There’s A Bug In Me - Chapter 25

Chapter 25: Come On! If I Lost Any Blood, I Lose!

Translator: Larbre Studio

Editor: Larbre Studio

“A bunch of useless guys who procrastinate in doing little things. I heard some guild is so ruthless that they have wiped out all the wolves on the nearby beach. I can’t even find a compass.”

In the woods, the rumor passed to He Hao who walked quickly through the forest, and his slightly fat body did not affect his action at all.

“According to the distance calculation, there should be a pack of wolves on the beach ahead… Found it! Oh my God, have I been preempted again?”

There was light sea breeze coming to greet him. He Hao wriggled his fat body and ran over, only to see that there were no wolves left on the beach.

“Why! Someone. Shit, this guy slaughtered the wolves on the beach alone. That’s all the coyote wolf has left. He really killed him!”

“Impressive! He also has an amazing slime pet. This guy must have a compass!”

Looking at a figure on the beach with a silver slime and a black slime, who had killed the wolf leader, He Hao could not help but tutting.

After meditating for a moment, after the man had finished raiding the items on the beach, He Hao strode out.

On the beach, Chen Bing felt something and looked at He Hao who was coming.

“Hey, brother, don’t hit me. I mean no harm. I just want to ask you if you have more than one compass. I can exchange it for something else.”

He Hao stopped and spoke quickly, with a nervous look on his face.

If the young man in front of him started to fight, he would almost certainly have to die.

“Yes, yes, but what do you have to exchange for it? The value of the compass is not low.”

Chen Bing nodded.

The beaches in this area had been swept by him, and now he had as many as eight compasses, which would be sold for money. Someone was coming, and he was happy to see them.

In this process, a wolf leader carelessly launched the “Howl” skill, and the surrounding wolves entered a state of rage. Chen Bing had to order the mouse leader to self-explode to solve the trouble.

But now Chen Bing had been promoted to level 5, and replaced a complete set of adventurer equipment. Killing wolves was easy for him now.

“Don’t worry; although the game has just started, I was lucky to get a bottle of Bo En’s Experimental Potion. This potion cannot be brought to homeland, but if you let the pet drink it in the game, it can increase the pet’s full attributes by 20% within 1 hour, and the pet will increase the chance of successful fusion by 10% in the next fusion. And there is a chance that the pet’s attributes will have a mutation effect! Neither my companion nor I have pets, and it’s no use keeping the Bo En’s Experimental Potion to myself, but brother, you have a powerful pet, and that potion will be a good item for you. Brother, if you give me a compass with a few extra items, I’ll give it to you!”

He Hao spoke with a smile.

“Bo En’s Experimental Potion? Yes, sure.”

Chen Bing was moved, and he thought of the remnants of Bo En’s diary.

“Wait a minute, brother, please. The potion is with my girlfriend right now. She’s nearby. Come right away! My girlfriend is very nice. She is beautiful and has a good sense of housekeeping!” He Hao said with a smile on his face.

“How long will it take?” Chen Bing’s face froze.

Damn it, does this guy have to show off about his girlfriend? I will let you taste the power of complaining from a young man who has had no girlfriend for 25 years…

Even this fat man has a girlfriend, how come I’m still single? There’s something wrong with this world!

“Soon! It won’t take longer than five minutes!” He Hao, worried about Chen Bing’s impatience, so he spoke hurriedly. He was completely unaware that he had accidentally tread on Chen Bing’s toes.

“Brother, you are so powerful. Are you a master of some big guild?

“How did you get your pet? You’re so lucky!”

While waiting, He Hao kept asking questions curiously.

But Chen Bing only answered absent-mindedly. He was reflecting on why he was still single. In terms of his conditions, he was not bad.

Speaking of which, I have been a soldier for five years. That is the reason.

Otherwise, not only would I have a girlfriend by now, my children would be big enough to help with house chores.

Damn it, no matter what, it’s still the world’s fault!

If there were no mistakes in the college computer system, he would not have joined the army, and now he would not be single!

“Brother Ho, here we come!”

“Hello, Brother Ho!”

A messy sound sounded, and Chen Bing recovered from his thoughts.

A large group of people came out of the woods by the beach, as many as twenty-three or four.

“Why are they all men, brother, where’s your girlfriend? Is your girlfriend a man?”

Chen Bing wanted to find a woman from this group of people, but a skillful wife couldn’t cook a delicious meal without rice. In any case, they were all men. But he found someone a little different.

A non-player character villager was mixed in this group of people.

The non-player character villager was tied by a circle of rope. These guys unexpectedly abducted a non-player character to move together. What are they trying to do?

“What are you talking about! Such a disgusting faggot!” He Hao turned a straight face in a second so quickly that no one could have expected.

“What about your girlfriend? You don’t even have a girlfriend. What about our deal?” Chen Bing looked around and looked for a woman.

Roar!

The Warrior Slime on one side let out a roar of demonstration, and he felt that the crowd was not friendly.

“Boy, you are still young, how can you simply believe the words of strangers? I told a lie to keep you waiting. How’s that? Can’t you see my strategy now, ha?”

He Hao smiled proudly.

“It’s okay.” When Chen Bing heard the words, he breathed a sigh of relief.

“What?” He Hao could not help asking strangely.

“I wondered why fat people like you could have girlfriends. Now I can stop doubting my life!” Chen Bing said with a grateful smile.

The punk-looking players around him burst out laughing. He Hao’s face turned green and he spoke to Chen Bing viciously.

“Boy, do you want to die!? Give me the compass and all the items you have found, as well as your equipment, or I’ll have my brother drive you to the secondary game island!”

In the “Evolution Island” game, after being killed, players would not be eliminated from the game, but each time they died, they fell to a lower-level secondary game island to be resurrected.

The secondary game island was actually a copy of the “Evolution Island” game; the copy level was linked to the number of deaths, and the tasks in the copy were no different, but even if one won first place in the secondary island, after the game was over, the score settlement could not be compared with the players who had not died once.

“Just a compass and items? I have a lot of compasses on me, and you want these?”

Chen Bing took out several compasses, showed them off in his hand, and then threw them all back into his backpack.

“Shit! Five compasses, there must be a lot of good items on this guy!”

“Hand it all over, and don’t you dare miss a single one of them!”

“That pet is good too. Ask him to give the pet, too!” More than twenty people saw it, and their eyes shone with greed.

He Hao was not a fool. Looking at Chen Bing’s teasing tone, he knew that Chen Bing would not give his items over to him obediently.

“It looks like you don’t want to hand it over. Kill him!”

His face darkened, and He Hao simply gave the order.

Those gangsters around had already been ready to attack. When He Hao’s order came out, except for three players with adding blood skills, the rest of them swarmed around.

The attack of a group of people came to Chen Bing at random. As long as Chen Bing was killed, the pet would disappear, and there was no need to spend effort to attack.

Bang.

Bang.

Snort.

There was a messy attack everywhere, but they were all stunned soon, looking at Chen Bing in disbelief.

“Come on! If I lose blood I lose.”

Looking at them, Chen Bing spoke faintly.