Pawahara Seijo no Osananajimi to Zetsuen Shitara, Nanimokamo ga Umaku Iku Yō ni Natte Saikyō no Bōken-sha ni Natta ~ Tsuideni Yasashikute Kawaii Yome mo Takusan Dekita ~ (WN) - Chapter 134

[Challenging the Impossible]

“Hurry, massage my breasts and make my them huge~!?”

“C-calm down, Elma!? That’s physiologically—or rather, potentially impossible!?”

“What do you mean ‘potentially’ impossible!? They’ve got to at least have some potential to grow!?”

You’re making such a fuss because they don’t, though…

It was when I gave up to Elma’s insisting me to massage her breasts.

“—Please get ahold of yourself, Saintess-sama.”

““!””

A manly voice echoed out of nowhere, drawing our attentions.

The one calmly standing there was—yes, it was Porco-san.

It appeared that Magmell had healed him with healing magic, and he’d made a miraculous recovery from the state of near-death.

As we were staring at him, stunned and mouth agape, Porco-san said with manly face, “No need to worry. This humble Porco will do his best to make your breasts grow into a splendid pair of huge breasts!”

When Porco-san finished his declaration and clenched his fist, Elma showed a hopeful expression, “Piggy…” and slowly approached him, but—

“Wait, you just wanna touch my boobs, don’t you!?”

――Pah pah pah pah pah!

“Abu obu abu obu abu obu!?”

In an instant later, she saw through his true intention and gave him a barrage of back-and-forth slaps in the face in fury.

“P-please wait a moment!? I-I can’t deny that I have such intention, but I do want to fulfill your wishes, Saintess-sama, honest!”

“…Hmm. You’re not lying?”

“O-of course! I mean, even someone as powerful as Exa-sama has given up. Hence if I can accomplish this feat—challenging the impossible—I believe I can surpass him as a man!”

“No, you won’t surpass anyone doing that…”

As I slumped my shoulders in exasperation, Elma nodded, “I see. I understand your resolve,” and then, “but what do you mean ‘challenging the impossible’!? Doesn’t that mean you think it’s impossible too!?”

――Pah pah pah pah pah!

“Abu obu abu obu abu obu!?”

She mercilessly gave him another barrage of back-and-forth slaps in the face.

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After some scenes I’d rather not describe, Porco-san was back to the state of near-death.

We were gathering on the first floor of the half-destroyed inn, discussing our plans going forward.

By the way, it seemed that Porco-san would be repairing the inn later with his dwarven power.

Honestly, I’d been worried about what to do with it, so I was glad.

But anyway, our original plan was for me to chase after the blackdollified ‘Axe’ Saint Boreios in Phoenix Form while carrying everyone on my back, but because of the previous battle, we no longer had leeway time-wise.

That being that case, we’d got no choice but to give up on the underwater battle centered on Tirna, and I’d be chasing after Boreios together with a saintess with the same rare skill as him and Shiva-san, just like how we’d been dealing with the other Blackdolls.

When we came to that decision,

“Well, well, what a shame!”

““““““……””””””

HAHAHA! Ophir couldn’t stop herself from bursting into laughter, and the other girls all gave her exasperated looks.

Well, if we went with the original plan, Ophir’s《Superior Arms》wouldn’t get a turn, so I got where she was coming from.

Of course, this made the risk went up, but to her, it was probably fine as long as it worked out in her favor.

“Hey, fatty! Yer pretty useful, ain’t cha!”

“Y-you flatter me. I’m glad I can be of use… gofu.”

Struck on the back by a happy Ophir, what little left of Porco-san’s life, who was already half dead, was reduced even further.

That aside, his face was totally black and blue from Elma’s beating, I wondered if it could get back to normal…

Right then.

“I wanna let ya touch one of my breasts as thanks, but… sorry. Both of them are exclusively my husband’s, y’see.”

“Gugigi…”

No, it wasn’t something you had to regret enough to cry blood like that…

“Ah, I know. Why don’t you touch the M woman’s breasts instead?

“Eh!? I can!?”

“T-there’s no way you can!? Or rather, why did you turn to me when you heard ‘the M woman’!?”

Receiving Magmell’s stare, Porco became embarrassed for some reason and he said, “I-it’s, uh, the air around you… so I figured you might have such a kink…”

“A-at any rate, all of me belongs to Exa-sama, so that’s a no-no!?”

“Gugigigigi…”

No, don’t glare at me as if you want to tear me to pieces…

Looking at Porco-san who seemed likely to turn into a Blackdoll again, I slumped my shoulders.