Not All Heroes From Earth Are Bad - Chapter 9
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Captain Hemi and her mammoth dog Bobo.
Choi Hyun-seok has to take care of it from now on.
Choi Hyun-seok, who suddenly became a pet keeper, was sighing and looking at something.
★☆★☆ Hero Quest! ★☆★☆
[You who became Bobo’s pet keeper!
Why must a hero do something like this…
It looks grim, but hang in there!
Even if you have to pick up dog poop!
For the time being, win over Bobo and survive – for the betterment of your future!]
Objective: Bobo’s favorability
Reward: 200 Hero Points
Unfortunate or fortunate, he had received a Hero Quest.
The objective was to gain Bobo’s favorability.
Unlike Reidrun, the reward was 200 hero points, which was a sizable increase.
‘I can’t believe I received a quest to gain the favorability of the demon army captain’s pet after receiving a quest to gain the favorability of a demon officer…’
He had no choice but to doubt whether what he was looking at was really a hero quest.
‘It can’t be helped. I’ll follow it for now.’
Anyway, the only way for Choi Hyun-seok to survive is to gain Bobo’s favorability.
Choi Hyun-seok took a close look at Bobo.
“It’s cute in its own way when it’s asleep.”
Bobo was asleep and drooling.
“Keuru…Peuru…!”
Maybe because he was so big, his saliva and runny nose poured out every time he exhaled.
“Am I going to be raising this big guy alone?”
It was when Choi Hyun-seok muttered.
“Nice to meet you! Little human.”
He heard a voice of something akin to boiling snot from behind.
As he turned around, he saw a stout goblin.
“I’m Hocken, Bobo’s keeper!”
Choi Hyun-seok jumped up and bent down to 90 degrees.
“Nice to meet you! I’m Choi Hyun-seok!”
And here he thought he would be alone, but it seems this goblin was his coworker.
However, Choi Hyun-seok didn’t like his coworker.
‘Why of all things it’s a goblin?’
The goblin Hocken didn’t look reliable at all.
‘I’d rather it be a big, vicious demon.’
Let alone help, the goblin in front of him felt like he was going to be a distraction.
‘Wait, come to think of it…’
At that moment, Choi Hyun-seok remembered what Hemi, the captain of the legion, said.
[My darling Bobo is still young, and he likes tender-skinned goblin! Hohoho!]
Choi Hyun-seok seemed to guess why this goblin was made a pet keeper.
At this point, it was very obvious that he was also treated as a snack.
‘If she’s going to do this, why make me a pet keeper? Might as well call me a meal box…’
Choi Hyun-seok sighed deeply.
“Sir Hocken.”
“What, human?”
“Are there any other pet keepers working with us?”
“No. They’re all dead.”
“Ah…right.”
He had expected it, so it wasn’t exactly surprising.
“Human! Listen!”
Suddenly, Hocken shouted, putting his hand on his waist.
It was an army instructor’s favorite pose to set the tone.
“
“Now I’ll tell you what you have to do as Bobo’s keeper!”
“Yes!”
Choi Hyun-seok was deeply impressed.
It doesn’t seem to be that bad to have a coworker?
The veteran goblin showed quite the spirit.
“We have to prepare Bobo’s meal!”
“Yes!”
Choi Hyun-seok gulped and waited for the next advice.
“…”
“…”
But no matter how long he waited there was nothing else.
“Is that all?”
“That’s all.”
“Hmm…”
“Do you have any complaints?”
“None!”
Thinking that it would be something difficult from the way the goblin put on such a serious expression, Choi Hyun-seok felt his irritation rising.
‘Have to hold it in…’
Fortunately, there was no mishap of him blurting out his thoughts.
Even though he looks like this, Choi Hyun-seok was a professional Korean who survived through a rough society.
“Sir Hocken. Do we really just need to prepare the meals?”
“That’s right! Meals! It’s very important.”
Hocken looked at Bobo with signs of uneasiness.
“If you don’t prepare Bobo’s meal, he will eat you.”
“Ah…”
Choi Hyun-seok nodded.
Thinking that he didn’t want to become a meal box, he felt like he had to prepare the meals seriously.
“Keuk! It’s already time. We’re in trouble!”
Suddenly Hocken made a fuss and shouted.
“We have to prepare the snacks. Human! Let’s quickly move to the kitchen.”
When Hocken grabbed Choi Hyun-seok’s arm.
“Keuru!”
Bobo woke up from his sleep.
Hocken scrambled in front of Bobo.
“Great and lovely Bobo. Did you sleep comfortably?”
Suddenly Hocken’s vocabulary was enriched.
“Keuru!”
“I have your meal here.”
Hocken held out a big bowl of rice that was bigger in size than him.
It was full of miscellaneous meat.
“Keuru…”
Bobo’s expression looking at the rice bowl wasn’t good.
An unsatisfied expression.
“Don’t you like it…?”
“Keuru!”
Bobo strode up to Hocken.
Salivating from his mouth, it was clearly looking at Hocken as food.
“Ah, no…!”
Hocken looked around shaking.
At the same time, he caught sight of Choi Hyun-seok, who was looking on blankly.
“Here’s a special human I’ve prepared. Great Bobo!”
Hocken pushed Choi Hyun-seok forward.
“Crazy goblin! What are you doing?”
“Shut up, human! It looks like Bobo wants to have a special meal!”
“Quit the bullshit!”
Choi Hyun-seok strode up to Hocken.
Choi Hyun-seok was the heavyweight champion of Earth’s martial arts league.
Overpowering a goblin who only came up to his chin was nothing.
“Ora!”
Choi Hyun-seok threw Hocken with all his might.
“Keek! Spare me!”
Hocken shouted as he flew through the sky…
“Keuru!”
Bobo roared vigorously and jumped up.
Pak!
Goblin Hocken, who was soft and easy to eat, went straight into Bobo’s mouth.
Crunch! Crunch!
“Pak! Pak!”
He could hear bones breaking and the chewing of flesh.
“Keuru!”
Bobo smiled and burped after the satisfying meal.
“You eat well…”
“
Hocken, a coworker who taught him the importance of preparing meals with his own body.
Choi Hyun-seok quietly honored his death.
* * *
Not long after Hocken’s death.
Rachel, who hadn’t been seen in a long time, was in trouble.
“Keuru! Keuru!”
“Kyak! Hero! Do something about this son of a bitch!”
“The words that are coming from an angel’s mouth…”
Bobo, like a cat chasing a butterfly, ran everywhere to try and catch Rachel.
Pak! Pak!
Bobo was very agile for a mammoth sized dog.
It can be seen how fast he was by the rising dust with every step he took.
“Hey! Take it easy. Are you going to take responsibility if he switches targets?”
“Is that important now?”
“Of course it’s important. The moment he gets hungry, I’ll be a meal box like Hocken.”
“I look like a fairy yukhoe right now!”
“Yukhoe… yukhoe sounds good. Ah, I want to eat yukhoe.”
It’s been a long time since he had proper food.
“Hero sir!”
“Be quiet! I’m thinking!”
On the surface, it seems like he’s thoughtlessly making lame jokes, but he wasn’t.
Choi Hyun-seok was seriously worried.
‘How can I feed this big guy…?’
The disaster in which Bobo becomes hungry cannot be allowed to happen.
“
Choi Hyun-seok can only survive when Bobo’s belly is full 24 hours a day.
‘Well, the good news is, I have exclusive use of Bobo’s feed…’
There was a warehouse next to Bobo’s house, which was piled up with all sorts of unknown meat.
‘But the problem is, Bobo doesn’t even bother to look at it.’
Bobo didn’t seem interested in his own feed.
Just like a moment ago.
Hocken held out a big bowl of rice, but Bobo didn’t even eat it.
It’s probably because Hocken looked more delicious.
‘I need some other food.’
If the warehouse feed was enough, Hocken wouldn’t have emphasized the importance of food.
“Keuru! Keuru!”
“Kyaak!”
“
“Hmm…think, Choi Hyun-seok!”
Despite the commotion around him, Choi Hyun-seok desperately wracked his head.
“Keuru!”
“Kyaak!”
“Hocken…feed…Hocken’s feed…Hocken is delicious…”
Choi Hyun-seok, who was continuing his thoughts, suddenly jumped up.
“It was before Hocken died!”
He remembered the last words Hocken had left before he died!
[We have to prepare the snacks. Human! Let’s quickly move to the kitchen.]
Prepare the snacks! Kitchen!
These two words should be the solution.
‘He’s been getting other food from the kitchen!’
It was clear that the secret food Hocken had gotten from the kitchen had filled the appetite of the picky Bobo.
‘But where’s the kitchen?’
Choi Hyun-seok has just arrived at this huge castle today.
As soon as he arrived, he had a meeting with the captain mouth monster.
And he immediately became Bobo’s keeper, which has a mortality rate of 99%.
There was no way he would know.
‘I can’t go around looking for it alone…’
As a human alone in the castle, he doesn’t know what kind of a disaster he’ll face.
Because the demon army basically hated humans.
Just a moment ago, Hocken showed his disapproval to Choi Hyun-seok.
The other demons in the army could be worse than that.
‘Think…Think of a way…!’
A way to get to the kitchen safely and get the food.
He has to find a way.
‘Should I ask the captain?’
Choi Hyun-seok, who thought of Hemi, shook his head.
‘No, I can’t.’
There’s no way the mouth monster cares about him.
It would save him the trouble of getting hurt for nothing.
‘Maybe the soldiers will even get mad at me for being insolent for asking to see the captain.’
Choi Hyun-seok, who was imagining his head going inside Hemi’s mouth momentarily, closed his eyes tightly.
‘Should I ask Reidrun?’
This had a higher probability of success.
But this method also has a problem.
‘I don’t know where Reidrun is right now.’
Unfortunately, Reidrun quickly disappeared somewhere after meeting Hemi.
Perhaps Hemi had issued a special order.
‘Come on, head! The best solution!’
Even at this moment Bobo is diligently chasing Rachel.
This means that the clock was ticking.
“Keuru! Keuru!”
“Kyaak! Get away, you son of a bitch!”
At this rate, he’ll soon be hungry.
The moment Bobo’s hunger clock rings again, his life will end as a meal box.
“There’s got to be a way…”
It was then.
“
Suddenly, something passed through Choi Hyun-seok’s mind.
‘The hero store!’
Choi Hyun-seok hurriedly opened the hero store.
Holding his breath, he began to look for something with full concentration.
After a while.
Choi Hyun-seok, who found what he was looking for, cheered loudly.
“I knew it!”
The identity of the goods were pet supplies.
* * *
There are basically two categories in the hero store.
[Hero Store Lv.1]
– Ability
– Item
Choi Hyun-seok checked the item category.
“
There were obviously all sorts of miscellaneous things here.
To explain the items sold in the hero store, it could be said that there was everything and nothing.
– Head pillow! A drug pillow that makes one fall asleep instantly!
– Combustible dry firewood!
– High-quality sleeping bag for sleeping outdoors!
Why on earth are there such things in the hero store? It was rather questionable.
Some even seemed rather impure.
– Gain an erection after one sip of this drink!
‘What the hell does the system think a hero is…’
They were items that made him wonder about the purpose of a hero, but that wasn’t important right now.
“As expected!”
Pet supplies.
He remembers seeing it when he saw the hero store earlier.
[Why the hell are there pet supplies? Huh!?]
[Hero, calm down! Won’t it come in handy somewhere?]
[What a load of rubbish!]
She had said it without thinking.
At that time, he got mad at Rachel for talking nonsense, but now he really intends to buy pet supplies.
– A huge bone that large dogs love!
‘I didn’t expect a day would come where this would come in handy…’
To be honest, the name sounds really useless, but it was the best item at this moment.
Choi Hyun-seok confirmed the detailed description of the item.
[Huge Bone That Large Dogs Love]
Description: It’s a huge bone that large dogs love.
Ability: Large dogs love it. It can attract the favor of large dogs.
Required Points: 30
Choi Hyun-seok laughed at the very vague explanation.
“It’s possible…!”
Choi Hyun-seok plans to survive first.
It was the start of the so-called operation Play With Bobo.