Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms - Chapter 62

Chapter 62: It Rolled Down the Drain!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Both of us are being watched by the officer and Wen Tiandou. You’ll have to head back to the female dorm first. If not, we’ll get into trouble! I do not believe that Xiangyu, The King would not be afraid of staying at the girl’s dorm.” Chen’s strategy of taunting Xiangyu was pretty effective.

“Afraid? I have never been afraid of anything in my life!”

Chen continued to encourage Xiangyu by saying, “When you were still alive, you had three thousand concubines with you! This is only a small girl’s dorm! There’s nothing great about it!”

“Okay! Go now. I will contact you tomorrow.” Chen was relieved when he saw Xiangyu entering the dorm. However, Chen was slightly worried. What if Xiangyu turned the dorm into his harem? The scene of harem was just too damn beautiful. Chen did not dare to think about it at all. It was just his wild imagination. It would never happen.

The priority now would be to stay as low as possible. At least, before Xiangyu regained his power, going against Wen Tiandou would be a bad idea. Also, he couldn’t let Luo catch a glimpse of his huge secret.

…

The best thing about school was that it was the safest ground ever. As a specialized department of their own, schools were highly protected by the government. Even powerful outsiders would not dare to mess around in the school. The government would not care about your name, your origin, they would make sure they check up on you and make you pay for trespassing. Even the people from Jianghu were no exception. That was why Killer Bee was still circling outside the school.

When night fell, Wenfeng called Killer Bee, volunteering to bring Wenyuan out of the school himself. Killer Bee immediately accepted the offer. He was going to sit tight and enjoy the reward.

The next morning, Xiangyu called Chen out for breakfast. She was not yet familiar with the school compound. Chen rushed to the girl’s dorm and brought her to the cafeteria. Both of them became the school’s sensation when they were seen walking side by side together. However, they were already used to the attention. It was pointless trying to keep things under wraps. The people would only see them as a couple. It caused them no harm. So, they simply allowed the others to say whatever they wanted to say.

“Come, my king, try this steamed bun. The dough is really thin but there are lots of fillings inside. It’s our cafeteria’s best-selling food!” Chen bought a steamed bun and soya milk. He then put them on the table.

“Only one?! Are you kidding me? I want to eat eighteen steamed buns!” Xiangyu said proudly.

“Quit being greedy! You only ate a little of every dish that I ordered last night. Then, you told me that you were super full!”

“Your current body is totally different. You have a smaller stomach. So, stop wasting food.”

“Okay…” Xiangyu pouted. Her delicate face turned red right away. It was a delightful scene to behold. Chen’s heart jumped a little at that. He quickly pinched his own thigh to remind himself that Xiangyu and him were just a fake couple. He could never see her as his real actual girlfriend. Man, this gay shit was so disgusting!

“Damn…” Xiangyu said softly. She flushed and her ear lope turned red as well.

“What happened?” Chen asked.

“The meat… Fell inside…” Xiangyu said, shyly.

“Where did it fall?” Chen looked closer and he saw that there was an oil stain spreading out between the ample boobs.

“It fell… Inside the ‘drain’…” Xiangyu said, shyly.

*Cough*

Chen blushed. He almost choked on his own saliva. My god! Are you sure that you did not send this succubus here to seduce me?

“Come here and cover me up…” Xiangyu said hastily.

“Okay…” Chen nodded and stood right in front of her. One of them was standing, while the other was sitting. When Chen looked down, he could see the depths of a deep, fair pair of cleavage. His blood started boiling, almost gushing out of his nose.

“Asshole! You have balls! You are now Lan’s boyfriend! How dare you get together with my cousin!” A loud noise traveled into Chen’s ears. Chen turned around and he saw his old “friend”; Wenfeng. News traveled fast. He had brought his followers with him and was walking towards Chen aggressively.

“I will decide for myself who I want to be with. You have no business in my life!” Chen said coldly. He could not care less about Wenfeng’s comment.

“Of course, I know that I have no business in your asshole’s life! But, you are taking on two girls at the same time! One is Lan, and the other happens to be my cousin! I will never allow that!” Wenfeng said angrily.

People around Chen were shocked, knowing that Chen had taken two of most beautiful girls in school.

“What the f*ck! Are my ears working properly?! This guy is actually taking on two girls at once! The two most innocent and pure girls in the school!”

“Oh my god! I don’t want to live anymore! My icy queen! My goddess! This guy took them away from me!”

“Shit! Valentine’s day just passed. Another reminder of our single lives. And now, this kid is here to show off his two girlfriends, torturing us all!”

“Quick! I need a 1982 dog food to calm myself down!”

“…”

The guys around Chen were howling at the sky in agony. It was as if the sky was going to fall on them. However, they still did not know that Chen was also close to the most humble goddess in the school; Lin Xiang as well. All the boys would fall into depression if they ever find out about this.

“Come here, cousin! Let’s go!” Wenfeng no longer cared about Chen, and grabbed Wenyuan’s arm.

“Who the hell are you?! Go away!” Xiangyu rolled her eyes and said.

“You… You don’t recognize me?” Wenfeng was shocked and weirded out at the same time.

“Hmph! Garbage like you are not worth my memory!” Xiangyu pouted. She looked at Wenfeng coldly with her gorgeous eyes. In other words, Wenfeng had just received a rude stare as his “reward”.

“Chen Xiaobei! You son of a bitch! What did you feed my cousin?! Why does she not recognize me anymore?” Wenfeng shouted angrily.

“How dare you scold my boss?!” Before Chen could react, Xiangyu stood up slowly from her seat.

“Hmph! After I finish scolding him. I’m going to beat him up as well!” Wenfeng said arrogantly. Before he could finish talking, a fair and small hand landed on Wenfeng’s face.

*Piak!*

Along with the crispy sound in air, Wenfeng fell flat on the ground. His face was swollen and deformed. Blood quickly gushed out of his mouth.

“Ouch… This is f*cking painful! You f*cking b*tch! How dare you hit me?!” Wenfeng covered his face, and tears started to roll down his eyes.

“How dare you call refer to a king as a bitch?!” Xiangyu’s face turned black. She was really angry. It was already frustrating enough for her to be in this body. Now, Wenfeng had called her a a bitch. It was obvious that he had a death wish. Without a second thought, Xiangyu prepared to stamp on his face.

“No!” Chen was shocked. He quickly grabbed her from behind and dragged her away from Wenfeng. There was a saying; that a mad king could stockpile thousands of corpses. Wenfeng would definitely die if Xiangyu ever stepped on his face. Without a doubt, his head would blow up. There were a lot of people watching them. This was a school compound. Chen would never allow Xiangyu to go wild here.

“Let go of me! I, as a king have never received such shame before! He is going to die today!” Xiangyu’s temper was off the charts. It was impossible to quench.

“You can’t kill him here! People will start to doubt us! I will avenge you! Don’t worry!” Chen whispered into his ears.