Those Good Old Days in Brothel after Rebirth - Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Rebirth

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

When it was barely bright in the morning, Ji Wujin already came into the street to beg for food.

It was an important day today because it was her 13th birthday.

The early bird catches the worm. It was never wrong to listen to the ancient wise man who said that.

However, the wise man fooled her.

She had been wandering around in the big Feng City from dawn to dusk, but found not even a single worm.

At dusk, Ji Wujin stood in the middle of Changle Street, gritting her teeth while holding a stomach full of northwest wind.

Winds blew in the west. She stood straight unyieldingly in the wind, gritting her sharp teeth aggressively and loudly.

Before her, standing in the middle of the street was a big ginger dog that stood there even more unyieldingly and gritted its teeth even more aggressively.

Ji Wujin was outraged because after one-day hard work, the meat-stuffed bun, the best food she could ever find to celebrate her birthday, was now held in that dog’s mouth.

If it were for some ordinary day, Ji Wujing who could not say bo to a goose wouldn’t lower herself to fight a dog. But that day was different!

“You little arrogant brute! Do you think you are noble enough to enjoy the meat-stuffed bun? Are you aware that you are a dog?!”

Woof!

“Huh?! How dare you bark at me! Dog! You are asking for death!”

Then a heart-stopping human-dog fight unfolded!

Both sides had given all they had, because both were starving to their extreme!

People passing by booed them, “Huh, look at this little beggar. She has some strength! Clinch its throat! Clinch the brute’s throat! Good! Good for you, little beggar!”

The dog was clinched down. She instantly grabbed the meat-stuffed bun out of the dog’s mouth and wiped off its saliva

“Bravo! Great…”

The onlookers immediately burst into cheers.

Ji Wujin raised her head proudly, kicked the dog away, and got back on her feet. Her mouth was wide open, revealing two rows of neat big teeth, because she couldn’t wait to enjoy her belated birthday dinner.

However, she violated a major taboo!

She was still standing in the middle of Changle Street at that time. She was too eager to gulp her trophy before she walked out of the road. It was literally a taboo!

Her lips were already touching the surface of the meat-stuffed bun and her teeth were about to tear it apart.

Suddenly it got dark in the air.

A gust of wind whistled behind her ears, and she subconsciously looked back. Before she could see what it was, she saw a huge black shadow rushing towards her.

“What the fuck!”

Clip-clop!

“Oh, you poor little beggar!”

As if the picture was frozen, Ji Wujin was opening her mouth for the meat-stuffed bun which was right before her lips but she just couldn’t reach for it.

It happened in the blink of an eye. A big power along with the clip-clop of horseshoes hit her hard in the head. Her eyes rolled.

“It might be the last time I roll my eye…” before she could say the “s”, she already got thrown up in the air.

The sky was spinning around and around in her eyes. Then she hit the hard ground, making a muffled sound of bam.

She didn’t except that she would wake up!

Slowly she opened her eyes. The only thing she could see was a cascade of light silk curtains.

Giving her mind to rest for a long time, she finally came to a bit of her senses. Ji Wujin sat up suddenly.

“Am I in heaven?”

She looked down and was surprised to touch something very soft and smooth. What was it? Was it a silk quilt? Did they have silk quilts in heaven?

She scanned around the surrounding quickly. It was a strange room, full of colorful draperies hanging from the ceiling to the ground, pretty eye-entertaining.

She reached out to brush aside the quilt, but the hands froze in the air.

Subconsciously, her two hands went for the two lumps of fat meat before her chest and she couldn’t help swallowing some saliva with some difficulty.

“What are these?”

She squeezed the “bumps” and felt more confused about the soup dumpling like texture.

These two plumps of fat meat seemed to be called breasts…aren’t they? Wait…these hands….

They had porcelain skin and perfect shape.

Those were not her hands!

With the alarm beeping in her head, she jumped out of the high bed with extra caution, hastily pushed away the draperies in the way, and ran out.

She scanned around and finally saw a bronze mirror by the window in the south.

She dashed forward. The moment she grabbed the mirror, she saw a panicked messy-haired woman staring at her in it.

Ji Wujin gasped. Her whole body went jello and she lumped onto the round stool below the bronze mirror.

The woman in the mirror was equally shocked. Her mind went completely blank. Ji Wujin blinked her big and watery eyes. Quite a while later, she looked up as if she wanted to see through the roof.

“God, you must be messing with me…”

The woman in the mirror had a slightly pointy chin, puffy lips, round eyes, porcelain skin, and black hair. She looked 20 years old or so. Her upturned eyes made her delicate face even sexier.

It was so not her!

But it was someone she knew!

The place where Ji Wujin often begged for food was called Changle Street, which was located in Feng City, the capital city of Jinyun Kingdom. It was a super-rich street, the most prosperous place in the whole Jinyun Kingdom, except the imperial palace of course.

Changle Street was a dream place for everyone in the world. The businessmen on the street were also super rich!

She often came to Changle Street to beg because she always met some silly but rich people here, and the woman in the mirror was one of them.

The woman opened a shop at the westernmost end of Changle Street. It was an imposing two-story building, with crimson decor on its delicate wooden railings. As long as you walked into Changle Street, it would be very hard to ignore such an obvious building and the eye-catching woman who liked smoking tobacco.

She usually had worn crimson lips like the color of the building. More of time, she sat on the threshold with a long pipe of tobacco in her hand, smoking casually as she gazed thoughtfully at the imperial palace in the east of Changle Street.

“May you be happy and prosperous! You are beautiful, landlady!”

The woman would throw out some steamed buns happily whenever she heard this.

“Living bodhisattva! Landlady, you are a living bodhisattva… ”

And whenever that woman heard this, she would raise her slender brown eyebrows and smile complicatedly, “Little thing, join us to make good money after you grow up, ok?”

Usually she would run away awkwardly.

Yes. She opened a brothel!

The name of brothel was Sweet Smile Chamber and those girls in the chamber called her Mama Jiao. Housewives who came to look for their husbands called her ‘that whore’. Her name was Hua Wujiao, the procuress of Sweet Smile Chamber.

“Mama Jiao…” A voice came from outside the door.

Ji Wujin knocked her head hard on the bronze mirror. Damn it! Speaking of the devil!

“Are you awake, Mama Jiao?”

Looking up again, Ji Wujin already had a quirky smile on her face. Now that she was reborn as this rich woman, so God told her to enjoy all her wealth and fortune. A extravagant life was waiting for her ahead!

Real Hua Wujiao, so long!