The Ultimate Romantic Comedy In Which The Yan-mamas Absolutely Win! - Chapter 31

[Yuna’s side]

Yuna was still reeling from the aftermath of her union with Kenichi.

The things that she did with Kenichi earlier made her a now complete woman.

She started to feel ashamed of herself for cursing men as beasts.

But there was one thing that she learned today.

That there are both bad and beasts in the world.

And the good beasts,

Are the ones that would lead her to pleasures and happiness she had never experienced before.

“!!”

An hour had passed since the deed was done.

Kenichi had just left because he had some business to attend to.

Currently, she was in the bed where she had just had an intense intercourse with him. She sniffed his pheromones and exhaled in a truly s**y way.

“Haah…”

~It really was a great decision to be honest about my feelings.

I’m going to be with him from now on.

That’s not all.

But I can build a happy life with my boyfriend too~.

Yuna smiled and took a picture of her bed with all sorts of things on it.

And that’s for…

“Fufu, I win♫”

She hummed and sent the photo to Rino.

X X X

[Rino’s side]

Rino’s room

“W-what is… this is…”

The picture Yuna sent her was enough to plunge her into the crucible of despair.

A sheet stained with a magenta liquid similar to the color of her own eyes, and a number of rubbers.

“I’m going out with Kenichi~”

Even though she was already shaken up, this message was like a kicking of the corpse, so to speak, for her.

My heart hurts.

So pathetic of me.

I was in the same class as Kenichi this year, and I had more opportunities to get to know him better than Yuna.

But I was..

“It was you, not I, who dumped Kenchi~ so even if you flip it around now, it won’t convey how you feel at all anymore. They call people like you deceivers.”

Am I a deceiver?

Am I a bad person?

“… If I had accepted his confession a year ago.”

Rino bit her teeth and regretted it when she remembered what had passed.

But…

“Heh… hahaha……”

Rino whispered something with eyes that had suddenly lost it’s color.

“All I have to do is take it away from her… because,”

After a pause, she continues, dressed in her uniform.

“All the female protagonists in the novels my mom writes do that too, so…”

Rino exhaled deeply, clutching her own chest.

“Mom’s not home yet, so let’s read it all now…”

Rino then took out her phone and launched an e-book app.

The screen showed a number of listed book titles.

“I’m A Widow, But I’m Pampered By The Son Of A CEO With A Child.”

“A Woman Who Loves To Snitch A Married Handsome Actor”

“I Love You, So I’m Gonna Take It All Away.”

and so on…

Most of them were NTR stories, and Rino has long been a big fan of the sensual novels her mother writes.

In other words, several worldviews of this NTR sensual novel were imprinted in Rino’s head.

Though Rino had zero experience with love.

You could say she learned about love through these novels.

The reason she had been so ambiguous with Kenichi up until now was because…

She felt her inner self whispering to her that it was because it wouldn’t be that interesting until he had a girlfriend.(E/N: Are you the female version of the MC of Stealing Spree?!!)

“… Kenichi-kun.”

She, who mentioned his name.

Was looking more debauched than ever, and her heart was racing with the force of an explosion.

X X X

The next day.

Hiragi House.

“For real?”

“Yes. I’m serious.”

“……”

Since I had taken her virginity, it was only natural that I should take responsibility. That’s why I decided to go out with Yuna.

She reported it to her own mother, Natsuko-san, and I was called in, and here we are.

“Did you really bang my daughter with the intention of marrying her?”

“That’s…”

“Mama! That doesn’t matter now! So don’t have s*x with Kenichi anymore!”

“… Yuna.”

Natsuko-san helplessly mentioned her own daughter, her name, and then she glared at me.

But.

Eventually.

“Hmm… fair enough.”

“Eh?”

Natsuko-san readily acknowledged our relationship.

But then,

“Buh!”

Natsuko-san’s fresh punch made a critical hit to my stomach.

As I was groaning, unable to breathe.

She gave me an earful.

“I’ll kill you for real if you don’t use contraception.”

“Yi-yes…”

Yuna complained to Natsuko-san in a panic when she saw me being blown away.

“Hey! Why did you hit him? Kenichi didn’t do anything wrong!”

“Ha? What are you talking about when you stole someone’s s*x life!”

“… I feel bad about that though.”

Yuna looked remorseful.

Natsuko-san then sighed very annoyedly and looked at me and Yuna alternately.

At first, she looked intimidating, but now she looked nervous, as if she’s breaking out in a cold sweat.

“Mama? What’s wrong?”

“I-it’s nothing…”

I, while holding my stomach, and Yuna looked at Natsuko-san and tilted our heads slightly.

Well, let’s just say it’s approved for now, shall we?

[Postscript]

Titles are important.