The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City

Chapter 18: Monkey Stealing Peaches

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Zhang Fan could understand the meaning behind these words—safety measures. Hehe, if there’s an opportunity, he definitely needs to take precautions.

With a mischievous thought in mind, Zhang Fan led Ye Xuan to the second floor.

To be honest, this was Zhang Fan’s first time booking a room, and he was even accompanied by a goddess-level girl like Ye Xuan. It would be dishonest to say that he was not excited. Unfortunately, the original intention behind booking the room was for studying!

However, during the process of studying, he could also do some enjoyable things.

As Zhang Fan’s gaze fell upon Ye Xuan, a faint smirk appeared on his face.

Ye Xuan also realized something, and her ears turned red. She immediately took out a notebook from her bag. But when her gaze landed on the room, her blush became even more noticeable.

There was a large bed and a TV mounted on the wall, but apart from that, there was nothing else!

On the bed, there was a box of Durex condoms!

How did this thing end up here?!

Zhang Fan also noticed it and his eyes instantly became filled with desire.

Was this… fate?

Then, with a wicked smile, Zhang Fan remembered that Ye Xuan still owed him two kisses. Shouldn’t she fulfill that here?

Who cares about Spirit Points? Who can wait until tomorrow?

“Xuan, you owe me two kisses. Shouldn’t you fulfill that now?” Zhang Fan slowly approached Ye Xuan.

“You… you…” Ye Xuan became anxious. She lowered her head, her pretty face turning red, and continuously backed away until she was cornered against the wall.

Zhang Fan placed his right hand against the wall, hooked his left hand under Ye Xuan’s chin, lowered his head, and kissed her.

Ye Xuan trembled all over, feeling Zhang Fan’s intense masculinity. Her mind went blank.

I’m done for, I’m going to die!

However, the next moment, there was a knocking sound at the door.

At this moment, Zhang Fan only wanted to kill the person outside the door. F*ck, who is it, choosing this moment?

Zhang Fan walked to the door and forcefully opened it. However, a petite fist directly landed on his face.

Damn it, who the hell is this, attacking as soon as they arrive?

Zhang Fan felt a stinging pain on his face. At this moment, he could not care about anything else. He reached out his hand, but suddenly, he felt softness in his palm.

“F*ck, it’s a girl?”

Zhang Fan was startled and looked intently. A woman wearing a police uniform was blushing, her eyes almost spitting fire. She raised her hand and threw a punch.

Zhang Fan quickly dodged and grabbed the woman’s hand, pulling her forward. Her tall figure fell directly on top of Zhang Fan, causing him to lose balance and fall.

“Ah!” The woman screamed, and in the next moment, she threw herself into Zhang Fan’s arms, planting her lips on his.

[The Host has been injured. The system provides healing skill. The Host gains healing ability. Activate Healing?]

[Ding! Detected spirit cultivation target, Ye Yanran, quality: 7. Cultivate spirit with her?]

Zhang Fan’s mind went blank. He could not care about these things right now.

All he felt at the moment was pain all over his body.

That fall almost knocked the wind out of him.

“Ah!”

Next, Zhang Fan felt his lip being bitten, a wave of intense pain made him reach out and push the woman off him.

“You dog!”

Zhang Fan quickly got up, wiped the corner of his mouth, and saw blood on the back of his hand. F*ck, he was inexplicably bitten by an unfamiliar woman?

“Sis!”

Ye Xuan stared blankly at Ye Yanran. How did she end up here?

“Well, Ye Xuan, you have some guts. Having an affair with a man in a hotel room. If Dad finds out, you’re done,” Ye Yanran said angrily.

She saw Ye Xuan and a man entering a hotel as she was getting off work. Damn it, how dare this girl do such a thing.

“Sis?”

Zhang Fan was bewildered. This woman is Ye Xuan’s sister? Damn it, and she’s a police officer?

“Sis, please listen to me. I really came to help Zhang Fan with his studies,” Ye Xuan quickly explained. But when she thought of the kiss Zhang Fan gave her earlier, her face turned slightly red.

Ye Yanran coldly snorted, “Studying? Do you think I’m a three-year-old child? Who comes to a hotel to study?”

Zhang Fan focused his attention and examined Ye Yanran. When he looked, he was stunned. Holy sh*t, is this the legendary genetic inheritance of the family? This woman is definitely a goddess-level figure.

Long legs just like Ye Xuan’s, a cold and beautiful face. Wearing a police uniform actually made her exude a seductive charm.

Suddenly, Zhang Fan remembered the System’s prompt earlier. Spirit cultivation target? Zhang Fan quickly opened the System and clicked the confirm button.

[Spirit cultivation successful. Harvest spirit in 12hours. Estimated Spirit Points: 100.]

Then, Zhang Fan almost slapped himself. Damn it, this is Ye Xuan’s sister, and she’s a police officer. To harvest the spirit points, he needed to kiss her for one whole minute. Isn’t that asking for trouble?

“Sis, please listen to my explanation. I really came to help Zhang Fan with his studies. Zhang Fan, please help me explain,” Ye Xuan pleaded, stomping her foot in anxiety.

Zhang Fan also realized the situation and quickly said, “Sis, Xuan really came to help me with my studies. It’s absolutely true. Don’t believe me? Look, this is Xuan’s notebook.”

Zhang Fan took Ye Xuan’s notebook and handed it over.

“Who is your sister? Get out of here,” Ye Yanran coldly shouted. In her eyes, a glint of killing intent flickered. This brat, because of that fall, her first kiss was taken away just like that. She now hadthe urge to kill Zhang Fan.

“What are you looking at? If you don’t leave, I’ll deal with you,” Ye Yanran said, drinking again when she saw Zhang Fan make no move.

Zhang Fan furrowed his eyebrows, and anger surged within him. He came and she immediately started hitting people, with that expression of looking down on everyone. Zhang Fan could not stand it.

“I’m not leaving today. Let’s see what you can do to me,” Zhang Fan’s stubbornness surfaced.

Ye Yanran’s eyes turned colder. She clenched her fist and walked towards Zhang Fan, saying, “You don’t want to leave? Then I’ll make you leave.”

As she spoke, Ye Yanran suddenly raised her arm and threw a straight punch at Zhang Fan.

“Sis, no!” Ye Xuan yelled. She knew her sister’s strength very well. She had a black belt in Taekwondo and was also a skilled fighter. How could Zhang Fan possibly be her match?

Zhang Fan felt a gust of wind from the punch and was startled. This woman was truly terrifying.

At the same time, he quickly twisted his body and evaded the punch.

“Heh, still trying to dodge,” Ye Yanran became furious. She did not believe that she couldn’t deal with a high school boy.

She took a step forward, swiftly reaching Zhang Fan, lifted her leg, and kicked.

Zhang Fan’s forehead broke out in cold sweat. He wanted to dodge, but a slender leg was already coming at him. In a panic, he quickly extended his hand and caught hold of Ye Yanran’s leg. However, her kick landed on his body.

The tremendous force caused him to fall backward. However, because he tightly held onto Ye Yanran’s leg, she also fell down.

As they fell, Ye Yanran’s other leg clamped directly onto Zhang Fan’s head.

Zhang Fan, in a desperate situation, extended his hand and fiercely grabbed.

Like a monkey stealing peaches!