Using My Common Sense Altering Ability I’ll F**k and Make a Mess of Women In A Different World - Chapter 3

Episode 3: New Comrade, Escalayer

The Windmill Country is considered to be a better country than its neighbours.
Although it is a monarchy that has been ruled by an authoritative royal family for generations, the current king is known to be an individual brimming with wit and intelligence.

By abolishing the aristocratic privileges and supporting merchants, he revitalised the economy.
The effects of which can even be seen throughout the far corners of the city.
There were sellers everywhere, and buyers lining up in queues, causing the economy to turn.

A city that never sleeps, brimming with energy from day till night.

Another month has passed, but this city was comfortable to live in.
That was the honest impression that Isra and his friends had.
They never had any problems procuring weapons and armour, or preparing recovery medicine.

Furthermore, the city was also good towards its adventures.
Guilds were scattered all over the place, and the equipment for adventurers on the road was excellent.
That just shows how much high-quality quests had been gathered.

It would probably be the right choice to make this place headquarters.

“—-haah? There’s no quests?”
“Yes. My apologies.”

The receptionist bowed her head.
With a billow, the graceful valley rises.

“Isra-sama’s team rank is C…just now, all quests of that level have been accepted.”
“Weren’t there loads of them up until yesterday? To think they’d all be gone so suddenly.”
“Yes. Certainly, it would appear so…incidentally, somebody accepted a large number of quests under the same name.”

The receptionist spun her words with a gentle demeanour.
The appearance of her fluffy hair swaying as spoke with a sigh made me awfully itchy.

“Who…what’s their name?”
“Oh. My apologies, but I’m bound to my duty of confidentiality.”

My request was curtly refused, and so I went to report to my comrades.

“Mm♡ How was it, Isra?”
“Looks like it’s no good here too. I don’t know who, but it’s unmistakably the same guy’s handiwork.”
“Oh♡ Oh♡ That’s bad♡ Cumming, cumming, cumming…♡”
“My apologies, Yamada. Your power might not get to see any use for a while.”

At the guild meeting place, I was talking to the duo who were having standing-missionary sex.
Arisa raised her voice, half-naked and entwined with Yamada while amongst a rough group who were having a heated discussion.
Thanks to that, I immediately knew where they were even from a distance.

“Hmmm, so that kind of thing also happened, huh? Oi, tighten up more, Arisa, ffh.”
“I don’t know who they are or where they came from, but they’re annoying.”
“Alright, I’m cumming…uuh!! Fuuh…!”
“Nn aah, cummingg♡ …uohh♡ ……nnffh♡ Lots of semen, is inside of me…♡”

The two who clung close together both separated from each other.
A huge penis droopily withdrew from Arisa’s place.

I gulped.

I stared hard at Arisa’s special place.
Her special place that I wasn’t able to see at the hot springs the other day because the steam got in the way.
Speaking of that time, I could barely remember what happened since I fainted from being punched.

With a Glop♡, cloudy liquid fell out in thing, clean strings.
That hole had a beautiful pink colour.

This is Arisa’s pussy.

“Nn~nn smack♡ Geez, Yamada, to think you’d expel this much. Were you really that aroused? Fufu♡ smack♡”

After exchanging a kiss with reluctance to part, Arisa separated from Yamada.
And like that, Arisa scooped up Yamada’s semen that came out of her crotch with flowing movements and carried it to her mouth.
A nasty amount of semen pooled together atop of her hands.

“Mmm♡”

Arisa then immersed her beautiful mouth into that puddle—-.

“Nn slurrrrrrrrp♡ Bbbh smack♡ Bbbh smack bbha♡”

“Hey, are you listening Isra?”
“Eh!? Ah, oh, my bad!”

I regained myself when Yamada called out to me.
Upon regaining my senses, I could see Yamada’s face before my eyes.

That’s not good. What am I doing, dazing out like that?

“Are you alright? If you don’t pull yourself together, then we won’t be able to move forward. Is this really the time to be charmed by Arisa?”
“Eh, no, I-!”
“slurp♡ Ifra. ‘ou’re shtill haven’ reflected on your actions…slurrrp“

Arisa tried to talk with her mouth full.
The thick foamy semen that was dribbling from inside her mouth appeared and disappeared.

Although Arisa was showing an ecstatic expression, that gaze of hers was in its usual scolding mode.

“No, no, I’m listening! Yeah, that’s good!”
“Ooh, as I thought Isra also thinks so, huh?”

Not good. I wasn’t listening at all.

“Well then, I guess I’ll go searching right away.”
“Heh? Errm, for what exactly?”
“I told you earlier, didn’t I? A B-rank adventurer.”
“…hahh?!”
“Since there’s no C-Rank quests, we should just get a B-ranker to join us.”

Yamada said casually.

My jaw dropped in amazement.
What kind of idea was that?

“No, but…that’s impossible.”
“Oh? How come?”
“How, you say…that’s because we’re C-rank.”
“Uhuh?”

Yamada didn’t appear to understand at all.
It would seem that he was being serious.

“I’m talking about why would a higher ranked team up with those in the lower ranks? With the quest results and rewards being split between four people, I don’t think there’s anyone who would agree to such conditions.”
“Well, I’m sure it’ll be fine if we just talk things out.”
“H-Hey!”

Yamada stood up from his seat and walked away.
I simply saw him off, watching his back that was pushed by a confidence that came from who-knows where.

I could see his flabby body reminiscent of a normal villager hidden amongst a group of adventurers.

Both Arisa and I were left behind.
The scent of coffee wafted into the air.

“Say, Arisa. Could he actually be a pretty crazy guy?”
“slurp♡ chew chew chew♡ O’ courshe♡ He’sh mai mashtah, aftah all♡ Sperm-juice delish♡”
“Yeah. He might just be laying low.”

I enjoyed a fleeting moment together with Arisa, who was slurping and playing with the semen in her mouth.

If things go well, then he’ll probably get a D-rank. Well, trying is a good thing too.
Good luck, Yamada.

“Alright, I brought someone. Hey now, introduce yourself.”
“I am [The Unequalled], Escalayer. I look forward to working with you.”

“Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh!??!”

The one that Yamada brought back after a dozen minutes or so was—–the top-class hero among B-rankers.

“Please allow me to accompany you.”

The woman gracefully bowed.
Her body was wrapped in shining white armour, and she displayed no openings in her guard either.
She was tall, appearing just like a knight.

She had dignified features, and her eyes and nose were bold and distinct.
She was a breath-taking beauty.

“Wait, wait, wait! What sort of joke is this!? Just why would a person as amazing as you!?”
“Mm. I wonder if that wasn’t enough… However, I would still like to ask this of you. Would you please add me to your party?”
“No, we’re the ones who are buying your abilities.”

I was just bluffing. This isn’t to the extent of just buying her.
Her abilities are so high above mine that I can’t even compete with her.

Escalayer. She was a powerful person certified by them, proven by the fact that they had given her the second name [The Unparalleled].
A flower of war that flies through the blue sky and pierces the enemy.
She has completed countless advanced quests, and there are none who do now know her name.

“So just why would someone like you-?”
“It’s because I am needed by Yamada.”
“Huh?”
“I felt this man’s potential. That’s all the reason there is.”

Escalayer looked at Yamada.
Her gaze seemed somewhat feverish.
She fidgeted with her slender, exposed legs.

S-Somehow, she’s kind of erotic…

“That is, Yamada’s zeal is outstanding, see. I was taught many things.”
“Yeah, this girl didn’t know a single thing, you know. That’s why, just now, I taught her the ABCs of eroticism.”

Yamada familiarly wrapped his hand around Escalayer’s shoulder.
Her white skin twitched in response.

“O-Oi, idiot! Let her go!”
“Why?”
“Y-You’ll be killed!”

I backed away.

Escalayer was a fastidious and chaste woman.
In order to confirm this rumour, a rabble of men eagerly attacked her once.

Stories of them all returning with bones broken were all too famous.

—-you’re being way too bold, Yamada!

It then happened when I tried to interject with all my might.
Escalayer raised her arms and stopped me.

“No, it’s fine. I-I do not mind it.”

She raised her voice while slightly looking downwards.
That appearance of hers looked just like an adolescent girl.
To think that the famous Escalayer could make this sort of face.

“I’ve been a bit too sensitive up until now, you see. Um, that’s why I’ve decided to compromise a bit from here onwards.”

Escalayer settled cleanly into Yamada’s arms, her face flushing.
Seeing that state of hers, I was impressed.

“As expected of the Heavenly Maiden. So it’s like you’re always try and overcome your weaknesses?”
“Yup, sure is. This girl’s ass feels super nice to grope.”
“Nnah♡”

Yamada joked while laughing with a broad grin.
Upon looking, I could see his arm reaching out towards the war maiden’s butt.

This guy really is a bigshot.
He’s probably not actually groping her.
However, there’s probably no other man out there who would fling such jokes at Escalayer.

I, whose mood had completely turned for the better, extended my hand.

“Alright, well then we’ll be counting on you, Escalayer.”
“Nnh♡ U-Understood. I will devote all my being to fighting for Yamada—no, for this party.”
“Sure, I’ll be learning much from you.”
“Also, please call me, nnh♡ Esca.”

Escalayer grasped my hand back.
Her fingers were soft and slender like silk.
Furthermore, her appearance was so awfully sexy that my heart started racing.

“I’m Arisa. A mage. Looking forward to working with you.”
“I’m Esca. Please look after me, Arisa.”
“I’ve heard the rumours. I never thought that we’d get a B-ranker, much less you, but…it’s very encouraging.”
“Fufu, I shall strive to meet expectations.”

The women firmly held hands.
Arisa is courageous and might be able to work smoothly with the calm and composed Esca.

The men in the surroundings were taking glances over here, waiting to see how things fly in the face of this scene where two beauties were directly chatting with each other.

That also couldn’t be helped. The sight of these two beauties together was just too picturesque

“Now then.”

Not caring about those gazes and treating them like the wind, Arisa spoke to Esca.

“By the way, I’m the senior here. Just up until now I’ve had his dick crammed into me, and have serviced him with his semen squelching♡ in my mouth. That’s why I’m number one, so don’t forget it.”
“—-oh? Are you saying that to me, who’s having her butt caressed even now? This just happened, but the impact from when Yamada, who suddenly appeared while I was in the middle of doing my business, pinned me down in a mating press was amazing.”
“Oh dear. How pitiful to have your first experience as being a replacement for a toilet. As for my first time, I remember having tasted his cock all night long.”
“I’m fine with being a toilet. As long as it’s anything that Yamada excretes, then I’d be more than happy to accept it. Without that strong spirit of yours, I unfortunately do not have the nerve to claim that I am his number one.”
“…fufu, you don’t say?”

I felt there were sparks flying between them.

—-are they, getting along? I’m worried.

Just as the atmosphere changed, I began fishing Esca for information.

“Oh, by the way, Esca. What happened to your original party? I’m pretty sure your team was about to have a promotion exam, right? Is it ok to leave them?”
“They disbanded.”
“Haah!?”

I jumped up.

“Yamada suggested it, see. Since it was a party full of filthy men, they all headed towards the most terrifying valley naked. Someday we will meet again.”

Perhaps recalling her days of adventure, Esca spoke with her eyes slightly opened.

Even so, to think they disbanded.
I wonder if they really were crushed by Esca’s withdrawal.

“It seemed that everyone was fond of me. However, they were a gathering of genuine cowardly virgins who couldn’t even sneak into my bed. Despite all of them being useless, it was a good place.”
“S-So was it complications because of passions?”

To think that they would disband in such a way.
I glanced at Arisa.

“slurp♡ lick lick lick♡ The dick that conquered Esca’s pussy♡ It tastes amazing♡ slurp♡ Bpppgh♡ Bbgh♡”

She was kneeling, burying her face in Yamada’s crotch as she moved her head back and forth.

…nah, that wouldn’t happen to us.
I believed in Alisa and we made it this far by helping each other out.
In that case, let’s believe. We’ll be okay.

“Alright. Then let’s try the B-Rank Quest right away! Everyone, follow me!”

We welcomed our new companion, Escalayer.
This would be our first high-difficulty quest. I’m itching to try my hand at it.

With Esca in tow, we headed to the receptionist.

“Haah. It’s impossible because Isra-sama, the leader, is a C Ranker. Please come the day before yesterday.”
“Esca! You’re the leader! I’m leaving it to you!”

I, who had easily been shot down, pushed out Esca.

“Please, Sherry.”

“Alright…haah. But even so, this is a surprise. To think that Esca-san would join such a team.”
“Even I, myself, feel refreshed……very well. Then let us accept this dragon slaying quest.”
“Yes, the subjugation of the Dragon in its mating season, yes? Then the leader is registered as Esca-san. I wish you good luck.”
“Indeed, thanks.”

The two people spoke in a familiar manner.
People who receive the high difficulty quests really have deep trust with the receptionists.
I watched the peaceful procedures progress from behind.

“What’s with that bitch? Having such ridiculous breasts.”

Yamada uttered.

“Man, that receptionist is amazing. In many ways.”

As she smiled, the cleavage that peeked through her loose shirt swayed.
Sadly, the reason why their eyes landed straight there was because they’re men.

“Those puppies were born to be titfucked. Don’t you think so too, Isra?”
“You, don’t say that kind of stuff in front of Arisa.”

“Buhbohbohboh♡ Nnboh♡ Boh♡ Bhh slurrrrrrp lick ♡”

Thank god. She didn’t hear us.
It seems that she’s still absorbed in sucking Yamada’s dick.

I spoke in a hushed voice so that Arisa wouldn’t hear us.

“Well, yeah. It’s that exposed, after all. It’s no wonder you’d think so.”
“Alright, take out your cock, Isra. I’ll show you that woman being titfucked.”

I doubted my ears.
What is this guy talking about?

I stared at that slovenly face.

“I’m serious, you know.”

This guy’s done for.
While zipping down the fly on my pants, I sighed.

“You really are honest with yourself, huh? I don’t know if that’s amazing or not.”

I threw out my cock that was already at half-mast.
There was this comfortable feeling of openness. I wonder what this is?

“You’re pretty small, huh Isra? With that, it’s no wonder why you couldn’t make Arisa fall.”
“What are you even talking about?”
“Nah, just mumbling to myself…oi, Arisa, you’re in the way. Jerk off Isra’s cock.”
“Nbboh♡ Just wait a sec, Yamada. slurp♡ You haven’t even let it out for me once yet.”

Dissatisfied, Arisa licked his dick.
Seeing that scene, my dick became erect as though it were about to burst.

“It’s fine since I’ll have that receptionist woman do it. Got it, make sure to firmly rub Isra off.”
“Geez, I got it…wait, eh, what’s with this trashy dick?”
“It’s fine already, just do it.”

After saying so over his shoulder, Yamada vigorously jumped onto the counter.
A half naked man stood in between Esca and the receptionist lady who were smiling and chatting.
What an absurd sight.

And then-
Yamada sat down between them and laid himself down.
The dick that was covered in Arisa’s saliva. It twitched and trembled in front of the receptionist lady’s face.

“By the way, Esca-san. Did you know there are some bad rumours out there? ……oof…there.”

bounce♡ boing boing♡

Suddenly, the receptionist lady rolled up her shirt.

The large boobs that seemed as though they would burst out popped out.
It swayed up and down, left and right.

I was speechless due to the violent visual stimuli.

“Hehe. This is amazing.”

Yamada roughly rubbed and toyed with the bags that shook before his eyes.

Bunyu♡ Tayun, Tayun♡

“Apparently…nn♡ There have been mysterious incidents happening recently.”
“Oh, what kind of incidents?”
“Well, you see-“

Gunyu♡ Monyu♡

The receptionist lady grabbed her breasts from both sides and aimed those pieces of flesh at the cock in front of her—-

Zupaan!

She swung it down.

“There is a possibility that a person with an abnormal ability has appeared.”
“What was that? An abnormal ability user?”

Gunyuri♡ Jyuri jyuri♡

The breast meat that was pressed and rubbed began to rise, and at its core.
The glans was visible, yet hidden.

“Nn. Fuh, fuh—-that’s right. Haah, it’s become quite a hassle.”
“What kind of ability can they use?”
“Nnhah. It seems to be of the mental interference type. slurp♡”

Saliva dripped onto the cleavage.
When the receptionist confirmed that she had firmly gotten slimy, this time she began to vigorously move her breasts.

slurp♡ boing boing♡

“Fuh♡ Fuh♡ Fuuh♡”
“That’s quite troublesome. Let me know if anything happens. I’ll also help out too.”
“Haaaah♡ Haah AAAAAH♡”

While staring fixedly at the trembling glans before her eyes, the receptionist earnestly continued her boobjob.
Those eyes of hers glistened like a beast, and she even licked her lips.
The receptionist princess who normally possessed a gentle femininity.

And she, right now, had flung out her huge breasts and was using them to give a boobjob with all her might.

It was erotic. Too erotic.

My right hand involuntarily stretched down, grasping my dick.
Using my precum as a lubricant, I started jerking it off.

“Uwah. What in the world are you doing?”
“A boobjob with those breasts……damn, it must feel awesome.”
“Uwah, disgusting. You’re fapping while talking to yourself.”
“Uwoh. Oh! Oh dear~ I wonder if my excalibur would also be sandwiched between that chest!?”
“Your pitiful thing is a twig, you small dick. Haah, you’re super disgusting.”

Right next to my cock that I was stroking, Arisa was looking at my masturbation with a disgusted face.
Every time Arisa spoke while at a distance her breath would hit me, my dick pitifully responded.

“Kuh…that Yamada fellow, to be doing it so well. Uuuh!”
“Hurry up and cum, you useless cock…fuuu~~♡”
“Uooohh?! Damn, I’m cumming!”

Arisa pursed her lips and exhaled out.
The warm air that hit my glans felt itchy, and my desire to ejaculate increased all at once.

In accordance with this, she powerfully milked me.

“Aaah!! Cumming, cumming, cumming! I’m gonna cum from watching Sherry-san’s big breasts giving a boob job! Arisa, Arisaa!! Take it!!”
“There’s no way I would, idiot.”

spew spurtle

While being looked up at by my most beloved person with eyes as though she were looking at trash, I climaxed.
My head became pure white.

With a splutter, the semen I released fell onto the dirty floor.

“It’s way too thin. And the amount is pitiful too……why don’t you quit being a man?”

Arisa said, picking up the semen with her fingers and rubbing them against each other.
My pride as a man was shattered.

“Haah, haaah.”

I calmed down my breathing.
It had been a while since I had ejaculated last. I immersed myself in the afterglow.

“Oh, Isra. Looks like it’s over, huh?”

When I regained myself, Yamada had returned.
With a bright expression, he tapped me on the shoulder.

“Y-Yamada. How was her boobjob?”
“It was the best. As you can see.”

Saying this, I turned to where Yamada pointed his finger.

“Haah♡ About the features of the abnormal ability user, smack♡ he seems to be a man with the body of a villager, and a strong libido…slurp♡”

The receptionist lady was licking her own breasts.

Upon looking, I could see a large amount of semen clinging onto the center of her chest, and I even saw that it had splattered up to her face.
She carefully buried her face in her own large breasts and licked it up.

“I see. Well then, if we have sex with all of the men on the road, then we’d be able to eventually find them based on the amount of semen they release.”
“As expected of Esca-san. That’s precisely right. Furthermore, the individual appears to be a person who excretes a large amount of yellow-stained muddy semen, just like this. Nn♡ It’s hard to get it when it’s caught in my cleavage♡…I got it♡”

The receptionist lifted up the slime-like lump of semen.
She then lifted the thick thread, which looked almost like strings of fiber, onto her erotically stretched out tongue.

“slurrrrrrrrrrrrrpp nn♡”

She sucked it all up with a vacuum blowjob face.

And so, like this, we finished our preparations for the quest and left the city.
As might be expected of a B-Rank quest, the difficulty level was high.
However, that Escalayer is with us. We probably don’t have to worry.

“Nnoohh!! Getting knocked up on the way♡ As expected of Yamada! I’ve never had a more sensitive way of travelling before!! Nhoh♡ Hoh♡”
“Geez, my ero-pussy is also waiting♡ So hurry up and let me switch places already♡”

The team members were all on good terms.

Author Note:
Thank you for reading!
However, this Yamada is in high spirits.