Venomancer Of Gaming - Chapter 51
Chapter 51: Pathetic
After listening to this dialogue, Fatty suddenly realized that, from another perspective, the Chaotic Era’s background story had a different taste.
When he had received the camp quest in the Holy Order Assembly in the past, this miserable war description had sounded a little secretive. It had been described using demons, God’s punishment, and so on. It didn’t seem as straightforward as the Dark Council Camp’s quest.
The background of the Chaotic Era was like a magnificent fantasy novel. If one really got involved in it, one could sense a lot of stories that were deeply moving. One would feel like one was a part of this story that fascinated people.
After the Orc veteran told the story, Fatty’s quest was updated. He had to go back to reply to Great Prophet Avalona.
Upon roaming around the Immecca Horde, he found out that there weren’t any quests worth completing. This was probably due to Fatty’s level. Therefore, he planned to go back to Asgarod City to hand in the quest.
Luo Moling suddenly contacted Fatty.
“Where are you? My cousin is out of the Novice Village. I plan to bring her along to level up. Do you want to join us?”
Fatty was suddenly left speechless. Luo Moling hadn’t sought him out so that they could level up together. She simply wanted to find a nanny for Loli! Did she think that he looked like a nanny?
Although she had mentioned leveling up together, wasn’t this actually meant to help Luo Luo level up?
“I’m not joining you!” Fatty said gloomily. “I want to find someone to take me along!”
Luo Moling was stunned. She hadn’t expected Fatty to refuse in such a straightforward manner. What was going on? Could he even bear to refuse the invitation of a beautiful lady who wanted to level up together?
Instantly, Luo Moling almost wondered if she had already lost her good looks…
It was true that Fatty loved to look at beautiful girls. However, the problem was that Luo Moling was one. Fatty had defined her as a tough queen thanks to the impression he had of her as his neighbor in the past four years. He would love to go against such a chick and win her favor…
Rebellious psychology was very strange, right? Anyway, Fatty felt that letting such a chick, who had been frowning at him for four years, admit defeat would make him very happy…
However, Luo Moling couldn’t understand Fatty’s mentality. Hence, she only found this a headache since he angered her so much every single time.
If this had been someone else, Luo Moling might have snorted a long time ago. She wouldn’t have cared anymore. After all, she had her own dignity. She wouldn’t let anyone anger her like that.
However, she could sense Fatty’s stubborn, child-like mentality. She was angry because she felt that this was somewhat ridiculous, to the extent that she would bicker with him.
She was actually very curious. After she’d heard from her eccentric priest neighbor that one’s voice could be changed in the game, she’d kept wondering about his true looks…
Now that she had heard Fatty’s words and gotten angry, Luo Moling couldn’t help but want to bicker with him. However, Luo Luo, who was at her side, asked her, “Sister, what is that guy’s ID? Can you let me contact him?”
Although Luo Moling found this strange, Luo Luo explained, “Since I’m a kid, he wouldn’t refuse my request, right?”
Luo Moling believed that he would not be moved by persuasion, so it might be a little better if Luo Luo interacted with him.
Luo Luo was right. Fatty really couldn’t reject her. When a stranger requested to add him as a friend, he suddenly thought of little Loli’s gaze in the morning.
After he curiously added Luo Luo as a friend, Luo Luo’s name appeared on his friend list.
Then, the first thing she told him was, “If you don’t bring me along, I’ll tell my cousin that you’re deceiving her!”
Fatty broke out in cold sweat. Was she really a little Loli? It seemed that she had really discovered him…
Helpless, Fatty could only tell Luo Moling, “Okay then. I’ll go back. Wait for me in the city!”
…
When Fatty saw Luo Moling and her cousin, he realized that a petite female Orc Prophet player was standing beside Luo Moling.
This was Luo Luo. Although she looked like a little Loli in reality, she had tweaked her character’s height slightly. Thus, she didn’t look like a small kid anymore. At least, Fatty had seen many female players in the game with such a petite body.
She hadn’t added cute Orc ears to her female Orc, which would make many otaku players go crazy and sigh. However, in general, this was still a very cute look. Unlike the green-skinned male Orc players, female Orc players had a healthy skin color. Their two protruding teeth completely changed the ugly image of an Orc.
Luo Luo also looked like that. In Fatty’s opinion, nobody would probably find out that this was a minor.
Fatty miserably thought that the rich were impressive nowadays. They could even sneak a small kid into a game…
“Yo!” Fatty greeted Luo Moling in a dispirited manner. He saw that the gossiping guy, Fated Sky, was standing by her side. Was he a pestering ghost? He went wherever Luo Moling went…
Luo Moling seemed to be fuming with anger. She was still angry about Fatty’s immediate refusal. On the other hand, Fated Sky looked at Fatty and shrugged helplessly. Little Luo Luo stared at Fatty’s character curiously and sized him up.
“Hello, Brother!” As soon as Little Luo Luo spoke, she addressed him in a weird way. She nearly made Fatty slide off his chair in front of the controller…
Luo Moling and Fated Sky burst out laughing. They could imagine Fatty’s expression.
“Ha… Ha…” Fatty laughed rigidly and said, “Hello, little girl!”
When he said that, the little girl messaged him privately. “Ha! It’s really you!”
Fatty, who was stunned, asked, “What… What do you mean?”
“I wasn’t sure at first!” said Little Luo Luo. “But I knew when you spoke just now. You are the fat priest from the church, right?”
Fatty was stupefied. Had she been sounding him out by saying those threatening words earlier?
That was right. This was little Luo Luo’s first time seeing Fatty in the game. When she’d heard his voice, how could she have linked Fatty’s character image to the fat priest in the church before seeing him? At the time, she had only thought that Fatty seemed to have lied in the church. However, she couldn’t tell what he had lied about. When her cousin had asked Fatty questions in the church, she had vaguely felt that he seemed to be linked to the Venomancer before her eyes. Therefore, when she had contacted Fatty, she had slightly sounded him out. She hadn’t expected him to really come.
After hearing Fatty’s speech, she was finally sure that her cousin’s eccentric neighbor was the person before her eyes. He had clearly known her cousin in the game, yet he had refused to admit it in reality!
After understanding all this, Fatty felt that this little Loli was not a legendary little angel but a little devil…
Could an eight-year-old kid be more logical that ordinary people could imagine?
When Fatty had been at that age, he had only competed with the kids in the orphanage to see who could pee further away…
“Hmph!” Little Luo Luo seemed to be very satisfied with her guess about Fatty’s true identity. After snorting, she told him, “You have to agree to take me along to level up. Otherwise, I’ll tell my cousin that you’re the fatty staying beside her!”
“I’m already here. I have to do that, don’t I?” Fatty said with tears in his eyes.
“That’s more like it!” Little Luo Luo was happy right away.
He was really gloomy. He had never heard of someone asking a Venomancer to bring them along. This class was not suitable at all. He wondered what this little girl was thinking.
Fatty didn’t know that this was the nature of a kid. She found it fun to do so. Although little Luo Luo was very clever, she was mentally only a kid.
If things were exposed, Fatty couldn’t do anything. He had been fooled by little Luo Luo. If she really told Luo Moling his true identity, Luo Moling might go offline and kill him right away. In the past, he had angered her a lot. She would definitely go for a real-life PK…
After thinking, Fatty took out the Prophet’s Lightning Guard Skill he had obtained by fighting the Boss and gave it to little Luo Luo before saying, “Take it! You can use it!”
“Thank you!” Little Luo Luo felt very happy.
Then, Fated Sky thumped his palm and said, “Oh, that’s right. Luo Luo is an enchantress. You’re lucky. Old Chicken is a forging personage. You don’t have to worry about not having any materials to practice your life skills in the future!”
Fatty wanted to bite Fated Sky to death. Could he talk less?
Plus, why had he addressed him as ‘Old Chicken’?
An enchanter was known as the most costly life skill. This was because the raw materials necessary for this skill were different from the materials of other life skills. Most of the materials that the enchantment formula required were things such as enchantment powder and enchantment crystals. Such materials could only be obtained through disassembling equipment of the Refined Rank or an even higher rank!
In other words, one needed to disassemble a large amount of equipment to get materials if one wanted to raise the proficiency level of the enchanting skill, which was rather costly.
Fated Sky had undoubtedly pushed Fatty into the eye of a storm…
Therefore, Fatty really wanted to say, “Don’t you guys act like you are so close to me! I’m not that close to you guys at all…”