Recently Dumped by Gold-Digger, Goddess Asked Me to Sign a Birth Consent Form - Chapter 224
Chapter 224: Chapter 145 I really don’t want a needle eye~!_1
After that, Ye Fan was mostly at home whenever he wasn’t busy.
He spent his days accompanying Bai Susu on walks, or taking care of her.
Of course, as parents, Ye Fan and his wife took extra special care of Bai Susu.
“Daddy, is there really a baby inside Mommy’s belly?” Ye Bing looked at his mom’s flat stomach and asked with great curiosity.
‘Of course, you all came out the same way.’ Ye Fan said with a smile, patting Ye Bing’s head.
It’s natural for children to be curious.
Adults are just as curious, after all.
“Daddy, how did the baby appear inside Mommy’s belly? How can one life hold another life?” At this moment, Little Second, Ye Qing, asked.
Indeed!
How did a baby just appear like that?
And how did they all come out?
Little Second, Ye Qing, was extremely curious!
Her large eyes were filled with a thirst for knowledge!
“Of course, it’s because Daddy gave it to Mommy, that’s why there’s a baby inside Mommy’s belly holding on,” Ye Fan replied with a chuckle.
These kids, really…
“Daddy, how could you be sure to put it in there, I want to know. Oh right, Daddy, why didn’t you put it in your own belly instead of Mommy’s?”
“Yeah, yeah, Daddy, why don’t you have the baby, why make Mommy do it? Also, Mommy’s belly is so small, how can it fit kids as big as us?”
“Right, how did it fit?”
One question after another was thrown out.
In that instant, Ye Fan felt as if the world turned dim.
With one question after another, how could he possibly answer?
Good gracious!
The curiosity of these little ones was overwhelming.
And he felt a little…
Ye Fan looked at the few little ones, feeling somewhat dizzy and his mind a little muddled.
“Daddy, say something!”
“Exactly, Daddy, just talk to us. Why are you not answering?”
“Daddy, do you not know?”
The eldest, second, and third were shaking Ye Fan while only Little Fourth sat to the side, watching the scene unfold.
Bai Susu sat beside them, a little stunned.
She couldn’t help it.
Ever since she got pregnant, Ye Fan had ordered the children not to get too close to her, saying they should be careful around the baby in Mommy’s tummy, and so on… He had warned them for quite some time.
As a result, the kids no longer dared to crowd around her.
Good gracious!
Could a child even have such awareness?
Back in the day, she had been on her own and had not been so delicate.
But Ye Fan was insistent.
He said it was an absolute must to listen to him this time!
Bai Susu had no choice but to resignedly comply with Ye Fan’s wishes.
After all, she knew Ye Fan was only looking out for her well-being, which warmed her heart.
This pregnancy had truly been a profound experience for her.
“Alright, you kids are going to shake your daddy silly if you keep at it. Just look at your daddy, he’s all dizzy and confused,” Bai Susu said with a laugh.
These little ones sure knew how to wear someone down.
But why was Little Fourth, Ye Jie, behaving so well?
It was rare to have one so sensible.
Come to think of it, something was off with Little Fourth, Ye Jie, this time.
In the past, she had been the most mischievous. Why had she suddenly changed?
“Oh, Daddy, we just wanted to know for a moment.”
‘Daddy’
The three little ones, hearing what their mommy said, finally realized, and looked at Ye Fan somewhat sheepishly.
“Look at what you’ve done to Daddy, you’ve been so thoughtless!” Little Fourth, Ye Jie, chided her older siblings with an air of aged wisdom.
Good gracious!
That tone, that demeanor, was practically no different from an adult’s.
Just in a smaller body.
Bai Susu burst into laughter when she saw this.
She knew it, Little Fourth could not possibly have become obedient all of a sudden.
It turns out she had been waiting for this moment.
“Ye Jie, don’t talk to us like that. Aren’t you also curious?”
“Exactly, you’re our little sister. How can you talk to your older sisters like that?”
“Little Fourth, why aren’t you asking?”
The three little ones looked at Ye Jie.
How could their little sister not be curious?
“What’s there to be curious about? Once we grow up, we’ll know. Besides, I feel sorry for Dad. Daddy is about to foam at the mouth from all your shaking!” Little Fourth said, hands on hips, clearly displeased.
Isn’t that so!
Just look at Dad’s face, how terrible it looks.
“Daddy, we’re sorry!”
“Daddy, are you okay?”
“Although you’re the little sister, you’re making a lot of sense. I agree, Daddy, I won’t bother you anymore!”
One by one, they instantly became well-behaved.
“Yeah, Daddy, I won’t bother you anymore either.”
“We all know we were wrong.”
The third child chimed in immediately as well.
Ye Fan finally had a moment of peace in his mind.
He shook his head, trying to clear it a bit more.
Good gracious!
He had nearly been overwhelmed just now.
His ears were just like… that thing, excruciating.
“It’s okay. Being curious is normal. This is nothing to fuss about. I will explain it to you slowly, but you must not argue. And remember, your mommy is still here, so you can’t be too loud, okay?” Ye Fan said softly.
“Mmm, we know now!”
“Daddy, I’ve got it!”
The little ones immediately began admitting their mistakes.
Each of them was still so sensible.
Mistakes can be made, but as long as they can be corrected, that’s good!
“Look how popular you are with the kids now,” Bai Susu said with a laugh.
“Isn’t that the truth, thanks to my wife,” Ye Fan laughed, got up, and sat down next to Bai Susu, tenderly smoothing her hair behind her ears.
“Wow, Mom and Dad are so loving!”
‘Yes, indeed. So gentle in front of us!’
“I can’t take this.”
The eldest, the second, and the third immediately said with a laugh.
Little Fourth crossed his arms, sitting on the couch.
“Have you no shame? We are children; we can’t see what’s not suitable for children. Be careful, or you’ll get styes,” Little Fourth looked away, refusing to watch his parents.
“Fourth, what do you mean by ‘styes’ and ‘not suitable for children’?”
“Yeah, Little Fourth, tell us about it.”
“Fourth sister, explain a bit, I want to know too.”
Ye Fan and Bai Susu listened, somewhat surprised.
They didn’t expect Little Fourth to know about things not suitable for children and styes.
Who taught her that, or where did she hear such things?
“Okay then, I’ll tell you. Not suitable for children means things that children shouldn’t watch or imitate, things that are bad for kids!” Little Fourth said proudly while sitting on the couch.
She looked just like a proud little peacock.
Seeing her like this, Ye Fan and Bai Susu couldn’t help but want to laugh.
Little Fourth was indeed cunning.
“Got it, Fourth sister, but what are styes?”
“Yeah, explain it to us.”
The little ones again asked curiously.
They found that although they were all kids of the same size and from the same parents,
Why did Little Fourth know so much?
As the older sisters, they didn’t know these things.
“To get styes means getting them from looking at things you’re not supposed to see. For instance, if we peep at Mom and Dad kissing or doing stuff, we shouldn’t watch. That’s not for us to see, so you get punished and get styes. A stye is like a pimple growing inside your eye, and when others see it, they’ll know you’ve been looking at things you shouldn’t have, which is very embarrassing!” Little Fourth said matter-of-factly.
When Ye Fan heard this, he was stunned.
Wow!
Little Fourth Ye Jie was extraordinary!
Her explanation wasn’t entirely right, but it wasn’t completely wrong either. It seemed quite reasonable.
Ye Fan even felt he might believe it himself.
Where had this little one learned all this?
Impressive, my daughter!
“Impressive, Little Fourth!” Bai Susu exclaimed in astonishment.
She was also very surprised.
Who had taught Little Fourth all of this?
And how did she remember it all?
But indeed, Little Fourth was quick-witted.
Bai Susu thought all her children were very capable and smart.
“Mom, instant like!” Little Fourth Ye Jie said with a smile to Bai Susu.
At this ‘instant like,’ Ye Fan and Bai Susu were both astonished.
“Ye Fan, what do you make of this?” Bai Susu turned to ask Ye Fan, who was seated beside her.
“I don’t know; maybe it’s from watching too much TV!” Ye Fan said.
He was also very surprised!
“Fourth sister, you’re so incredible to know all of this!”
“Exactly, so amazing!”
“Fourth sister, it feels like you’re knowledgeable and learned!”
“Despite us being siblings, why are you so outstanding, Fourth sister? You even know things we, as your older sisters, are unaware of?” Ye Qing pondered.
Yes!
We are all our parents’ children.
Yet you are so remarkable.
It’s like we all agreed to be salted fish together, and somehow one turned into a dragon gaming for the skies.
Ah, it must be Little Fourth taking the opportunity to study secretly when we are not paying attention.
Wow!
“I just remembered what I saw, that’s all!” Little Fourth replied, seeming somewhat embarrassed.
“Okay, stop praising Little Fourth, or else she might just float up to the sky!” Ye Fan rolled his eyes.
“Dad, why would floating up to the sky happen?” Ye Yu asked, blinking her curious big eyes.
“Isn’t that what happens when you float away?” Ye Fan said.
“Haha!”
“O(∩_∩)O haha~”
Little Fourth sat on the couch without saying anything.
“So, when Mom and Dad are showing off their love, we’d better not be around. Wouldn’t want to overdose on dog food. As far as I know, those without a boyfriend are called single dogs, and since we’re single dogs, too much dog food can make your teeth hurt!” Little Fourth began lecturing again officiously.
Then the very next second, she glanced at Ye Fan!
Clearly, she was not happy, especially since Ye Fan had just said she was showing off, even though she wasn’t sure what it meant. She felt it couldn’t be good.
The little one was not dumb at all!
“Let’s all go out and play, and stop dealing with those two. Being a third wheel and shining light on them isn’t good. Besides, I don’t want to get styes and be embarrassed!” Ye Jie said, then she got up and left the room.
The three remaining little ones looked at each other and then proceeded to leave together, apparently agreeing with her.
Well, they followed right behind Little Fourth Ye Jie and went out.
“Ye Fan, what do you think of our Little Fourth?” Bai Susu turned and asked Ye Fan beside her.
“This kid, she never thinks things are a big deal, always going on about… Well, what she said is half right and half wrong. Ah, but you know, despite her size, she is crafty!”
“In short, she’s a clever little thing!” Ye Fan said.
“Actually, I think so too, tricky and cunning!” Bai Susu nodded in agreement.
“However, I feel like I might be carrying a boy; what Ye Jie said made me inexplicably believe it!” Bai Susu added.
Ye Fan:………?!!
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