The Ultimate Romantic Comedy In Which The Yan-mamas Absolutely Win! - Chapter 32

　

 

I was very concerned about Natsuko-san’s confused reaction as I left the Hiragi house.

 

“Yeah… Yuna is my girlfriend from now on. And her mother approved of it.”

 

Honestly, based on looks alone, I can’t say that me and Yuna are very balanced.

 

But that’s to be expected.

 

Because she’s the cutest gal in the school.

 

My first love ended in failure, but now the true meaning of pink spring is finally coming to me, I suppose.

 

That’s what I was thinking as I walked.

 

“My mom said she’s going on a trip with her friends today. Guess I should just go buy some sushi at the supermarket and return home.”

 

I mumbled and went to the shopping street.

 

(… A mysterious shadow was following Kenichi)

 

X X X

 

In front of the house.

 

I bought a bunch of stuff from the supermarket and as I was about to unlock the door, I felt a disturbing feeling in the air.

 

So I turned around as a conditioned reflex.

 

There, I saw…

 

“!! Rino!?”

 

Rino was standing behind me.

 

“Oh, Kenichi-kun. What a coincidence.”

 

“No, it can’t be a coincidence… because this is my house.”

 

“I happened to see you, so I followed.”

 

“Uh-huh.”

 

“Why are you looking away?”

 

“……”

 

I looked away for two reasons.

 

First, I’m already dating Yuna, so it’s a little awkward for us to be alone together like this.

 

And the second is.

 

Because the intimidation that came from her facial expression seemed so overwhelming.

 

“Kenichi-kun? Why are you trying to avoid me?”

 

“… No, I wasn’t trying to avoid you. Just.”

 

“Just?”

 

“I’m going out with Yuna. It’s a little bit like, you know, being alone in front of my house…”

 

“Is your mother not at home?”

 

“Yeah. She’s traveling with her friends today, what’s that?”

 

I twisted my head slightly and asked, and Rino, dressed in her school uniform, smiled at me with her hands folded behind her back.

 

“Kenichi-kun.”

 

“W-what?”

 

“Do you know what snitching is?”

 

“Snitching?”

 

I asked back, and Rino didn’t answer, instead she unclasped her hands behind her back.

 

Then, in her right hand, she was holding a stun gun.

 

“W-what’re you… ugh!”

 

And I passed out after a taser attack from Rino.

 

X X X

 

“……”

 

I found myself lying on the bed in my room.

 

When I woke up.

 

A tremendous feeling of exhaustion came over me.

 

I looked around the room, rubbing my eyes, wondering what the h**l had just happened.

 

“Ara, Kenichi-kun. You’re awake?”

 

“Ah, yeah. I mean, why is Rino in my room?”

 

I asked Rino as I lay there.

 

But,

 

I frowned, unable to wait for Rino’s reply.

 

“!!”

 

Because.

 

Because the whole room was filled with strong and thick pheromones.

 

“Rino! What did you do to me?”

 

When I asked her seriously, Rino, with her lower body trembling, opened the window of my room and then moved her glossy lips.

 

“Fufu. We’re finally united.”

 

“H-hey… no way.”

 

Rino brushed back her glossy black hair and caught me with her magenta eyes.

 

I had reached the limit of awkwardness so I removed my gaze from her and looked at the sheets of the bed.

 

There was a stain on it, the same color as her eyes.

 

“……”

 

And I was sitting there with my mouth hanging open.

 

“Kenichi! Open the door! Kenichi! You and Rino are alone, aren’t you!”

 

I heard Yuna’s voice from below.

 

So, I managed to move my exhausted body and headed for the entrance.

 

And when I opened the door.

 

“Kenichi…”

 

“Yuna… how did you know this place? I never told you.”

 

“It doesn’t matter!”

 

“No, it matters!”

 

“I don’t care about that… Rino! Come out!”

 

Yuna, furious, looked inside the house and shouted. Then Rino appeared as if she had plenty of time to spare.

 

“Ara, Yuna, what’s happened?”

 

“What happened, you say? Who do you think you are, sending me a video of you having s*x with my boyfriend while he’s passed out? You’re harassing me to death!”

 

“As expected, stealing is the best.”

 

“Stealing, what?”

 

“Ahh… I’ve grown to like Kenichi-kun more and more after this…”

 

“Y-you…”

 

Yuna gritted her teeth and glared at Rino.

 

And…

 

“You cat burglar!!!”

 

She tried to jump on Rino.

 

But someone quickly approached Yuna and held her down.

 

A beautiful, well rounded body that looks familiar.

 

Healthy looking wheatish skin.

 

Yeah.

 

That is no doubt.

 

“Mama?”

 

“Yuna… calm down.”

 

Natsuko-san said in a low tone to calm her down.

 

And then I heard a familiar voice behind me.

 

“Ara-ara, Rino, you’ve been reading my sensual novels I see.”

 

“Mom… of course. Mom’s sensual novels, they’re so good that I even read each one of them 30 times.”

 

“… I knew it. Blood runs in the family.”

　

Even Ayane-san came.

 

No, I never even gave these two my home address, how did they get here…

　

And as I look at Ayane-san and Natsuko-san in turn, puzzled, they open their mouths with a sad look on their faces.

 

“Shall we go inside?”

 

“Because we have something we want to tell everyone, including Kenichi.”

 

Their faces were too serious for me, so I let the ladies’ momentum push me and I ended up letting them all come inside.

 

[Postscript]

 

Yeah.

They’re in.