The Villain Just Wants to be a Salted Fish - Chapter 98

Ye Zexi and He Jinyun went back to the hotel room first, and Yu Ye went to the other hotel to help Ye Zexi pack up his luggage.

It was only after Yu Ye brought the luggage and dinner back to the suite that Ye Zexi realized a serious problem.

“Where is my room?” Ye Zexi looked at Yu Ye.

Yu Ye’s body suddenly stiffened, and he looked at He Jinyun aside in disbelief.

Is it possible that the two of you haven’t discussed it yet?

He Jinyun raised his eyebrows slightly and motioned for Yu Ye to leave first.

Yu Ye put down the luggage and dinners then left quickly.

Ye Zexi stared at the back of Yu Ye’s departure, stunned, and couldn’t help asking He Jinyun: “Huh? Did you forget that I need a room?”

He Jinyun smiled without answering, got up and pushed Ye Zexi’s luggage at the door to the master bedroom. The meaning was self-evident.

Ye Zexi’s heart suddenly jumped, wouldn’t it be what he thinks it is?

Yu Ye just saw that he was also in the car, and knew to help him with the luggage, which means that Yu Ye must also know.

He knew that he would be coming over, but only booked one room.

This must be He Jinyun’s arrangement!

No wonder he ran away so fast when I asked him…

But then again, aren’t he and He Jinyun really making such fast progress?

He was still not prepared at all!

Ye Zexi’s expression was very complicated, his heart began to pound wildly, but temporarily retreated…

It’s not his style at all!

What’s he afraid of?

Isn’t that just sleeping with a man? What’s more, now that this man is his boyfriend, this is even more upright!

Ye Zexi took a deep breath and calmed his beating heart a bit. Sitting down on the sofa, Ye Zexi took out his phone and was about to start checking information.

Don’t fight a battle without preparation, don’t sleep until everything is laid out! This is Ye Zexi’s motto in life!

“What are you doing?” He Jinyun came out of the room and walked over.

Ye Zexi’s heart jumped, and the phone almost flew out of his hand.

“Nothing!” As soon as he caught the phone, Ye Zexi turned off the screen of the phone and then stuffed it into his pocket.

The word “guilty” was written all over his face.

He Jinyun took a deep look at Ye Zexi, and as expected he saw Ye Zexi’s red ear tips again.

The smile in his eyes deepened, and He Jinyun turned around to hide them. It doesn’t look like nothing at all, but it’s normal to have a little secret between lovers, and He Jinyun was not going to ask about it.

“Let’s have dinner.” He Jinyun said.

Ye Zexi stood up and walked slowly to the table.

While walking, he tried to suppress the excitement in his heart.

Damn, he just checked the information, this information is too exciting.

Thinking of some of these descriptions, Ye Zexi took a bite of the dried fish and couldn’t hold back his stare and glanced at He Jinyun next to him.

“What’s the matter?” He Jinyun asked with a smile.

Ye Zexi only felt that his face was a little hot, so he quickly looked away, leaving only half of He Jinyun’s handsome face in his view.

“Nothing!” Ye Zexi said dryly.

Damn it, so tempting!

The thought of He Jinyun lying in bed…cough cough!

Stop it! Don’t think about it anymore.

Ye Zexi took another bite of dried fish, so is it today?

He suddenly couldn’t wait.

Ye Zexi didn’t notice He Jinyun’s thoughtful gaze.

He Jinyun picked up the water bottle on the side and took a sip slowly, an smile unabashedly appeared at the corner of his mouth.

It seemed that Ye Zexi was more anticipating than he thought.

Very good.

Does that mean I can tease Ye Zexi a little more?

He Jinyun put down the water bottle, took a piece of tissue and wiped his mouth slowly, then smiled and said to Ye Zexi: “Then I will take a bath first, I will wait for you.”

Ye Zexi almost choked on the fried fish: “Cough—”

Within seconds, He Jinyun quickly handed Ye Zexi a bottle of water: “Are you okay?”

Ye Zexi: “Cough cough cough–”

After receiving the water that He Jinyun handed over, Ye Zexi took a big gulp, which made him feel a little better.

“Is it better now?” He Jinyun frowned, a little regret that he shouldn’t tease Ye Zexi.

Ye Zexi calmed down and waved his hand to He Jinyun: “No, I’m okay.”

He Jinyun: “Really okay?”

“I’m okay!” Ye Zexi didn’t dare to look at He Jinyun, “What can happen to me? You go take a bath!”

Hearing Ye Zexi’s words, He Jinyun felt a little relieved.

“Then I’ll take a bath first, you should take your time eating.” Putting down the water bottle, He Jinyun got up and went to the bathroom.

How could Ye Zexi still eat?

Listening to the patter of water in the bathroom, Ye Zexi stretched out his hand and rubbed his hot face.

The exciting moment was about to come-

Ye Zexi didn’t recognize it and took out the phone again, opened the page that he hadn’t finished reading before, and continued to read the rest of the content.

Even in order to prevent himself from remembering wrongly, Ye Zexi simply memorized the entire page, more serious than memorizing lines!

After finishing his research, Ye Zexi put down his chopsticks and tiptoed back to the bedroom.

He Jinyun was taking a bath in the bathroom of the bedroom, listening to the sound of water inside, Ye Zexi quietly opened the bedside table.

Hey–

Why is there nothing?

Ye Zexi’s eyebrows suddenly tucked up. Isn’t the hotel bedside table usually equipped with “full service” arrangements?

What should I do now?

It’s impossible to call the front desk…

No!

If he were to get recognized, wouldn’t it be over?

Ye Zexi pondered for a moment, squatted beside the bedside table and opened Meituan. [1]

If he remembered correctly, he could order through a quick delivery app…

“Xi Xi?”

He did not notice when the sound of water in the bathroom had stopped.

When He Jinyun came out, he saw Ye Zexi squatting next to the bedside table.

What is this kitty doing again?

He Jinyun was amused.

Ye Zexi got startled, this time he really threw his phone on the ground.

He Jinyun spotted the Meituan page opened by Ye Zexi with sharp eyes.

“What’s wrong? Still hungry?” He Jinyun took two steps forward.

Ye Zexi quickly picked up the phone, calmly exited the delivery app, stood up and smiled and said, “No, clicked on the wrong app…”

Before he finished speaking, Ye Zexi saw the sturdy exposed chest in front of his eyes.

The hot water droplets rolled down from the neck, followed the line of the chest all the way down, crossed the mermaid line and finally disappeared in the shadow of the white bath towel.

Ye Zexi’s Adam’s apple rolled uncontrollably, his eyes rested on He Jinyun’s abdomen——

One, two… Damn, six-pack abs!

He Jinyun naturally noticed Ye Zexi’s observing eyes. The corners of his mouth were slightly bent, and he approached Ye Zexi directly: “Are you really not hungry?”

Ye Zexi turned away a little unnaturally, and nodded repeatedly, “I’m full…” He stiffened his neck and dared not to look at He Jinyun again, “Well, have you finished washing?”

He Jinyun didn’t tease him anymore, took the towel on the side and put it on him, nodded: “Are you going in now?”

Ye Zexi gave a hum, turned around and ran to the bathroom.

After he ran to the bathroom, Ye Zexi regretted it again.

The bathroom where He Jinyun had just taken a shower was full of moist water vapor and—full of the He Jinyun’s breath that Ye Zexi was familiar with.

Ye Zexi couldn’t help looking at himself in the mirror.

He clearly had applied heavy base makeup, but he could still see a clear blush on his face in the mirror.

Realizing this, Ye Zexi’s face instantly rose redder.

So today, was he walking in front of He Jinyun with such a big red face?

Ye Zexi had a headache.

He was never the type to blush so easily before! What is going on now?

No, he had to practice his self-control.

Now this blushing look is not the look of a top at all!

After that, there are so many things waiting for him and He Jinyun to do…

If this faulty trait is not corrected soon, according to He Jinyun’s teasing nature, he will definitely make fun of him!

Ye Zexi took off his makeup first, and then began to take a bath slowly.

During the bath, he couldn’t help but glance at himself in the mirror.

He is thin, with long arms and legs, and his body is still a standard 37 measurement.

Look at the abdomen again-

Just forget about the abdomen.

After all, abdominal muscles are not what everyone wants. Oh yes, there are mermaid lines too.

Such a figure, shouldn’t it be okay?

Ye Zexi squeezed his arm, looking more satisfied.

After turning off the water, putting on a bath towel, and taking a deep breath, Ye Zexi opened the door of the room.

He Jinyun had already gone to bed and lay down. The man was lying on his side, and he didn’t seem to hear any movement here.

The corners of Ye Zexi’s mouth slowly rose, and his heart beat faster and faster.

He Jinyun is waiting for him!

Also turns his back to him.

Damn, this figure is too good.

Ye Zexi took a deep breath, approached pretentiously, rolled over onto the bed, and then said: “Ahem, I took a while to wash up, and made you wait a long time.”

It was also at this time that Ye Zexi noticed something was off.

Why doesn’t He Jinyun say anything?

Are you being shy?

Thinking of this, Ye Zexi felt excited again.

Unexpectedly, He Jinyun could also feel shy!

Ye Zexi gave a light cough. Although his face was already red and hot, he still resisted the shame and said, “Shall we just do it?”

He Jinyun on the other side still did not speak.

At this time, Ye Zexi finally realized that something was totally off.

No way?

Is it possible that He Jinyun would just let him take the lead and do whatever he wants?

Ye Zexi took a deep breath, then he would not be holding back!

But when Ye Zexi got closer, he heard a long breathing–

Ye Zexi got stiff.

Huh?

Ye Zexi finally saw He Jinyun’s face at this time, and saw the man’s eyes closed, his chest rising and falling regularly, as if he was asleep.

Sound asleep.

Yes, he is sound asleep.

Ye Zexi: “…”

The fuck!

Didn’t you say sleep together…%&%&%&￥#%#￥#@?

How come He Jinyun went to bed alone first!

Ye Zexi was dumbfounded.

After sitting on the bed for two minutes, Ye Zexi realized that he was not dreaming.

He Jinyun really fell asleep.

But Ye Zexi was still unwilling to give up.

We just kissed today!

Are you not interested in me right after the kiss?

“Hey, Teacher He!” Ye Zexi yelled.

He Jinyun did not move.

“Teacher He–” Ye Zexi’s tone raised.

He Jinyun finally woke up, opened his eyes slightly, and saw Ye Zexi beside him.

“You’re done? Go to sleep…” He Jinyun stretched out his hand, grabbed Ye Zexi in his arms, and whispered, “Go to sleep…”

Ye Zexi: “…”

Damn, being teased.

He did mean to sleep, literally!

Feeling resentful!

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Notes:

[1] Meituan – online shopping app for quick delivery.