeks to heal.’

Bobo, who was bigger than a big tiger, was very muscular.

His skin felt very hard and it looked like it was worn armor.

‘We need to stay on friendly terms.’

As Choi Hyun-seok smiled and patted Bobo as much as possible.

[Bobo’s favorability increased]

Choi Hyun-seok, who heard the system notification, was overjoyed.

“Nice!”

It’s already the fifth notification.

At this rate, it didn’t seem like it would take long to fill the objective’s favorability.

“Great! Let’s keep it up.”

There is nothing to fear once he completely trains Bobo.

Why?

Bobo is a cute puppy that didn’t even hurt the captain when it was in her mouth.

A pet dog cherished by Captain Hemi, the captain of the demon army.

And it was the pet keeper who held the second highest position!

“Following such logic, I’ll be the captain’s most valued pet keeper.”

Choi Hyun-seok said triumphantly.

Rachel, who was next to him, opened her mouth with a lot of wrinkles.

“Hero.”

“What.”

“Did you hit your head on the floor?”

“It was such a good atmosphere, why are you making a fuss?”

“No, what kind of logic is that!?”

“I don’t know! It’s going to be something like that! Right, Bobo?”

“Keuru!”

“Look. Bobo says so.”

“Aye! I’ll stop talking.”

Rachel shook her head.

Choi Hyun-seok ignored Rachel and patted Bobo on the head.

“Hold on a second. If Bobo follows me completely, my life in the demon army will bloom.”

Of course, he didn’t intend to hide behind Bobo forever.

It’s just a situation where survival is important right now.

It was good to use whatever was available.

“Ah. Don’t slopper. Haha!”

Bobo licked Choi Hyun-seok’s cheek with his tongue.

His tongue was so rough that his whole skin was torn apart, but Choi Hyun-seok laughed.

‘This is proof that we’re getting close.’

At that moment, Choi Hyun-seok suddenly felt the surroundings darkened.

“Huh?”

As he raised his head, a wide open mouth filled his view.

“Keuru!”

“Bobo! Stop!”

Just before Bobo could swallow him.

Choi Hyun-seok stepped back in a hurry and shook the bone desperately.

“Good boy~ Bobo! Let’s keep playing, okay? Yes? If you eat me, you can’t play with the bone, right?”

“Keuru…”

When he said Bobo couldn’t play anymore, he became disappointed and closed his mouth.

However, he seemed to be smacking his mouth with a wistful look again.

“This son of a bitch doesn’t even know kindness…!”

For as long as two hours, he threw the bone at him, but it was almost in vain.

Choi Hyun-seok took a deep breath and looked at Bobo’s expression.

‘Now the hunger clock is starting to ring.’

A great deal of time has passed since Bobo ate his coworker Hocken.

It was about time for his hunger to go off since he’s been running around with Rachel and playing catch with him.

‘Should I feed him for the time being?’

Although he didn’t eat it when Hocken gave it to him, it should be different this time.

Unlike Hocken, he became quite close to Bobo.

‘Also, Bobo is very hungry right now.’

It could be considered a side dish.

No matter how picky Bobo is, he certainly won’t reject this feed.

“Our Bobo! Do you want to eat?”

Choi Hyun-seok served a large bowl of meat in Bobo’s rice bowl.

Bobo approached it slowly and sniffed at the meat.

“Keuru!”

Bobo ate a mouthful of the meat.

“Chomp, chomp, chomp…”

“Yes! Good boy, Bobo!”

“Keuru!”

Bobo spat out the meat as it was.

Choi Hyun-seok swept his face with his hands.

“Fuck…what kind of dog’s taste buds are so picky…”

Bobo is more picky than Choi Hyun-seok had thought.

He didn’t think he would eat this meat until he was about to starve to death.

“In the end, I have no choice but to get other ingredients from the kitchen.”

If Bobo continues to be hungry he will be in trouble.

As time goes by he will look more delicious in Bobo’s eyes.

‘I don’t know when this ungrateful guy will turn around and eat me.’

Choi Hyun-seok, who was agonizing for a while, made a decision.

‘It’s still early, but it can’t be helped.’

Choi Hyun-seok approached Bobo.

“Bobo!”

Bobo, who was so depressed, turned his head at Choi Hyun-seok’s call.

“You want to go for a walk!?”

Bobo was so excited by the word walk that it looked like it was never depressed at all.

“Hek! Hek!”

As expected, there was no dog in the world that hated walks.

* * *

Repeul was a veteran soldier of more than 10 years in the demon army.

Nevertheless, he was never promoted and remained a lowly soldier.

Perhaps due to such a unique career, there were no demons who didn’t know the name of Repeul at the headquarters of the 3rd Legion.

“Are you talking about the coward Repeul?”

“Oh, that bald guy?”

“He hasn’t died after 10 years on the battlefield. He’s a very low-key guy.”

Repeul also knew what his reputation was like.

He was very unhappy with his reputation.

‘It’s true that I’m bald, but…I’m not a coward!’

Yes, he can bear to hear anything about his bald eagle-like appearance.

But he was never a coward.

“Do they know how many people have died by my hands?”

It was when Repeul clenched his fists and shouted.

“A human…?”

A man passed by in front of him.

Why was a human here?

This is the headquarters of the 3rd Legion of the demon army.

It wasn’t a place where humans dared to enter.

“Heup!”

The bald eagle Repeul puffed up his chest muscles.

He was posing as threatening as possible.

Then he strode toward the human.

“You there!”

“What?”

The human looked back with a dazed expression.

“Who are you? Why is a human loitering around here…”

Repeul, who was talking, swallowed his breath.

This is because his eyes met a giant dog that followed the human.

“I was taking Bobo for a walk.”

“B-Bobo…!?”

“

Repeul was surprised by the word Bobo.

There were no soldiers at the legion’s headquarters who didn’t know about Bobo.

This is because rumors about Bobo have spread widely.

“I heard he’s bigger than an ogre.”

“I heard he tore a troll to death in one bite.”

“You know Goren, who was hired as his pet keeper in the next division? He couldn’t last a day and was eaten.”

Of course, few soldiers have actually seen Bobo.

However, as the soldiers who were selected to be pet keepers disappeared one by one, rumors began to spread.

‘But why is that thing here with a human…?’

Bobo has been the most heated topic lately.

That doesn’t explain why there’s a human in front of it.

Soon, Choi Hyun-seok opened his mouth.

“

“I’m Choi Hyun-seok, assigned as Bobo’s keeper this time.”

Choi Hyun-seok reached out his hand.

Repeul shook his hand in a daze and nodded.

“Uh…I’m Repeul…”

Repeul’s smooth head was dripping with cold sweat.

‘Is it true…?’

Being assigned as Bobo’s keeper here was a kind of death sentence.

This is because no pet keeper has been around for more than three days.

‘Is the captain assigning prisoners to be pet keepers from now on?’

Repeul thought.

Perhaps the captain, Hemi, has issued a new order.

At this time, when Repeul was guessing Choi Hyun-seok’s identity.

Bobo, who was sitting next to him, smacked Repeul’s head with his tongue.

Shlick!

The rough sandpaper-like tongue passed his smooth head.

The look on Bobo’s face was as serious as a gourmet who was tasting his food before eating it.

“B..bo..bo…”

Repeul’s eyes began to tremble like crazy.

“Oho. Bobo, stop! You’ll get sick if you eat him.”

Choi Hyun-seok said while stroking Bobo’s head.

“He’ll get sick if he eats me…You’re joking, right?”

Choi Hyun-seok shook his head with a serious look when Repeul asked.

“He just swallowed my coworker Hocken.”

“…”

“By the way, Repeul, sir. Do you know where the kitchen is?”

Repeul hardened and desperately lifted his immobile arm.

“If you go straight that way, it’s the kitchen…”

“Ah. Well, I have to go then.”

Repeul stopped Choi Hyun-seok, who was about to leave.

“Wait, did you say you are Choi Hyun-seok?”

“Yes.”

“Do your best from now on. Even though you’re a human, I’m looking forward to it!”

“Thank you.”

Choi Hyun-seok bowed his head.

“This Repeul will keep an eye on you!”

Repeul tried to look as cool as possible as he turned around confidently.

‘Hu…I didn’t get caught, did I?’

He had unknowingly pissed himself when his head was licked by Bobo.

If it is known that he pissed himself in front of a human being, he might commit suicide in shame.

“I think it was a great performance.”

He showed his side as a very nice senior soldier.

The stupid human must be looking at his back with envious eyes without knowing that he was afraid.

* * *

“Who is that idiot? Why is he saying he’ll keep an eye on me all of a sudden?”

Choi Hyun-seok said while looking at Repeul walking away in the distance.

He seems to think it’s a nice pose to stretch his chest and waddle, but he looked pretty stupid.

“Yuck! Why did he pissed himself all of a sudden? The smell was very nauseating.”

Rachel curled her face, covering her nose with her hands.

“Well. Bladder problems?”

Choi Hyun-seok also smelled it, but it didn’t bother him.

No, it was a rather good situation.

“Operation success!”

He had made the right choice, that by taking Bobo he’ll be able to get to the kitchen safely.

‘There’s no one out of their mind who would dare to touch the captain’s pet.’

Aside from his potent strength, Bobo is the pet dog of Hemi, the boss here.

And no soldier would pick a fight with the shepherd unless they were crazy.

“Good. At this rate, we’ll be able to get to the kitchen and get Bobo’s favorite food. Then the whole current problem will be solved.”

“And then what?”

“And then?”

“Yes. Don’t tell me you’re going to end your life as a hero and remain a person who cleans up dog poop for the rest of your life?”

Choi Hyun-seok shook his head at Rachel’s question.

“It can’t be. I can’t die until I meet a blonde noblewoman and get married.”

“Ayah…that’s a noble goal.”

“Do you know how I feel!?”

Choi Hyun-seok shouted with anger.

“Okay, let’s get to the kitchen. We don’t know when Bobo will get hungry.”

“Right.”

At the moment when Choi Hyun-seok was about to walk in the direction of the kitchen.

“Wait a minute.”

“What?”

“Where’s Bobo?”

“Huh…?”

“

Obviously, he doesn’t see Bobo next to him right now.

Choi Hyun-seok looked around in a hurry.

However, no matter how hard he looked, he didn’t see any signs of Bobo.

“What!? Where is he!?”

“Hold on a second! I’ll go up into the sky and look for him!”

Rachel flew up into the sky as Choi Hyun-seok yelled for Bobo.

“Bobo! Where are you!? Bobo!”

“…”

“Bobo! Where are you? Our good boy!? Let’s play bone catch! Okay!?”

When Choi Hyun-seok shook his secret bone weapon.

“Hek! Hek!”

Bobo started running from afar.

“Whew, that took ten years off my life…”

He doesn’t know where Bobo had been but he looked quite happy.

“Aya. Where have you been, my child? You scared me…”

Choi Hyun-seok, who was talking, soon became shocked.

“Blood…?”

There was blood all over Bobo’s mouth.

He must have just come back from a pleasant meal.

“Keuru!”

Bobo burped nonchalantly.

Puk.

A pile of bones popped out of Bobo’s mouth.

“Bobo…did you just eat something delicious by yourself…?”

“Keuru!”

Bobo answered vigorously.

At the same time, a commotion broke out from afar.

“Ahh! Commander Regis is dead!”

“What!? Who was it!?”

“Find the culprit!”

In the midst of the disturbance, Choi Hyun-seok swept his face with his hands without saying a word.

“Sigh…haa…”

Before he knew it, Rachel whispered.

“Hero…this can’t be…?”

“Yep. I think we’re fucked.”