Porter of Two Worlds

Chapter 57: Their Daily Dose of Entertainment

Under the hot sun, Bai Yang was squatting on the steps in front of the villa and playing with Song Yidao. The game was simple, Song Yidao would call Bai Yang’s phone and Bai Yang would end the call every single time. The game had been ongoing for a long time and the two were playing it nonstop like two madmen.

“Haha, let’s see how persistent you can be. I’ve got plenty of time to play this game with you.” Bai Yang ended Song Yidao’s call yet another time and changed to a more comfortable posture on the steps.

But just when he was waiting for Song Yidao to make another call to his phone, a loud bang could be heard coming from the gates of the villa!

He looked up and saw an all-new BMW X6 ramming through the village gates and headed straight for him.

“For freak’s sake, Song Yidao, are you out of your mind! Are you trying to kill me…” Bai Yang hopped up from the steps and screamed at the incoming X6. Then, he quickly moved up the steps in evasion while shouting in his heart, Bugger, you can’t hit me, you can’t hit me…

And this bugger Song Yidao changed another new car…

The X6 slammed onto the steps and the airbags were deployed inside it. The front bumpers shattered all over the place as the car nearly drove up the stairs. Even Bai Yang could feel his heart aching in pain for the loss of the car.

The car door opened and when Bai Yang saw Song Yidao, he couldn’t hold his laughter and burst out laughing loudly. He pointed his finger at Song Yidao and said while running out of breath from laughing, “Did you got knocked out by a pig, or did someone slam the door on you? Oh wait, did one of your girlfriends kick you down from the bed? Hahahaha, I can already feel your pain by just looking at you. How did you survive driving on the road in your current state?”

Song Yidao’s left hand was held by an arm sling and a crutch was supporting him on his right armpit. He was limping when exiting the car and pointing his right hand at Bai Yang, he scolded, “Bai Yang, you little dog, why didn’t you just die. I’ve called you so many times but why did you hang up every single call?”

Bai Yang seriously suspected that Song Yidao had come straight from his grandfather’s residence. Else, with his current state, the traffic police would definitely stop him on the road!

“What does that have to do with you? Are we that close? Furthermore, you are not a beauty, why should I pick up your call?” Bai Yang rolled his eyes and said disdainfully.

“Bugger, do you know how many will come kneeling before me to beg me to call them? Do you know how many girls would strip themselves naked and lie on the bed waiting for me to call them? You are the only unappreciative fool that doesn’t give me the time of day. I should’ve just killed you.”

Song Yidao shivered with extreme anger, he chased after Bai Yang and waved his crutch in an attempt to hit Bai Yang.

“Cheh, you are the boss, you are a fuerdai, so what? That has nothing to do with me. I don’t feel like talking to you so I am not, what are you going to do about it, bite me? Every single second of my time is worth more than a dozen million dollars, do you think I have the leisure of toying around with you? Can you make up for my loss even for a second? Hey, hey, hey, stop, that’s enough of you! Chase any further and I’ll fight back, I won’t give you face even if you are wounded now.”

Bai Yang and Song Yidao were running and chasing around in the villa. Life was so boring, he needed to find some entertainment to enjoy himself. And Song Yidao was his entertainment now…

“I’m wounded, that’s all thanks to your workers! Come, let me release my anger by beating you first. Or else, I’ll use my connections to capture all your workers and throw them into jail…” Song Yidao couldn’t catch up to Bai Yang and so he started threatening.

“Cheh, I’m not the one going into jail. Do whatever you want, I don’t give a damn.” Bai Yang was not afraid at all. Suddenly, he saw an opening and quickly placed his feet out and tripped Song Yidao into falling flat on his face.

“Yidao…” A distressed cry suddenly came from the back and a pretty girl dressed in a cheongsam ran toward Song Yidao to help him up from the ground.

Woah, the heck, where did you come from?

Bai Yang blinked his eyes in bewilderment. He really didn’t notice there was another passenger in Song Yidao’s X6. Her presence was so low he didn’t even notice her at all until now.

“Hoi, Song Yidao, what a shameless creature you are. It’s only been a few days and you’ve changed another partner? You’ll one day die on a random girl’s bed and the cause of death will be severe kidney failure. If not, then one day, one of the girls will really deliver you stab in the crotch and make you a rare eunuch…” Bai Yang just couldn’t let any chance of roasting Song Yidao slip through his hands.

“Eff you, you met her that day before. She has been with me for three months already. I’m being serious this time.” Song Yidao got up and tried to chase after Bai Yang again.

Kiss my ass, do you think I’d believe you? Never trust a fuerdai’s words. Only an idiot or gold digger would believe your sweet talk…

Speaking of which, is it her that was with Song Yidao the other day? Damn, her presence really is so low that I can’t even remember her existence…

Bai Yang scratched his head puzzlingly but never really cared at all. He didn’t give any face to the fuerdai and pointed right at Song Yidao’s nose as he said, “Firstly, I do not own this villa, you’ve damaged other’s property so you’ll have to pay for it. Secondly, if you have nothing meaningful to talk about, please do get out of my sight. I’m a really busy man.”

“Damn you bugger, do you think I don’t dare to call two excavators and demolish this villa? Fine, fine, I’ll talk. Bai Yang, do you know, everyone has gone mad now?” Song Yidao gave up in front of Bai Yang, for once, he saw no meaning in continuing to argue with Bai Yang anymore.

“Gone mad? Who is? Is it a zombie apocalypse? Why didn’t I see any zombies on the streets?” Bai Yang looked around and said, showing his full distrust toward Song Yidao’s words.

But somehow, Song Yidao wasn’t angry anymore. He sat down on the steps with the help of his girlfriend and gloated happily at Bai Yang.

“My little grandson, you are practically a dead man now. Do you know, that day, my buddies and I shared the wine I bought from you. The boys couldn’t stop bragging about how manly they have become that night and the girls went crazy as they find their skin texture improved overnight and they become more sexually attractive. Everyone has gone mad now, searching for more of the wine everywhere. Do you know how many guanerdais and fuerdais in the province are looking for you? Oh my, everyone in the province is onto you now. You better pray they can’t find you or they’ll definitely tear you into pieces…”

I knew you didn’t come with good news. Your appearance always has something to do with the wine. I see through you, bugger!

After hearing the story from Song Yidao, Bai Yang wasn’t afraid at all. He looked at Song Yidao with a wily sneer and said, “I don’t know whether if I’d be torn into pieces or not, but I do know that I just have to make a phone call to the old scammer Liu Qingshan and he’d teleport here to reduce you into ashes. Do you believe that you are just a phone call away from death? Also, are you a pervert? How can you say a girl is more sexually attractive?”

“Then how else should I describe? Bah, whatever. Don’t change the topic. Oh freak, you win, you win, alright… What, why are you still looking at me? He has already picked up his phone, quickly help me up from the floor. We need to leave now. Oh, before we leave, write him a cheque of 10,000 dollars. What a stingy dog you are. It’s just a simple gate and you asked for so much.”

The moment Liu Qingshan’s name was mentioned, Song Yidao immediately surrendered. He had no choice. Anyone that wanted to meet Bai Yang had to go through Liu Qingshan. But Liu Qingshan wasn’t really the main issue, the main issue was actually Song Yidao’s grandfather Song Guotao…

“Eh, wait a while.” After he had his dose of entertainment, Bai Yang stopped Song Yidao and said.

“What else more do you want?” Song Yidao looked down on Bai Yang’s dirty little trick as he thought, Do you really have to fool around every single time before getting into the real business? What an arse.

“Since the wine is such a hit and I’m just in need of some extra cash, are you interested in becoming an agent for it?” Bai Yang squinted his eyes as he quietly deployed another scheme to plunder the rich’s wealth.

“What do you mean?”

“I am saying, I can supply you the wine with the price of a billion-dollar per earthen jar. You can act as the sales agent but you cannot tell anyone that I am the supplier. How about that?”

“Why don’t you just find dig your own grave and die inside? I can’t even afford a single earthen jar myself.”

“You can buy on credit first…”

“That’d work.” Song Yidao nodded smoothly.

“I’m just kidding. Keep on dreaming, kid. What if you suddenly run away with my stocks without paying? What can I do about it then, bite you?” But Bai Yang suddenly took back his words.

“Bugger, how about this. I’ll use my name to establish a winery and you supply your wine as the base wine. We will distill the base wine, repackage them, and sell them on the market. I promise you, we’ll defeat all the other wines in the world and become the no.1 sales of all alcohols in no time. You just have to sit down, lay back comfortably, and be ready to count your cash. Sounds good?”

Song Yidao was, after all, the son of a wealthy and successful figure, and the apple didn’t fall too far from the tree. His mind had many business ideas and worked differently to Bai Yang’s simple and ordinary mind.

“Only if I own 99% of the shares.” Bai Yang said with his mouth wide like an avaricious hyena.