Showdown: This Is The Chat Group Of The Gods - Chapter 24

Chapter 24: The Holy Spacetime Bear? Su Ze, Do You Still Lack a Pet?

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Zhu Youcai looked at Su Ze, then at the drooling little panda, and sighed, “Sheesh! Here you go, I’ll give this to you. Sigh, I finally bought a bunch of latiao, but I didn’t expect that you would snatch them from me!”
“Ho! As a handsome Prince, allow me to thank you in advance!” The little panda’s eyes shone, and its black eye circles seemed to be inlaid with a layer of golden brilliance.

Zhu Youcai shrugged his shoulders, feeling somewhat helpless. After thinking for a moment, he asked curiously, “Big brother Su Ze, where did you get this little panda? To begin with, pandas are very rare, and it’s unheard of for a panda to be able to talk like a human!”
Su Ze spread his hands, “I don’t know either. I met it in the Mystic Land, told it that I would guarantee food and accommodation, and it just stuck to me!”

‘The little panda devoured the bag of latiao while saying arrogantly, “What do you mean stuck to you? It’s because I think highly of you that I decided to follow you. Others can’t even catch my eye, alright?!”
Su Ze said with a smile, “Of course, of course! You’re the best! I’ll sell you off later and let’s see if you can still be so arrogant then!”

‘The little panda’s proud little face instantly collapsed and it said awkwardly, “Ahem, big brother Su! I was just joking just now! Of course, it’s because I saw Su Ze’s charm that I chose to follow big brother Su wholeheartedly!”
The comer of Zhu Youcai’s mouth twitched. If it had been attracted by Su Ze’s outstanding personality and charm, Zhu Youcai would’ve just accepted it.

But if just by guaranteeing food and accommodation, one would be able to trick such a gifted panda to follow one, even Zhu Youcai himself would want to trick one home.

After all, pandas were precious demons. Their physical defense was maxed and they had boundless strength. In a battle of the same level, they were basically invincible.

Therefore, pandas were extremely rare, not to mention that Su Ze’’s panda could talk and had high intelligence.

Zhu Youcai looked at the panda and was extremely envious.

He then sighed. Forget about Su Ze’s monstrous talent, just the fact that Su Ze had such a special panda was enough to make him very envious.

“Tl be taking my leave first! Big brother Su Ze, let’s meet again next time!” Zhu Youcai left to prevent himself from continuing to be envious and jealous.

Su Ze nodded. At this moment, he was looking at the panda and was also extremely curious.

The little panda had called itself a Prince many times, and it could even talk. This had made him somewhat curious about its origin.

“By the way… Where did you come from? Why do you call yourself a Prince?” Su ze asked curiously, “And are you different from the other pandas? You should have some special abilities, right?”

The little panda continued devouring the bad of latiao as he said vaguely, “I’m the Crown Prince of the panda race’s Emperor, do you understand?”

“Oh? The Crown Prince! Then why did you come here?” Su Ze became more and more curious.

“Geez! I won’t tell you about the matters of the panda race since I’ll become sad if I talk too much about it!” The little panda said helplessly.

“Two bags of latiao!”

“Do you think two bags of latiao can buy the dignity of a panda?” The little panda said proudly.

“Four bags!” Su Ze immediately doubled the offer.

“Ah, this… This won’t do either!” The little panda hesitated for a moment, but it still gritted its teeth and refused.

“One bag a day from now on!” Su Ze said with a smile. He was saying so now, but after he got the information out from the panda, he might not keep to his promise!

The little panda’s eyes lit up and its hesitation was swept away as it said straightforwardly, “Don’t we pandas have a tradition? We have to pee upside down to mark our territory. How could I do such a degrading thing?! My father had been pressuring me to do so, so I sneaked out!”
Su Ze couldn’t help but laugh. Wasn’t this a real-time show of being tempted and forgetting one’s principles?

“You’re quite stubborn!”

“That’s for sure!” The little panda patted its chest.

“Do you have any special ability?”

“Yes! I have spatial abilities! Things like Teleportation and Tearing Space are a piece of cake to me!” The little panda said proudly.

“Oh? Show me then!” Su Ze’s interest was piqued.

“Ahem, I still don’t know how to do those things at the moment…” The little panda scratched its head awkwardly.

Su Ze was at a loss for words, “When will you know?”

“It’ll take some time! I’m a Holy Spacetime Bear!, I need some time to grow!”

“A Holy Spacetime Bear…” Su Ze was quite speechless. The name was quite silly.

“Please don’t think it’s a weird name. According to my father, the ancestors of our race had the ability to go back in time and peer into the future! We’re very strong!”

“alright, alright! You stay here by yourself, I have to go exchange for something!”Su Ze smiled and pinched its cheek.

“Remember to bring me my latiao!”

“Sure thing, Tuanzi!” Su Ze was in the mood and named the little panda Tuanzi.

“Who are you calling Tuanzi? I don’t want that name!”

“Latiao!”

“Okay, big brother Su, Tuanzi will wait for you at home!”

Su Ze was in a good mood. On the way to the Exchange Office, he opened the Pantheon Chat Group.
Then, he sent a message.

Su Ze (unknown): [I took in a pet. It’s quite good!]

‘As soon as he sent this, someone immediately replied.

The Star-chasing Youth with a Hammer: [Wow, great! Almighty Su Ze, do you still lack a pet? Can I apply for the position? (please.jpg)]

Only Say Love When Lonely: [@The Star-chasing Youth with a Hammer, how shameless are you? I should be the one to do this kind of thing! (angry.jpg)]

Su Ze could not help but laugh. These two were really the two funniest people in the chat group!

Ruoruo Gives You Medicine: [The two of you are quite amazing! Unlike me, I only wish to be the medical assistant of the Almighty Su Ze! (fresh flowers.jpg)]
Careful I’ll Find Your Truth: [Hey! I’m different too. I just want to be the Almighty Su Ze’s gatekeeper! (doge.jpg)]

Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade: [I don’t… Oh fine… I also want that too.)

The Painting Genius: [How huge of a benefit does being the Almighty Su Ze’s pet bring! Oh right, I have another painting! Everyone, come and take a look!]
Group notification: [The Painting Genius has been silenced by the group leader, Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade, for an hour!]

Su Ze smiled. This guy was really miserable!

Besides that, the silly group members had gone quite far. To think they even dared to say such things as wanting to be his pet, his gatekeeper, and so on.

Walking on the tree-lined path under the Sun, Su Ze headed towards the Exchange Office..