The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City - Chapter 6

Chapter 6: Someone’s on Fire

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Oh my, Liu Fei tackled the grade director, and he’s even naked.”

Even from 50 meters away, even with poor eyesight, one could still recognize that fat lady at a glance.

She was the only one in the entire school with such a massive figure, standing at 1.65 meters tall, and weighing well over 250 kilograms. She looked like a winter melon.

Zhang Fan couldn’t hold back and burst into laughter.

The power of this Misfortune Charm is just too great!

From having his pants pulled down by Wang Jing, then falling all the way, breaking the stone slabs of the drainage ditch, getting kicked in the face by a soccer ball, running naked, and now tackling the fat lady, this series of events is like a f*cking doomsday.

This is much more interesting than running naked.

“A once-in-a-century sight, I must take pictures to commemorate it.” Zhang Fan said to himself, then took out his phone and snapped two shots.

Ah, if only I had started taking pictures from the beginning, and then posted them on the school forum, it would have caused a massive explosion.

“Oh damn, how could I forget to take photos?” One person beside Zhang Fan saw him taking pictures with his phone and immediately took out their own phone, snapping away.

“Yeah, take pictures, take pictures. This is such an exciting scene; it will definitely make us laugh for ten years.” People around began taking out their phones as well.

“Indecent assault!”

After being stunned for a full twenty seconds, the fat lady finally screamed at the top of her lungs.

Liu Fei was also dragged back to reality by this shout. Of course, when he looked at the pig-like face under him, he also screamed.

“Aaaaaaah!”

Zhang Fan was secretly delighted by his frantic screaming.

At this moment, Liu Fei started doubting life. What the hell happened today? He quickly got up, ran into the restroom, and, with a terrified expression, covered his crotch. A furious voice echoed from the restroom.

“Zhang Fan, I will never let you go.”

Zhang Fan smirked, opened his phone, and directly posted the photos he had just taken on the school forum.

[Title: Extraordinary Tyrant Liu Pushes Down the Beautiful and Elegant Aunt Xue—Could this be true love?]

[Content: Several high-definition, uncensored pictures.]

Soon, Zhang Fan’s phone began to ring, and the replies instantly surpassed ten.

One-foot Mao Grandpa: [Oh my, isn’t this Young Master Liu who drives a BMW to school every day? That butt, so fair!]

Hungry Tummy: [The taste of the rich is truly extraordinary. Excuse me while I vomit for a while.]

Upstairs Crazy Boy: [Scared me to death!]

Hungry Tummy: [Idiot, I’ve got my eye on you.]

Beautiful Senior Sister: [Huh, what happened? Can someone enlighten me?]

Flowing Long Hair: [Beautiful Senior Sister, what’s your WeChat number?]

…

In just five minutes, the number of likes exceeded a thousand, and the replies went over a hundred.

Soon, a new post appeared.

Title: The Moment when Arrogant and Cool Liu Shao Went streaking.

Content: Liu Fei ran naked in his underwear until he tackled a fat woman and ran into the bathroom. There were a total of fifty pictures, especially the five-second gap when Liu Fei climbed out of the drain with his underwear torn, which had ten pictures.

The school forum instantly exploded, and the number of replies quickly surpassed Zhang Fan’s post, skyrocketing rapidly.

“Hey, dude, something earth-shattering happened at school.”

“The school exploded?”

“Liu Fei, the rich kid, stripped naked. Quickly check the school forum.”

“Wait five seconds for me!”

“Oh my god, oh my god!”

As soon as everyone entered the school forum, they were stunned. The entire first page was filled with Liu Fei’s pictures.

“Hahaha, damn, who would’ve thought that Young Master Fei’s little brother is so slender.”

“What does having money do? What does being handsome do? I’m bigger than him, hahaha.”

The bathroom! Liu Fei’s face twisted in extreme anger, and broken phone fragments were scattered all over.

“Find out who posted the first thread, the poster named ‘July Snowstorm’. I’m going to break his legs,” Liu Fei said in an icy voice.

Then, he snatched a phone from a male student’s hand and sent a private message to the forum moderator, Xiao Xiao Xiao Di: [I’m Liu Fei, delete all the posts on the forum.]

Xiao Xiao Xiao Di replied: [Are you really Liu Fei?]

Liu Fei quickly responded: [I’ll give you ten thousand.]

Xiao Xiao Xiao Di: […]

“Hmph, there’s nothing that money can’t solve,” Liu Fei sneered.

“Brother… Fei!” a male student whispered while holding his phone.

“What’s the matter?” Liu Fei glared.

“The first post and the thread with thousands of replies have been pinned at the top,” the student said tremblingly.

“What!” Liu Fei’s body trembled, his eyes instantly turned blood-red, and he slammed his phone heavily on the ground, shattering it into countless pieces.

As the first poster, Zhang Fan closed the forum and hummed a tune as he walked toward the classroom.

Summoning the Flower Protection System interface, Zhang Fan felt somewhat amazed. This thing was somewhat like a virtual screen in a science fiction movie.

The first row on the homepage displayed: [Spirit harvesting, spirit planting object: Ye Xuan! Spirit harvest countdown: 11:24:45. Remaining Spirit Points: 1000.]

The following were all buttons.

The first one was ‘Attributes’.

Without hesitation, Zhang Fan clicked on it.

[Host: Zhang Fan]

[Strength: 10]

[Intelligence: 7]

[Spirit: 10]

[Physique: 10]

[Agility: 11]

Zhang Fan still remembered that at the beginning, the system gave him a Marrow-Cleansing Potion that increased all his attributes by five points, almost doubling all his attributes. Combined with the feeling he had when he played basketball before, Zhang Fan was full of confidence, thinking that no one in the entire school could have higher attributes than him.

Next were the skill buttons. Zhang Fan clicked on it, and a golden pattern directly caught his attention.

[Learning: Allows the host to increase learning ability by tenfold, consuming 100 Spirit Points per hour.]

After Zhang Fan clearly read the skill description, he was almost jumping with excitement.

Damn, tenfold learning ability! This is simply tailor-made for my current situation. Four months, five hundred points in the college entrance examination, what’s difficult about that?

Hahaha, Ye Xuan, it’s destined that you’ll be mine.

Thinking about Ye Xuan’s figure, Zhang Fan became excited.

Suppressing his excitement, Zhang Fan looked at the other buttons.

[Draw: 1000 Spirit Points per draw.]

[Backpack: No items.]

Zhang Fan took a deep breath, especially when he looked at those 1000 Spirit Points. He became completely excited.

He could draw once and use the learning skill ten times.

Drawing? No, his attributes had already doubled, and he even possessed X-ray Vision. It was more than enough.

Learning, improving his own grades, that was the most important thing.

Currently, his grades were at the bottom of the entire school.

“Hey, Little Fan, wait for me.” Gao Qi jogged all the way and arrived in front of Zhang Fan.

“Little Fan, why did you stop playing basketball when you entered high school?” Gao Qi asked. He had been holding this question in his heart for over two years. The former ‘Lightning Storm’, why did he not touch basketball for two years?