The Villain Just Wants to be a Salted Fish - Chapter 115

Notes: Not yet proofread!! Please overlook the errors for now!

There was not much of a distance from the venue to the hotel room, after all, they only needed to take the elevator up to their room. But in this short period of time, Ye Zexi’s heart beat wildly.

Even in just two minutes in the airtight elevator, he kept on asking He Jinyun: “Are we there yet?”

At the fourth time Ye Zexi asked “Are we there yet?” He Jinyun finally couldn’t help but tease: “Are you that anxious?”

Ye Zexi was like a cat whose tail got stepped on, and his hair instantly stood up: “What you mean anxious?”

He hurriedly glared at He Jinyun, but he caught the man’s smiling eyes.

Ye Zexi’s face suddenly became a little hot, and he opened his mouth violently twice, wanting to explain, and felt that his explanation seemed useless and not convincing.

After a while, Ye Zexi gave up, even a little bit self-defeating and angry, and just sniped at He Jinyun: “Yes, I’m a little anxious, what’s the matter? Are you not?”

He Jinyun was more honest than Ye Zexi, and said directly: “Yes, I am also anxious. But I am better than you, at least I didn’t show it.”

Ye Zexi: “…”

Then you are really great, you shameless man! I’m really not a match for you in this…

Ye Zexi turned his head and decided to keep himself in check.

What Ye Zexi did not know was that the tip of He Jinyun’s ears hidden behind his hair had already turned red.

He Jinyun appeared to be not anxious, because he was more nervous.

For today, He Jinyun had done a lot of research in his free time, and what Ye Zexi must not know was that He Jinyun bought XX oil and XX condom, even put it on his bedside table where he slept.

The two thoughtful people soon returned to the hotel room.

Ye Zexi didn’t care about the couture dress he was wearing, so he took off the jacket and threw it on the sofa, looking at He Jinyun pretentiously: “Who will go wash up first!”

His expression was quite funny, and He Jinyun couldn’t help but laugh: “You look like you are about to eat me.”

Ye Zexi snorted, in a sense, it was indeed so. However, he didn’t plan to tell He Jinyun this, because he was afraid of setting up the flag too early and failing miserably.

“Then you go first.” He Jinyun said.

After all, for Ye Zexi to have a comfortable experience for the first time, some preparations must be made. By the way, He Jinyun was going to watch the instructional video again.

Practice makes perfect! Practice makes perfect!

Ye Zexi did not decline after hearing He Jinyun’s words, so he could take a bath first.

When he finished washing, he could check the information by himself while He Jinyun was taking a bath!

Although he memorized the information like memorizing lines, this was the first time he would implement those practices after all!

Making love is not like doing an examination paper, where memorizing the answers and filling in the blanks are not enough.

In order to give He Jinyun an unforgettable experience, as the proactive party, he must be able to master the skills and methods!2

Ye Zexi quickly took the clothes and went into the bathroom, even he simply gave himself a little skin care on such rare occasions, so that when their faces rubbed against each other during the intimacy, He Jinyun would be enchanted by this handsome face of his…

Cough.

Ye Zexi patted the lotion on his face quite hard, and his face started to blush!

He Jinyun heard the sound from the bathroom and glanced in wonder.

“Zexi?” He Jinyun closed the drawer, put the XX oil and XX condom under his pillow, making sure he could reach it as soon as he reached out.

Ye Zexi heard He Jinyun’s voice and replied: “I’ll be done soon.”

After that, he took two deep breaths while looking in the mirror, without even wearing any clothes, and walked out with only a towel around him.

Seeing He Jinyun sitting by the bed, Ye Zexi couldn’t hold back his smile, and winked at He Jinyun, his tone was hinting: “Go ahead, I’ll wait for you.”

He Jinyun was amused by him: “Do you know what your look just now reminds me of?”

Ye Zexi leaned over and asked in puzzle: “What’s it?”

He Jinyun: “In an expensive hotel, two unfamiliar people came together to have a secret love making time.”

Ye Zexi: “…”

He paused for a moment before he nodded: “In a sense, it is, but we are not being secretive. This is called rightfully making love. So you don’t want to take a bath, or do you think this is okay?”

With that, Ye Zexi leaned closer.

He Jinyun’s eyes darkened as he approached in an instant with the moist shower hair. Leaning closer to leave a kiss on the corner of Ye Zexi’s lips, and even bit his rosy lips with some dissatisfaction, He Jinyun said, “Wait for me, be right back.”

After speaking, He Jinyun stood up, turned and went into the bathroom.

Ye Zexi looked at the man’s back and couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

After laughing for a while, Ye Zexi didn’t forget what he should be doing, and he took out his phone and started to read the information he had prepared.

After watching for a while, Ye Zexi got up again. He had XX oil and condom, then he moved to his side of the bed, took out the XX oil and condom that he hid on the bedside table and kept it within reach under the pillow.

In order to make sure that he could reach it, Ye Zexi even tried it himself.

He must be straddling He Jinyun, so the situation at that time would be that he is sitting on the bed and stretching his hand to the side——

Ye Zexi’s mouth slowly conjured up a smile.

That’s it! Simply perfect!

What he didn’t know was that He Jinyun, who had just come out of the bathroom, saw the appearance of him straddling on the bed.

He Jinyun’s Adam’s apple rolled again, and the man seemed to be meditating for a second. He was restraining himself from directly pouncing on the young man on the spot.

But the tight string broke instantly with Ye Zexi’s next posture——

He saw Ye Zexi lying on the bed, stretching out one hand towards the side, as if he was getting something.

This was nothing; however, the white thighs slowly being revealed from underneath the towel, and that sexy…

He Jinyun’s eyes darkened.

“Xi Xi…”

He Jinyun suddenly hugged him from behind, and Ye Zexi began to resist. He would have to compete with He Jinyun for control when the time came! How could he be on the weak side in the first place?

Just that ideal is just a beautiful imagination, reality is not the same.

“You……”

Before Ye Zexi could speak, He Jinyun kissed him and blocked the remaining words in Ye Zexi’s mouth.

Then there was another round of spinning, Ye Zexi got directly turned over on the bed by He Jinyun, and he was being pressed down again, being kissed!

It was also at this time that Ye Zexi realized a somewhat terrible thing—could it be that he was able to push He Jinyun away before, it was because the other man was letting him?

The answer was quite obvious.

Normally, He Jinyun would not mind being pressed down by his boyfriend. It was not something he could not bear. He only took that as lovers’ foreplay between the two of them.

But today the situation was different.

Usually he would let it be, but today he would not let Ye Zexi resist again.

Ye Zexi felt bitter in his heart.

It was not Ye Zexi’s style to just give up so easily. At the end of another deep kiss, Ye Zexi said with a hoarse voice, “I don’t think this can be done, it’s not fair at all!”

He Jinyun really could not expect that they had already reached this point, and Ye Zexi unexpectedly wanted to talk about fairness with him.

He broke out of his trance in one second and couldn’t help but smile: “Then what do you want to do?”

Ye Zexi blinked slyly and coughed lightly: “Let’s see who has better preparation.”

He Jinyun: “Huh?”

Ye Zexi: “That!”

He Jinyun finally understood, but at the same time he was puzzled: “How should we compare?”

Ye Zexi gritted his teeth and said, “Of course to see who has prepared!”

After speaking, Ye Zexi stretched out his hand under his pillow.

However, he did not expect that He Jinyun actually did the same action as him.

In the next second, the double portion of XX oil and condom was placed in front of the two of them.

Ye Zexi: “…”

He Jinyun: “It seems that you are very well prepared.”

“No… this won’t work!” Ye Zexi temporarily repented, “We have to see who buys the right one!”

He Jinyun chuckled and picked up the condom in Ye Zexi’s hand. Without unpacking, he found the size and showed it to Ye Zexi.

Ye Zexi was taken aback for a moment, and then a little confused: “By luck?”

He Jinyun really couldn’t help it anymore, and started to laugh after covering his lips.

Everything has a size, of course the wrong size won’t work.

This is the truth.

Ye Zexi: “…”

I’m offended!

He Jinyun’s dark eyes were full of smiles, and he lowered his voice, with a negotiating tone: “Just leave it to me, I’m all ready, just need to put it into practice.”

Ye Zexi’s expression was quite broken, why was he so stupid! He could make this kind of mistake!

But this was also the fault of Ye Zexi. He was nervous and didn’t check it at all.

With a long sigh, Ye Zexi fell on He Jinyun’s pleading eyes.

If he repented at this time, could his relationship with He Jinyun be maintained?

Ye Zexi asked for a moment, then lay down arrogantly.

Whatever!

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When everything was over, He Jinyun thoughtfully helped Ye Zexi wipe the sweat off his face, and carried the person to the hot bath to wash up.

When the two lay back down onto the bed again, it was already two o’clock in the morning.

Ye Zexi, who has a regular schedule of sleeping early and waking up early, was too tired to open his eyes.

He Jinyun took the person into his arms. He couldn’t help but ask with some expectation: “How do you feel?”

Hearing these words, Ye Zexi immediately stopped being sleepy, opened his eyes and glared at He Jinyun fiercely: “What are you talking about!!”

After that, Ye Zexi pushed He Jinyun away in anger, and rolled to the other side to sleep with the quilt in his arms.

He Jinyun instantly burst into laughter.

But Ye Zexi was quite angry, he didn’t want to annoy him again.

After thinking for two seconds, He Jinyun picked up the phone and sent a message to Yu Ye, asking him to bring some medicine when he came over in the morning.

Ye Zexi, who was on the side, did not wait for the man’s response after waiting for two seconds. He turned his head in confusion and saw He Jinyun holding the phone before sending a message.

Ye Zexi’s mouth suddenly evoked a sneer, and he spit out these words viciously: “Heh, scumbag.”

He Jinyun’s hand holding the phone shook, and the phone fell down straight to his face, as he cursed.

Ye Zexi snorted, not prepared to explain at all, and turned around again.

He Jinyun was somewhat amused, but feeling injustice at the same time, his voice was very low as he said with some grievances: “Why am I a scumbag?”

Ye Zexi didn’t explain: “Figure it out yourself?!”

He Jinyun was amused, and after confirming that the message had been sent, he put the phone aside.

But this time he didn’t sit still and waited for death, instead, he leaned forward, regardless of Ye Zexi’s struggle and resistance, he forcibly took the person into his arms.

“It’s summer time! Are you not hot?” Ye Zexi thoroughly understood what is called the disparity between the enemy and himself tonight, after some infutile struggling, he became even more angry!

He Jinyun didn’t care, so he leaned forward and dropped another kiss at the corner of Ye Zexi’s mouth: “But I want to hold you, can I?”

Ye Zexi raised his eyes, and looked at the man’s moist eyes, as if he was… acting like a baby.

After a while, Ye Zexi sighed and completely resigned.

Let it go, he’s tired.

So be it.

Improvised.

After all…not like he does not feel good anyway.

The person in his arms didn’t struggle any more, and the smile at the corner of He Jinyun’s mouth increased.

The light in the room dimmed, and the embracing couple hugged tightly in the dim space.

Just when He Jinyun was about to fall asleep, he heard such a sentence in his arms——

“It’s…not so bad.”

After a second, He Jinyun instantly understood that Ye Zexi was answering his first question.

He Jinyun’s eyes widened in astonishment. Seeing that he was about to get up and turned on the light, Ye Zexi forcibly pulled him back.

“Sleep!” The youth’s voice was full of shame and anger.

He Jinyun couldn’t suppress the corner of his mouth and looked at him. In the darkness, the man’s eyes shone lightly, like stars in the night, gleaming, only to hear him respond in a low voice: “Okay, let’s sleep. ”

Ye Zexi blushed for a second, then angrily buried his head in the man’s chest.

The inner voice shouted louder–Let it be!

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